The Clopspiracy

As Twilight finally awoke, she gradually began to recall last nights activities. Her pounding headache seemed to remember the night better than her. A few things did immediately stick out in her mind. The letter from the Princess, meeting Sirachi, and a certain cucumber.

I wonder how he's doing. I hope nopony eats him. Wait what? Get a grip Twilight. Remember, you still need to talk to the rest of your friends.

"Ugh. Hey Twilight," Spike groaned. "I'm not feeling too good."

Twilight opened her eyes and realized Spike wasn't the only non good thing.

Her hooves were wet from some drink either she or Spike spilled on the table, and it didn't help that half of her was sprawled out on the same table. Her fur somehow managed to pick up the smell of vomit, even though she couldn't taste anything but a hint of apple juice. She glanced around the room to find the rather large bottle of alcohol, but it was nowhere to he found. Untill she finally slid of the table and onto the ground, spotting the now empty bottle underneath the table, along with a certain dragon inside it.

"Spike," She said. Her throat burned as she spoke. "Did you drink from that?"

"Drink from what?" He said perplexed by her simple question.

"From the bottle you're in."

"Oh this. Well, I think I finished it. It just made me thirstier though." He admitted.

Great. At least I can leave him here and go see Rarity.

"You should get some rest then, I'll see if Zecora has anything." She said nonchalantly.

"Thanks. Say Twilight, what was in that drink anyway?" Spike said as he crawled out of the once filled bottle.

Quick Twilight use your head.

"Oh it was uh, experimental apple juice. Courtesy of Applejack." She smiled nervously.

"Experimental huh? Well if you see her tell her it sucked."

"Spike!"

"Ok ok. It was unpleasant and vile beyond understanding. Is that better?"

"I suppose. Get some rest."

"Alright." He said as he walked up the stairs, and into Twilight's bed.

Let him be. It is his first hangover after all.

Twilight started walking over to her bathroom, and knew she would have to do a superb job of making herself look nice. Otherwise Rarity would take it upon herself, and many hours with it, to make Twilight look nice. She looked at her matted mane in the mirror and shut the door. She would have to go through a lot of trouble to make herself look half decent. Or she could just use magic. This was official business after all. Twilight let out a slight giggle.

And Rarity would be none the wiser.

Purple smoke drifted out of Twilight's horn and she could no longer see her face in the mirror. It didn't stop there however, and the whole bathroom filled with the smoke. She felt her body tingle, and already began to have a clean feeling. The spell stopped, but the mystical smoke was still at work, until it finally dissipated a few moments after. Looking in the mirror Twilight was face to face with a much more beautiful mare then what she saw before.

"Not bad." She said to the mare in the mirror.

She turned away from the beautiful face and opened the door. She was feeling much better now, as the spell had somehow managed to rid her of that painful headache. Unfortunately it didn't rid the house of last night's mess. There were more important things at hoof, far more important then the library's floors. And to her knowledge, none of her books were missing or damaged.

With a smile on her face and a spring in her step, Twilight teleported her saddlebag and herself, over to Rarity's boutique.

After three consecutive knocks on the boutique's doors, Twilight heard her dear friend's voice.

"Just one moment dearie!"

Twilight started to run any and every conversation starter through her head. How are your parents? How is Sweetie Belle? Has Opal done anything interesting lately?

"Twilight how are you? Do come in. I'm just finishing up a dress with Sweetie Belle but once I'm done we can chat." She said.

It was quite obvious that Twilight's friend was particularly busy. When she was greeted at the door she had scissors and some sort of fabric floating right beside her. Not to mention the yards of ribbon and clusters of gems that covered the floor. At least it was Sweetie Belle who was being forced to play dress up instead of her. Hopefully niether Twilight nor Sweetie Belle would have to wait too long.

"Twilight how do you think it looks?" Rarity asked, slightly muffled by two pins she had in her mouth.

"The dress looks great Rarity; you too Sweetie Belle."

Sorry Rarity but right now I could care less about that dress. It is nice, but we have more important things to talk about.

"See sis, I told you it looked good." Sweetie Belle said.

"Hm...I suppose its alright, just needed a second opinion. Well now that the dress is done we can talk Twilight."

There was a few moments silence before Twilight realized Sweetie Belle wasn't planing on leaving the room anytime soon.

"Yeah uh, Rarity do you think we could talk privately?" Twilight said with a slight tone of embarrassment.

"Oh," Rarity's voice sounded much more concerned. "Sure, follow me. Just wait here Sweetie Belle; if you could be so helpful as to clean up this mess?"

"Yeah I'll get started."

The pair of unicorns trotted off to one of Rarity's spacious closets.

"I hope you don't mind Twilight, it's the only private room of the boutique."

"No I don't mind at all." She said as she walked through the door.

Rarity pulled the door shut and faced Twilight. "Has something happened? It's not like you to come by so unexpectedly."

"Yes and no. It's nothing bad, but do you know that new store that opened up recently? Looks like a giant bottle of hot sauce?"

"So it's about that? Don't worry Twilight I know how to protect my sister from places like those."

"Good. The other reason why I came here was to talk to you about something else."

"And what might that something else be?"

Spit it out Twilight. The sooner you do this the sooner you can see the rest of your friends.

"It's about me isn't it?" Rarity said with a smirk.

"Huh?" Twilight was immediately thrown back by her friend's question.

"Do I really need to make it any more obvious? You've come to confess your feelings for me."

"Uh actually Rarity I came by to-"

"Don't lie Twilight, there are lots of colts and mares alike who want to be more than friends. You just happen to be one of them."

Twilight's mind drew a blank. The last thing she expected was for this to happen. She didn't even like Rarity. Sure she thought she was attractive and such but she never, ever thought of her as something more than a friend.

