Insanity is but a setback.

Chapter 7: Weaponry.

Chrysalis looked at me confused. "I never got a chance to ask, what are those things on your back? I know what the crossbow is, but the other thing..."

I looked back at her then turned the way we were heading. "This is the IMR Thunder Tusk. I think it fires some sort of bullet but I'm not sure, for all I know it could fire frozen orphan blood." I said emotionlessly. "Hey, what's that?" I said looking at some sort of castle. "Can

I plunder it? Can I, can I, can I, can I? Pleeeeaaase?"

*Sigh* "Fine, but I'm not promising there will be anything there." She said annoyed with my constant... Anything, really.

"Firstly, DON'T FUCKING SIGH AT ME. Secondly, I don't doubt it, buy hey ho we'll never know unless we check." I said running towards the castle.

As we entered, we say lots of old tapestries. This place really is like earth. "Well then. ADVENTURE AWAITS! ONWARD, MY STEED!" I said jumping on the pack of chrysalis. She instantly teleported away, making me fall and do the splits. "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY NADS?!?" I screamed. "Anyway. Why haven't you been talking alot?"

"I've been TRYING to ignore you, But I guess that isn't happening!" She said to me through gritted teeth.

"Nope." I simply said, not finding a single fuck to give. *GASP* "Look over there! An unopened chest. What will be in it? Moneh? A really small naked asian woman? God I hope it's the second one." I said.

"what you don't realize it it's locke-" *SMASH* *crack* *klang* *SMASH*

"BEHOLD, IT'S... The fuck is that?" It was a rapier, light blue with a black handle along with an intricate design for the guard. "Ooh, cool. A sword. Shing shang slice SPLAT aaaaahhhhh, noooo please don't kill me senpa- blarg. Bored now." I said attaching the sword and it's sheath onto my belt.

"You're really weird, you know that?" Chrysalis said. Looking at me as if I was insane. Pfft. Imagine that. Me? Insane? What a laugh.

"So is your face, but you don't hear me complaining." I said looking away from her, arms crossed.

"Why you insolent little bastard. How dare you say that to me! I am a queen!" She shouted to me, a little miffed.

"Shh. You hear that? That's the sound of me not giving a fuck. If i did give a fuck, you would hear "oh yeah, oh yeah, hmm, oh yeah baby, John, I'm cumming." But you don't so I give absolutely zero fucks." I said walking down the hall. After a bit I fell down a hole and inti a room.

"Oh, What. The. FUCK?!? WHY IN THE FUCK IS THERE A GLORY HOLE DOWN HERE?" I shouted up to chrysalis. "THIS IS A CASTLE NOT A PUBLIC TOILET! I WILL REPEAT, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GLORY HOLE, IN A HOLE, IN A CORRIDOR, IN A FUCKING CASTLE?!?"

"Maybe Lulu was kinky, who knows?" She said calmly.

"Well? Let me out!" I shouted to her. "Wait a moment. I think I see something on the other side of the hole." I looked through the hole. "Hey chrysalis, there's something through this hole you might like." She came down and looked through and almost instantly looked away.

"That is a room full of dildos." She said to me.

"Yeah, I know. That's why I said you'd like it... Pfft."  I said, resting my laughter.

"You really believe i'm that depraved? I'm not going to use probably used dildos." She said to me with slitted eyes. Almost as sexy as her as- No. I need an adult. 'You are an adult, idiot.' 'Oh hey, jack of insanity. You ok?' 'I'm about as "ok" as you can be when you are a figment of someone's imagination.' 'Well, that's too bad.'

"Do I believe you are that you would use someone else's dildo? Yes. Are you that deprived? Yes." I said with half lidded eyes. "You know what I could go for? Meat! Some fucking steak! Chicken, fish, venison, human, I don't give a shit. I just want some fucking flesh!" I said almost drooling at the thought of a succulent medium rare steak, with some mushroom and chips. The chips having meat juice poured on them. A side to tomato sauce. HAHA made you hungry! Fuck! I'm hungry now, too!

"You and me too brother. Oof." I heard a deep, raspy voice say.

"Oi, chrysalis? You hear that?" I looked at her and she looked at me with a face of pure terror.

"Y-y-y-you helmet. It just talked. The mouth on it just talked!" She said backing away.

"Well, I guess the jigs up." I heard the helmet say. "Hi, I'm bruce. Your helmet."

"Cool! I got a talking helmet. He eats meat too! Awesome!" Just as I said that chrysalis backed up even more. "Guess you didn't think I ate meat, did you?" I said and she shook her head in the negative.

"Anyway, we better get going. By the way, If you're tired, I can take over the exo  and fight for you." Bruce said "personally i would rather rip out someones throat that shoot em, more blood that way."

"You. You are FUCKING AWESOME! Bruce, take over I'm gonna go to sleep for a bit." I told bruce.

"Sure thing boss, you can count on me." He said saluting as he took control of the exo.

"Nighy night, chryssy. Sweet dreams, sweet ass." I said.

"What did you just say?" She asked blushing

"What? Nothing. I just said sweet dreams, fuckin' weirdo." I said as I drifted off too sleep, leaving bruce in charge.

-dream world-

"~is it gonna be a wet dream, A nightmare, or maybe just a random~"

"A dream I shall be in." I turned and saw blue.

"My first assumption then."  I said. God I love fucking with people.

"No, a nightmare" she said her voice at the end of her sentence turning as deep as big bubba tyrone in the showers. Thank fuck I didn't drop the soap.

"Nope nope nope nope!" I said forcing myself awake.

'Well, I ain't getting any sleep.' I thought to myself.

'No, No you aren't'

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