Insanity is but a setback.

chapter 6: cellmate

Just a few seconds I had been thrown in the cell I heard a laugh, the kind you hear from a deranged killer when he chuckles. "Hehehe. What do we have here? Fresh meat?"

I turned my head and saw a griffon. Grey body, black head, blue eyes and multiple scars running down his face. "Yea'. So what?"

"Well friend, that means I can entertain myself for a while." He said darkly with a grin.

I turned and looked him in the eye. "Listen here mate, you come within five feet of me and I'l rip your dick off. Stay the fuck away from me, got it?"

I heard walking behind me and was forced to my feet, I turned and saw the griffon looking at me with a glare. "No! You listen here! I run this dungeon and if you defy me, you die."

I grabbed his hand and pushed him to the floor, he was still glaring at me. Cocky bastard. "Now, is put this in small words you you can understand. Never. Ever! Fucking touch me!" he was on his knees, or whatever the fuck they were called. "I said I was gonna rip your dick off, right? Well, I don't want to touch your STD riddled penis so this'll do." I grabbed his wrist and twisted, due to strength amplifier it fell like nothing. I heard little cricks and suddenly a loud crack followed by a pop.

"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!" He screamed, can you blame him? I had broken and dislocated his wrist, that shit hurts.

"What was this about you running the dungeon? Fucker. All bark, no bite. Next time you challenge someone, make sure that aren't able to destroy you." He was on the floor, quivering and whimpering. "You would have thought the mix between a lion and an eagle would be bold. Obviously you would be wrong. Little shit."

I stood up and turned around to see bug horse looking at me through her cell. "Ruthless. I like it." She said, damn that voice was fine. That ass t- bad thought, bad thought!

*humph* "Whatever, little shit should have seen it coming. Who are you again?" I asked, I think I had been told her name before but i must've forgotten.

She stood up and pointed to herself with a hoof. "I am queen chrysalis, queen of the changelings!"

"You don't say, I thought you were queen Chrysalis, duchess of the changelings." I said to her sarcastically.

"You dare mock me commoner?" She said as she pointed her horn at me threateningly.

Just to piss her off, I gave her a shit eating grin. "Basically, yeah." I looked at the prison bars to see they were rusted iron. As I threw an exo punch at the bar and chrysalis looked at me worriedly.

"WAI-" she was cut off by the sound of buckling metal. I smiled and grabbed 2 other bars.

"You see the machine on my back, the one that looks as though it is on fire?" I said to her "that can punch through solid steel, push 50 tons and can kill people easily. Personally, I think that's the best part." I said darkly as I ripped bar after bar from the door. I jumped through.

"W- *cough* wait for me." Said the griffon on the floor.

"No." I simply said and started walking down the hallway.

"Wait! Please! Come back!" Yelled the queen. "I have my children to take care of. You can't leave me here!"

At the yell about her children, I stopped and turned. As I was in front of the queen's cell, I said. "Children? *sigh* Fine, I'll let you out."

She seemed ecstatic about this. "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!" After I had ripped off the bars from her cell, she jumped at me and hugged me.

"Listen lady, get. The. Hell. Off!" I said pushing her face away from me, trying to get free. I heard beeping from my wrist and saw. "New weapon? The fuck? GET OFFA ME!" I said as I exo dodges trying to get loose. "Anyway. New weapon? Gimme a sec i'm gonna check this. Create a class, operator and armory."

"Sorry. That was rather unbecoming of a queen." She said apologetically. "... Are you ignoring me?"

"Damn ho, calm yo tits. Aaaaaaand, accept." Just as I pressed accept on my wrist the thunder tusk appeared in my hands and the crossbow on my back with an electrical sound and a shimmering look. I gave an evil like smile and said to chrysalis. "You coming? GET A FUCKIN' MOVE ON!"

"Yes... I actually don't know your name." She said.

"It's because I haven't told you. It's John, pleasure to meet you chrysalis." I said with a smile. "Augh, I hate acting normal. Lets go. But first, I'm getting my helmet."

"I can teleport it here if you would like." She said.

"Yeah, sure, teleport. Whatever you say ya crazy b-" *pop* "well, ok." I said as the helmet teleported onto my head.

"Stop right there, criminal scum!" I heard fuzzy guard #937 say to me and chrysalis. He be so fuzzy.

"Or what, you gonna throw that toothpick at me?" I said, motioning towards the spear he was holding. Sorry, I can't get it out of my head. How are they all the same? And all so fuzzy? He threw it. I swear I heard a fart sound when it bounced off my helmet. "You bugger! What are you playing at?"

"That was an enchanted, sharpened spear! How did it just bounce off?!?" He shouted, it sounded more like a whimper than a shout though.

As me and chr-

GIMME THE COMPUTER!

NO, FUCK OFF!

*CRASH* *SMASH* *MMMMMEEEEOOOOWWWWW*

And as John thrusted forward, she screamed in ecstasy. Her juices dripping down the bed sheets.

FUCK OFF JOHN! THIS AINT A CLOPFIC!

IT IS NOW, FUCKER MWAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THIS THIS ETHERREAL!

As he grunted, she moaned very much enjoying this positio-

*CRASH* *punch punch punch* *CLANG*

*pant pant pant* Ain't ruining this story, bitch. As I was saying... Typing? Fuck it!

As me and chrysalis heard the guard say this, we both gave each other a quizzical look. "Well guard, it seems it wasn't good enough." Chrysalis said, getting all up in his face to taunt him. As she lifted up her hoof to kill the poor sod we heard.

"Johnny! Stop it you bloody idiot!" I heard a familiar Australian accent say.

"CHRYSALIS! TELEPORT, NOW!" I shouted, Jack aimed his sniper at chrysalis and we teleported. "Well, back to square one." Where were we, I hear you say. The fucking forest I woke up in! "FUCK EVERYTHING!"

"John, calm yourself. We will simply get to my hive, we shall be safe there." Crysalis said reassuringly.

"Well then, lets get going." I said begrudgingly. "I got a bad feeling about this." I said while cocking my gun.