Twilight tried to form a sentence, but everything she sounded like she was speaking into a sponge.

"It's quite alright Twilight I know you're nervous. It's adorable really. Besides, actions speak louder than words after all."

As soon as Twilight heard those poignant words. she knew just what was bound to happen. A small part of her knew it as soon as the two of them walked in the room and shut the door. But there was no turning back now.

As Rarity started closing in on Twilight, the purple mare could smell some sort of fruit flavored perfume. If she wasn't in this situation perhaps she would be able to name it and it's genus.

I should say something to her. Don't. Say the wrong thing and you could really alter your friendship with her. You're better off letting her do what she wants.

Rarity's lips were just millimeters away from Twilight's, and the slight scent of perfume was now a pungent and intoxicating aphrodisiac. Her lips weren't puckered, they were relaxed; but were still full of lust and energy.

There lips finally touched, and Twilight felt at ease.

Just using her body weight, Rarity coaxed her into lying down on the closet's floor. Their lips were still together, and their tongues were still in an embrace. Rarity's more dominant side was starting to show, and she pressed her tongue deeper into Twilight's mouth. It had been quite some time since Rarity tasted another mare, and it was just sweet as she remembered it.

Rarity pulled her lips away and opened her eyes. "Shall we move on?"

Twilight nodded.

"Good. It's been awhile since I've done this so I hope I'm not too rusty." Her white fur didn't do much to hide her blushing cheeks.

She brought herself down to Twilight's crotch and examined what she would be dealing with.

You really do have a nice one Twilight. Perhaps you should put it to more use. Rarity thought. She didn't dare say it however, she knew Twilight was already embarrassed enough.

Twilight was already nice and wet, and Rarity went right to work. With her two front hooves she exposed what looked like the softest, juiciest happy hole in all of Equestria. Rarity's mouth had already began to water.

Rarity's soft lips acted as teeth, and she started gnawing at Twilight's insides.

"Aaahh!" Twilight moaned.

I hope you aren't faking those dear. Rarity thought.

"What was that?" Sweetie Belle said to herself.

Rarity slid her tongue inside Twilight, and the mare let out another moan.

"Probably nothing." Sweetie Belle said.

With another tongue thrust, Rarity placed her hoof on Twilight's clit and began to rub.

"Oh Princess Celestia! Rarity this is so good! Aaahh!" Twilight had finally lost her self control over her body, and was nearing her climax.

Rarity winked at Twilight, and pulled away from the source of her friends juices. She tilted her head, and slid her horn all the way inside of Twilight. Twilight started to clench her friend's horn, and unknowingly provided a deep pleasure for both her and Rarity.

"Ahh, Twilight," She panted. "I didn't think you, would feel this good!"

"Niether, did I, aah!"

Why are Rarity and Twilight shouting? Sweetie Belle thought. Time to Investigate!

"Ohh! Twilight I'm cumming!" She said as she repeatedly thrust her horn into Twilight.

"Aah Rarity!" Twilight squealed as Rarity's horn shot three burst of magic inside her. She countered by nearly crushing her horn with her now vibrating insides.

As Rarity pulled out, a small puff of magic rolled out from Twilight and dissipated into the air. Sue would have to dry of her horn before Sweetie Belle asked any questions.

Even if she did clean her horn, she would still have to answer to a multitude of questions. Sweetie Belle had seen the "climax" of their little rendezvous and was already preparing some questions to ask her friends.

I suppose this wasn't a complete failure. Twilight thought.

"Twilight, would you happen to know any cleaning spells? I can't preform one right now, I'm sure you know why." She said with a smile.

"Yes, phew." Twilight said.

After a much larger cloud of purple mist, the two unicorns looked as if they came from a hooficure.

"Much better." Rarity said as she opened the closet door.

"How long were we in there for? I hope Sweetie Belle isn't worried." Twilight asked, just recalling they had a minor in their midst.

"Not too long don't you worry. See there she is now."

Sweetie Belle was lounged out on the sofa, doing her best to contain her questions until she met with her friends.

"Rarity, can I go play with Scootaloo and Applebloom?"

"I would say yes but you haven't bothered to clean at all Sweetie Belle. Even Opal-wopal knows that. After you help me clean you can see your friends."

"Okay." She answered back.

Maybe she would get her cutie mark for keeping secrets.

"Well Twilight I did quite enjoy our "chat" so if you want to talk again do let me know."

Wait, does she think we're in a relationship now? Twilight thought.

"No strings attached Twilight. For uh," She glanced at Sweetie Belle, who for once wanted to clean. "Our future conversations."

That answers my question I suppose.

"Sure thing Rarity. Bye!" Twilight said.

She waved to her friend, who also waved back, and shut the boutique door on her way out. How she managed to have sex with saddle bags on was beyond her. Things went better then they seemed for both her and Rarity, and just from that one intimate moment she knew Rarity wasn't going to be corrupted.

The sun was was giving off a deep orange glow; it would be nightfall in a few more hours. Spike should be feeling better by now right? With a loud crack, Twilight teleported herself inside the library, even though part of her wanted to go for a scenic walk instead.

"Hey Twilight! I'm feeling much better now. Oh, and Princess Celestia came by earlier and wanted me to give you this."

The library was sparkling clean, perhaps the Princess helped out?

"Thank you Spike." Twilight said as she took what appeared to be another scroll.

Within a few minutes, she read through the letter three times over and still couldn't belive the news.

"Spike, I need you to get some rest right away, we have a long day tomorrow." Twilight said.

"What did the letter say?" He asked.

"We're going to be seeing the Princess tomorrow. All day, a full 24 hours."

"Ok I guess. Just as long we don't have to drink any experimental crap."

"Spike!"