the paperView OnlineLetter's from another worldthe paperTwilight was cleaning her attic with Spike; this place was messier then one of her study sessions. “Almost done Twi!” Spike called as he put a box down. He looked around and spotted a random piece of paper on the floor. He picked it up and looked at it, it had holes punched three times in the side and was lined. “Hey Twilight, look at this weird paper.” He turned to the approaching unicorn. She took the paper with her magic and looked at it. “What kind of paper is this?” She thought out loud and turned towards the stairs. “I’ll finish up I guess…” Spike sighed as Twilight descended down the stairs. She reached a desk and put the paper down. “Hmm, the lines must make it easier to write and the holes must be for tying it to something.” She took a quill and began to write. ‘I was right! It does make it better for writing!’ She decided to write with a smile on her face. Drake was sitting at home watching TV. “Argh, must. Right. Shopping list!” He pulled himself up and stumbled into the kitchen, yawning. He picked a random paper and pulled out a pencil. “Right so I need m-“ He stopped and looked at the words on the paper. “‘I was right it does make it better for writing’ ?” He said what was on the paper. As soon as his pencil hit the paper the words faded. “What the hell is going on?” He thought for a moment then snapped his fingers. “Someone is pranking me, alright then!” He began to write on the paper. ‘Why did the words disappear? Who did that?’ He set the pencil down and waited, watching the paper carefully. Twilight got a confused look on her face when the words faded. “What is going on?” She hummed and took up her quill. When she looked back at the paper there were words on it, new ones. “‘Why did the words disappear? Who did that?’ *Gasp* It must be an enchanted paper! I’m talking to somepony somewhere!” She began to write down words as fast as she could. ‘Hello! What is your name?’ She set the quill down and waited. As soon as the words appeared he looked around for the source but found no one doing anything. “Hmm,” He looked at the paper and began to write, making the words fade. ‘I’m Drake, who am I talking to?’ He waited a while when his words faded he leaned in. ‘My name is Twilight Sparkle! Where are you from?’ Duh fuck? Is he talking to someone FROM twilight? Or is he talking to someone with that name? Not cool. ‘Twilight Sparkle? Please tell me you don’t really sparkle…’ He sighed and set the pencil down. “What? No.” Twilight wrote down something quick, she wanted to know more about this ‘Drake’! ‘No, I could cast a spell to do that but that sounds kind of stupid.’ She waited. ‘It sure does, what the heck do you mean by ‘spell’?’ T: You don’t know magic? D: Nope, magic is not real, are you some sorta book worm or something? T: I suppose you could call me a bookworm but magic is real! How could you not believe in it!? D: Well for one I have not seen any magic other then this paper that I am still debating if it's a prank or not, and two I just am to much of a scientist to think such a thing could be so. T: Where the hay are you?! I'll come over and show you magic is real! D: California, come get me. T: Where's California? D: You don't know? Do you live under a rock or something? T: No I live in a library in Ponyville! D: Now we're both in the same river, where the hell is Ponyville? T: Now I say you have been living under a rock. Drake was getting a bit pissed at this 'Twilight Sparkle'. Claming magic is real is one thing but making up a fake place to throw him off? He told her the truth why would she lie to him!? D: Not very nice, T: Well you did the same thing to me! D: Meh, I'm over it now. T: No pony calms down that fast! D: I'm not a pony. Twilight gasped, what is she talking to?! She thought it was a pony all this time but no! That's why he doesn't know about magic or where Ponyville is! T: What the hay are you then?! D: Um, a human? Who is the Twilight Sparkle? She seems to out of place to be a normal girl. T: What's a human? D: Ow, my forehead. Humans are the main race on earth, duh, common knowledge. T: Wait, earth? Don't you mean Equestria? "What is he talking about earth? I mean come on!" Twilight raged a bit. D: No, earth. That's what I meant. What are you a alien? T: Well to you I guess I am, we must be from different worlds. "Bullshit!" Drake put his foot up on the table and pointed at the paper. "There is no other life! I DEMAND PROOF!" D: What proof have you? T: Hold on I want to try something. Twilight pointed her horn at the paper and focused. On the other end Drake got a unpleasant shock of purple energy. "OW FUCK!" He jumped back from the paper. T: Did it work? D: I'll tell you what worked! The paper just shocked me with purple energy! T: There's your proof! D: I call bullshit, T: Bull-what? D: Oh god you don't know how to swear ether? You peaceful ponies you. T: Um, I have to go eat dinner, I'll come back in a few hours. D: Yea, I have to make sense of this, see ya later. T: Bye. Twilight sighed and joined Spike at the table in the kitchen. "So, who we're you talking to in there?" Spike asked, taking a bite out of a ruby. "A 'human' named Drake." She sighed. "He is infuriating! But it seems he is from a different world." Spike gave her a look then shrugged, continuing to eat. A/N: Alright ponies and bronies, who's point of view do you want to see the more of in this story? Twilight, Drake, or best pony Tom? The last one was a joke and will be ignored. Sorry.
