Too uptight

Shard Vine trotted back in with a mare. Who didn't seem regular at all. She had a black coat, and dark violet mane, with a purple scarf. Her eyes were unusually light lavender and she had a horn.

"This is Endie" said Shard Vine as he nodded over to the mare, who remained expressionless. Shard seemed in a rush to get away from the odd mare and dashed to behind the curtains with Slate.

Snow Blitz gulped. "Hi! I'm Snow Blitz. You?" He asked with a fake smile

She shrugged. "I can be a lot of things. Sometimes I can be a regular pony. At other times a lunatic. But mostly, I'm just an ender pony with a regular lifestyle" She said, sitting down on the seat. Her horn began to glow a light blue aurora as the glass of water was lifted and drawn to her mouth. She took a small sip and focused her weird, light purple eyes on Snow Blitz.

"Oh, cool. I'm mostly just a single stallion who needs a mare" He replied, looking back at her.

Endie looked confused for a second, then burst out laughing. "Oh, you think I'm here to try out for a stallionfriend?" She asked.

Snow Blitz nodded. "Uh... Er...Yeah.." He said, beginning to worry.

"Nope. I'm here for the free water and pizza. Maybe even some soda. Don't get that everyday!" she said, with a smile and a light toss of her dark purple mane.

Snow Blitz sighed as he forced a smile onto his face. Maybe he could change her mind. "So, What do you like to do?" He asked.

Endie shrugged. "I struggle with dual-personality. Sometimes I'm nice and caring... And sane. Other times I'm crazy... And not the fun type.. More like a insane killer" she replied.

Snow Blitz gulped and forced a look of pity. "Oh. Do you have any friends?" He asked.

Endie looked up, slightly offended. "Yeah. There's Autumn Sprinkle, Fire Blaze, Midnight Glow" she replied.

"Any siblings?" He asked.

"Half Moon and Maggie" she replied, clearly bored now as she stretched out.

"Ohhh. Um, Do you like Pop Tarts?" he asked.

"When I was a filly I did" she replied with a smile. "You still eat those?"

"Erm, no"

"I like waffles"

"waffles are good"

"I know"

"How?"

"Um, I tried them"

"Oh."

Snow Blitz looked around the room as Endie finished eating the pizza.

"This is some good pizza"

"It is"

"Make it or buy it?"

"Huh?"

"Did you bake this or buy it?"

"bought it"

"where?"

"Pizza place"

Endie nodded as she sat back down and focused her purple eyes behind Snow Blitz where there was a painting of a pony about to be ran over by a train. "Nice picture there" she said

Snow Blitz looked behind him. "Oh, that?" He asked smiling

She nodded, letting some of her dark purple mane fall on her face. Snow Blitz saw her as a pretty and fun mare, But he wanted something more in her... Maybe lose the goth part.

"Mh-hm" she nodded, lifting her drink and taking another sip. She let the cup down and sighed.

"So, have you ever met Discord or Celestia?" He asked her.

Endie nodded. This seemed to capture her attention. "I met Discord once" she said.

"Really?" asked Snow Blitz. This has him hooked as well.

"Yup. I went over to my friend, Fluttershy's house once to pick up my dog: Lucky, and when I open the door, I see him standing there with Fluttershy" she said, remembering the moment.

"Was he nice?" Asked Snow Blitz.

"As far as former-villans go" confirmed Endie, as she yawned and checked her watch.

"Do you have anything planned tomorrow night?" Asked Snow Blitz, smiling at her.

"Yeah. And like I said: I only came here for the free pizza." And with that statement her horn began glowing its blue aura and she vanished into thin air.

Snow Blitz blinked as Slate, Shard Vine, Sea Swirl and Ghost Dust came out.

"Well I saw her as okay" shrugged Shard Vine showing them his notes:

Endie- Subject #2, Trails group A

Dark, sarcastic, funny, likes pizza

"I guess that sums her up" sighed Snow Blitz gazing at the scribbles.

"You forgot that she was actually better-looking than Blazing Saddle" pointed out Slate showing them his notepad-

Endie: Comical, goth, likes free stuff, pizza-lover, prettier than Blazing Saddle

"That's true" laughed Snow Blitz as he turned to Ghost Dust. "Dusty?" he asked.

Ghost Dust opened her notebook to her notes that read-

Endie-

Dark, Light goth, Silly, Cool

"Yeah, she would've had good odds of being Snow's marefriend. Still can't get over the fact she just came in for pizza" giggled Slate, revealing his own notes:

Endie; Fun, pizza, dark, likes paintings

"It's true, I guess she did like the painting she saw behind me" said Snow Blitz nodded, clearing his throat and taking a sip of water.

"Shard, Go get us our next victim" Said Sea Swirl with a laugh as she returned to behind the couch with Ghost Dust trailing her. Slate hid where he usually did which was now near the bathroom and a small window. At least there was a row of chairs hiding him and Shard Vine trotted out the door.