Insanity is but a setback.

chapter 8: OI! Who are you?

As me and Chrissy, I found out she hates that name, walked through the forest we found really weird shit. Oh, you want me to explain? Fine. We say some chicken lizard thing that when Chrysalis looked into its eyes she started getting some STI or something, her hoof went grey and shit.

"John, we will get to the hive shortly." She told me.

Looking at her I said. "Are you sure this time, last three times you said that were hours ago. Can't we just set fire to somethings corpse and camp out?" I asked her, getting rather pissed off by the thistles that kept getting stuck to ALL my shit.

Sighing, she said. "Fine, but no, we can't set fire to somethings corpse." She said while being slightly miffed at my attitude and when I say miffed, I mean Jerma is miffed kinda miffed.

"How about those timber wolves, one of the shits bit me in the leg. Therefor it is only logical that as revenge, I burn them alive and nearly wankin' to the howles of pain.... Ok, that was fucked up, even by my standards."

"Yes John, yes it was." Bruce said

"Shut it, Bruce. Why do you even call yourself Bruce anyway?" I asked, tightening my gun in anger.

"Well, in a past life I was a shark by the name of Bruce. I was In a club actually, our motto was "fish are friends, not food."" He said, grinning.

"Your motto fuckin' sucks big sweaty dicks." I said. "And I'm gettin' real tired of your shit."

"Well I thought our motto was good." He said quietly, chrysalis was off to the side watching the spectacle unfold.

"No, you motto sucks. Why was it a past life you were a shark? Because you never ate any fucking meat." I said, Bruce stayed quiet at this. "Damn straight you shut your mouth."

"I'm really hungry." Chrissy said off to the side.

"Well when we get to your hive you gat fucking gorge off your sex slaves." I said with a snicker, laughing at my own joke.

"I told you, they are not sex slaves. We take the essence of love from them." She said sternly.

"And how many times do I have to tell you, the essence of love is cum, dirty bleach, fuck muck! Are any of these getting to you? Heh, Russell Howard. "Drinking pony fuck muck."" I laughed at the memory.

Chrissy looked at me strangely, before mouthing the words. "what the buck?"

"Anyway, as I was saying. How could they not b-" I was cut off by falling through the floor. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed before falling through the canopy and falling on... Myself? Just for this to repeat itself another four times. Until there were four me's. We all hit the floor with our own grunt. I was the first to get up and said. "Alright, you may look like me nut I know you're not! I'll beat the shit out of you, I swear to god"

"AND WHO THE FUCK ARE Y-" he was going to say but I cut him off with a punch to the face.

"Hmm, interesting." One of the me's said. "It seems we have all fallen through portals to another dimension and or universe." He said looking at his arm.

"You shall be henceforth be known as doc! You science-y bastard!" I proclaimed pointing a shaky finger at him.

"Oh, um... Well. Hi. Me #4 said

"You, you shall be known as rule 63 human fluttershy!" I said making amazing names for all of them. "No, that will not do! Hmm. Do you mind having your name sound like a robot? Too bad! You are now R63HF!"

R63HF quietly said. "Oh.. Ok."

"Wait a moment, if this is another universe then where is this universe's us?" One of us said. The one I punched in the face. He is now normal norman.

"I... Don't know." I said before hearing panting grunts and moans along with wet slaps. With a devious smile, I said. "Hey everyone, this way. I think I hear something." As we went in the direction, we saw a sight... I am both aroused and disgusted. We say this world us with no clothes other than his helmet. Well, how do I put this? Fucking chrysalis like a fucking animal. "... You guys leave. I uh need to do something."

Norman faced me. "Do you really think we are that stupid?" Norman asked. "That's disgusting! You really want to masturbate to yourself fucking a horse?!?" Norman quietly shouted.

"... Yeah, I see no problem in it." I said simply. "Also, if I were to fuck one of you would it be gay sex or masturbation." I asked. To this doc answered "masturbation." Along with R63HF while norman said "gay sex." And the me having sex with chrysalis looked at us and did the masturbation hand gesture. We all went wide eyes when he looked at us. And while no-one could see it robot name was blushing like a big ass cherry.

"Well, he knew we were looking at him and didn't shop fucking. And oh my god, how long has he been fucking now? Fifteen minutes? How is it physically possible to do that?" I said confused as hell.

A suave voice said from the bushes. "Well, when you have a lot of practice you get better." He said with a deep voice, not super buff black guy, not squeaker, but somewhere in-between.

"Umm, well. May I ask a question?" R63HF said.

"Well yes, uhh. Me?" He said confused about the situation as all of us.

"Well, erm. You see, why didn't you mind us looking at you when you were well... You know." He asked shyly.

"Well, I guess that if you're me you've seen it all. So why would I bother?" He said while shrugging. We all stayed silent. "Really? None of you? You're twenty two! Get laid already!" He said.

Chrysalis walked out of the bushes and saw us all. "Really, five of you. Well today will be fun! I've got enough holes for all of you." She said with a wink. We all stared, mouth agape. "Oh come on, I'm usually the one that has their mouth open." She said.

"I have the most appropriate boner." I said holding my hips and pitching a sideways tent in my trousers... Moving swiftly on, we kept up out journey and eventually got to the hive. When we opened the passage way we all smelled death and decay. Unhappily, I said. "Well, there goes my boner."