Finding stuff out. (Drake)View OnlineLetter's from another worldFinding stuff out. (Drake)(Just to let you all know, Drake is the kind of guy who likes to keep to topic and get things done quick as he can, he's not suppose to be likeable until a bit later, but I'll spice up the humor a bit and to answer another question no this will not end up like a HiE story. Now then, let's get started.) Drake sat at his computer for a few moments, does he want to know about where Twilight comes from? Does he even care? He hates it when people lie to him. He leaned in and pulled up google and types in 'Ponyville', and what do you know it is a place! In a cartoon. 'Grate,' He thought. 'I'm talking to someone who likes ponies and is magical. She could be telling the truth or had a purple tazer on the backside of the paper.' He facepalmed. "Ow." He muttered and got up to stretch when he looked back over to the paper. "Hmm," He put a hand up to his chin and stroked the slight beard on his face. He walked over to it and picked it up, turning it around and looking at it up and down. "What the heck is this thing made out of!?" He yelled after trying to rip it. "It must be made from some god tree or someshit." He set the paper down and wrote on it. D: Hey Twilight, did you know you can't rip the paper? (He waited a few minutes.) T: Wait you tried to rip it!? D: Yup, I still think you ponies are a sick joke someone is using to make me go insane, I think it's working... T: Well stop trying to destroy it! I want to ask you things about your world! D: Not right now miss study bug. I must keep up MY research, why don't you do some? I mean you do live in a library. T: I suppose that would be a bit better, but promise me you will answer my questions later! D: *Argh* Fine, I promise. T: Pinkie promise? D: What the hell is a pinkie promise? T: Argh never mind, bye. D: Bye. Drake was a bit happy it still worked but the little person in him that told him right from wrong yelling to burn the fucking paper and get back to real life. Naw Twilight would just find a way to end him from her world if he did that. He got up and walked back over to the computer, he then typed in Twilight Sparkle, and what the hell do you know she is a purple unicorn with a pet dragon named Spike. He could study the concept for hours and still not understand anything what so ever, so, after a few hours of watching TV and having a few beers he went back to talk with Twilight. D: Twilight you there? I'm bored. T: That must come on fast. D: Quit you giant purple unicorn. T: How did you know that? D: You seem to be a kids show in my world, you do seem a bit childish at times so I'm not surprised . T: I do not! D: Do too, T: Do not! D: Do too. T: DO NOT! D: Whoa Twilight, calm down and I'll give you a lollipop. T: Ok then, that will- Hey wait! D: BUHAHAHAHAHA! I would never have thought that would work! T: Your cruel! D: And your purple, ponies in my world aren't normally purple. T: Wait you have ponies in your world? D: Yup, but they can't talk, write, or do anything your doing except eat, walk or trot, and race. T: So they are feral or something? D: I have no clue. But it's funny how something like you could even be. T: How is life funny? D: Well if it put's on clown shoes and a big red nose yelling it's Rudolf the red nose reindeer then it could be very funny. (Twilight contains a laugh but magic is going a bit crazy from inside laughter, causing messy writing.) T: Well that could be funny but that still is a bit mean. D: What the heck happened to your writing? T: Nothing! Just go away for a bit, I need to think. D: Well, alright, see ya later. Twilight--- Twilight then burst into laughter, this human had something over comedy that knew how to hit the right buttons. Spike eventually came in and after a while of confused looks he joined in the laughter. (Short chapter I know and I'm sorry, just trying to make a bit better for you all to read.)
(Short) Rainbow Dash finds the paperView OnlineLetter's from another world(Short) Rainbow Dash finds the paper"Twi!" Dash opened the door to the empty library. "Hmm, must be out, I'm sure if I write her a letter telling her I took out a book she'll understand!" She looked around for some paper and found the Paper, she took the quill next to it and began to write. When she finished she looked over her work, until the words faded. "What the hay!?" She looked at it a dew moments when words popped up. D: Hello? Who am I talking to now? RD: Who the hay are you?! Where did my letter go?! D: I think it came over here and got erased by me. RD: You meany! Give it back! D: Don't know how, you have yet to tell me who you are. RD: I'm Rainbow Dash! Fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria! D: I see no proof. RD: Well duh! Your just a paper. D: Not really, I'm in another world right now that is somehow connected to your world. RD: I don't believe a lick of it! Twilight must have made you to talk to somepony while she studied! D: Truth or not I'm real and on another world. Deal with it. RD: Oh yea?! Let's see how you like being ripped! Dash snatched up the paper and began to try and rip it She stomped, bit, and slamed the paper with a book, but nothing happened. D: Are you done yet? I'm finished with my beer now. RD: What is this made out of? D: That's what I said at first, now I just call magic and deal with it like a man. RD: Alright! I'm done with this stupid paper! And with you! D: I feel the love, I suppose I'll talk to you later? RD: Probably not. D: Ok then. Dash slammed the paper down and stomped out of the library. Drake leaned in his chair victoriously, that was a fun 30 or so minutes. He cracked open another beer and took a sip. "A trolls work is never done." He muttered. (Should I do more today?)
Short note, NO WAIT! A wedding to!View OnlineLetter's from another worldShort note, NO WAIT! A wedding to!(Short note? Bullshit! Now then I want to tell and/or ask y'all something, this will not end up a HiE story UNLESS you want it to. Ok? Ok, that is all) Drake sat in his house and watched tv, yesterday Twilight did something to the paper to make it make a noise so when she wanted to talk to him or vise-versa the paper would make a sound depending how urgent it was, like if she just wanted to chat then it would make a soft bell sound, if she needed warn him about something, if she ever needed to, it would sound like a alarm, same for him. Anyway Drake was watching TV when the paper rang. “That thing will be the death of me I swear…” The sound scared him every time due to him living alone, he pulled out a pen and leaned over in his couch to the paper. T: Drake? You there? D: Yo, T: How’s it going? D: Oh, just recovering from almost having a heart attack from this damn paper, living alone does not help the fact a sudden sound scares me to the point of wetting myself. T: Heh, sorry but it’s the only way to get you to know I’m trying to talk to you. D: Argh fine, what’s up? T: I’m about to head out to my brothers wedding, but I’m a bit mad. D: I can hear the flames ragging now. T: Don’t joke! I’m mad at him not telling himself is all… D: Well what if he had a job type thing and couldn’t tell you? My sister never told me and the invite got lost at the post office so I never showed, she was MAD! T: Hahaha, I suppose I am lucky that Spike is like a mail box, mail from the princess never gets lost on it’s way to me. D: Lucky purple magic pony… T: Hahaha, I suppose I should be off now, the train leaves in a little while and I need to get ready. D: Gods be with you, knowing your magic world something strange is going to happen. T: You have no idea, bye. D: Bye. Well now it’s time to turn into a vegetable until she get’s back. He leaned back after putting the pen down. He decided to see if that pony show about Twi was on, he flicked through his station until he found it on the Hub, new episode? The Royal Canterlot Wedding. “Holy shit Twilight’s brother is captain of the guard, and is getting married today, how do they do this weird ‘we know what’s going to happen so we put it up right as it is going to happen’ shit.” He chuckled and watched, after a few minutes he knew something was up, so he tried to get someone on the paper, no one- er pony answered, so he kept watching, he almost flipped his table when he saw Twilight and Cadence and Cadence did some green fire shit and sucked her into the ground. “Goddammit!” He cursed and tried the paper again, nothing! The next part better play right after, and it did! He watched as Twilight ran through caves with the real Cadence and tensed up as the wedding was starting to happen, he could not help but the chuckle at Shinning Armor’s face, which was a funny look. Twilight walked in with the real Cadence and the fake one turned into the changeling queen whose name can not be spelled right by anyone here. She spilled the beans about her plan he her changeling army, Celestia tried to stop her but failed, so she sent Twi and her friends to get the elements, they were ambushed by a large grope of changelings, who they beat without a problem, heh Twi was turned into a mini-gun, Pinkie is awesome. So they got to the chamber where the elements were and the ‘oh shit’ moment happened and they were surrounded by changelings. They were dragged back to the wedding hall, Celestia now in one of those green cocoon things, gross. Miss bitch (Changeling queen that pisses Drake off) told them it was hopeless and watched out a window as the changelings fucked the place up. Cadence was freed from the green stuff by Twi and she went over to Shinning Armor, she did that spell thing and fixed his head, Bitch Queen, well, bitched at them and again told them it was hopeless. They then magic powered the shield spell and drove all the changelings away along with Bitch Queen, then the wedding actually got on and over, Twi has a awesome voice for singing, Spike never got to do that bachelor party, poor guy-er dragon. So it ended and in a few minutes that paper rang, again scaring the shit out of him. T: Hey Drake, you’ll never believe what happened! D: I can’t believe you have a awesome singing voice. T: What? D: Remember how I told you your world is a show here? Well I just watched the whole wedding. T: Oh, how did those people know about the wedding? D: Beats me, I’m just happy you didn’t get hurt by the Bitch Queen. T: Who? D: It’s the nick name I gave the changeling queen, I can’t spell her name or even say it right. T: I see. D: So ya, awesome singing voice, I loved it. T: Thanks. Twilight was, at this point, blushing madly, she did not know why but praise from Drake made her feel warm inside. She waited a moment before writing again. T: So what are you doing? D: Re-watching it, I had it recorded so I get to see it all over again without all the worry. T: You worried? D: Duh, your like the only friend I have that is not normal and is from another world, it’s fun to talk to you and at points be smarter then you. T: You mean. D: And you’re purple. I have to go make some popcorn so I can be a vegetable while I’m watching. T: What? D: Nothing, bye Twi. T: Bye Drake. She set her quill down and took a deep breath. “What is wrong with me?” Twilight muttered and walked to her bed to take a nap. “Maybe I’ll feel better later.” She muttered and pulled the covers over her head.