Chapters Chapter 1: Enter Equestria
============Chapter 1:Enter Equestria===========
Why is the Sky red? Or is there something in my eye... No, that's blood, where the hell am I anyway? Trees, that reminds me of the lovely acts known as deforestation... lets see where I've been teleported now. After walking for about an hour I decided against commentating on my new horse like body, I've seen weirder. I found myself at dead end in the forest once again, "If only I had my trusty Fedora, I could chop the these trees down and send them to wood manufacturing hell" Lorenzo muttered under his cold breath as he attempted something daring, he ran and leaped through a gap in between the trees to see where it lead. Big mistake, check that, huge mistake, you know what? That was a GIANT fucking mistake. I found myself falling down, plummeting to what seemed like my doom, but luckily a matrass was being carried on a cart pulled by another pony, what luck! Except I missed it by about 5 meters.
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I woke up in what looked to be a hospital, luckily I hadn't lost memory from the fall, but they were doing blood tests on me, which was bad. I hopped out of the bed much to the doctors surprise, brought up a scalpel and raised it to the doctor as he backed away in horror. "I can't let you have my blood, friendo, nor do I need a blood transplant and all that garbage, now tell me, where am I exactly?" Lorenzo said to him coolly, enjoying his fear. "Y-you're in Ponyville right now, s-sir, could you p-please put that object down so we may speak civilized about this?" He said as he shook in fear. "Why certainly! Just please grab me a few bandages will you? I hope my horrid fall has not caused any serious damage to the town, sometimes I can be awfully clumsy," Lorenzo said, as if he and the doctor had been childhood friends. "There are some people in the waiting room who were worried about you," the doctor said as he pushed his glasses up with his hoof, "How? I don't know anyone in this area,"
"Well you sort of fell from the sky..."
"Um... So?"
That doesn't just happen, especially not to earth ponies," the doctor finished with a sigh as he looked at his watch.
"Well if you have any questions be sure to ask me, my name is Gauze Fluff, but you can call me Aiden," Aiden seemed embarrassed saying his true name out loud, I couldn't help but laugh "Oh, shut up. Can you even remember your name from your fall??" Aiden said quickly, trying to progress more into Lorenzo's personality. "Ah, my name is Lorenzo. Lorenzo Barker. Y'know, THE Lorenzo Barker," Lorenzo said with an arrogant smirk. "Never heard of you, what are you a magician or something?"
"Oh yes in a way," Lorenzo then quickly added: "Well it was a pleasure to meet you Aiden, but I need to go out in the world and do something productive to help my name become re-known. "Farewell Lorenzo, I'm assuming we'll meet again.
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As Lorenzo trotted down the hall a message appeared in front of his face that only he could see, it was from his accomplice. It read:
I Have Located Several criminal organizations, these are the ones I have located so far:
The Equestrian Mafia, Owner goes by the name Blues, they have multiple setups in about every town, they are strongest in Manehattan, they originated in Ponyville, they are weakest in Canterlot, they work Underground.
Changlings, I have heard little about there location but I believe they are in their own country or something like that. There leader is Queen Chrysalis.
There is actually another sort of Mafia, The Western Mafia, lead by a man that goes by the name of Red Fury. Blues and him seem like mortal enemies, so I can only assume their fellow mobsters don't get along as well.
Terrorists, bet you weren't expecting those ones eh? well they are here, and apparently set up with The Equestrian Mafia regularly.
The Brotherhood of Assassins, Probably the most dangerous group you could encounter, their leader goes by the name of Blaze, they are all highly trained, watch out for them. their location is unknown but they may be underground as well.
The League of Ninjas, apparently their activity has been very quiet recently, no need to really worry about them,
And last, but not least, The Griffons, they have armies and other gangs of them crawling around Equestria, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I understand this is a lot to take in but deal with it.
I hope I can locate you soon, with safe regards, Slash.
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I began to make my way out when somebody-or somepony, whatever I'm not gonna convert. called out to me, I assumed it was of the female species, so a mare, really, she was pink, with pink hair, how original. When I turned towards her she must of mistaken me for someone else, because she gasped and then bolted out the door. How rude. I went outside the front door and found the pink pony frozen, as if paralyzed by horror, she then suddenly started running and screaming, "THE BAKERY'S ON FIRE!"
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"Hero Time," Lorenzo whispered to himself and bolted towards the burning bakery, why you ask? Because Lorenzo has many abilities. Foresight just happened to be one of them. He kicked down the door to the bakery with surprising ease, it was easy to assume that a stove had caused the fire, he heard babies crying from upstairs. which was exactly what he was looking for. the door to the babies room was blocked off, so he ran full force and smashed a wall open, he grabbed the two infants, reared up and kicked a window open. Then he jumped. and this time, he landed on his feet. The fellow ponies just stared in awe. Then a Blue pony came out, his eyes glowed a bright shade of blue, and rain began to fall.
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Everyone's cheering, I have begun to earn their respect, perfect. Two ponies who were supposedly the babies parents thanked me and took there babies, I started on my way and realized the pink pony I'd seen before was following me.
"Can I help you?" I asked as if what I had just done had been no big deal.
"Thank you so much!! I don't know what would've happened if you hadn't come along and rescued them! My names Pinkie Pie by the way!" Pinkie Pie said with a single breath, Lorenzo quickly responded to make the scene not seem so awkward. "My name is Lorenzo Barker, but my friends Call me Lorenzo Barker, but if you're cool, you can call me Lorenzo."
"Oh you and my friends would totally get along Lorenzo!! I was gonna throw a welcome to PonyVille party for you, but since you did what you just did, I think that deserves another party! Come on! Lets go meet my friends!"
"Hey! Slow down!"
Quit bitchin Lorenzy, I heard a familiar Boston accent in my head which I could only recognize as one of my Multiple Personalities, Jonny Scone. I told him to shut up then ran to catch up with Pinkie. Damn, She sure is fast.
Lorenzo found himself and Pinkie Pie approaching a large tree, which was a house. When can we get a tree house like this? Jonny asked, When you stop breathing the same air as me, that's when. a group of ponies approached them and Pinkie seemed to recognize them, "Good Afta'noon Pinkie," Said a male pony in a fedora, I'm gonna assume he's the Mob Boss. He even has a Boston accent. "Hiya Blues! What's up?" Pinkie replied cheerfully, "Well, ya friend is gonna have ta' take the oath, remember?"
"Oh yes, Silly me! Lorenzo, just say yes, you don't wanna know what happens to people that deny Blues!"
"Um, okay, well what's the oath?" Lorenzo responded with a confused look on his face.
"Do you swear allegiance to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and promise to respect me and Mayor Mare? These are just conditions that must be followed to keep order in PonyV-" But Lorenzo cut Blues off, "Hell no, Buddy." Lorenzo responded almost instantly. Pinkie Pie froze. Blues flinched. "For a second there, I thought you actually said 'no', which would've been ridiculous!" Lorenzo stared at him long and hard and said, "I pledge allegiance to nobody. I take orders from no one." "Listen buddy, nobody wants to say yes, but it doesn't matter, what you did back there was heroic and all, but that doesn't change anything!" Blues was shouting now.
"Blues, please don't kill him," Pinkie Pie was staring at Blues, fear in her eyes.
"I'll only hospitalize him."
"No!" Pinkie was shouting now, her friends came running out, I had no time to pay attention to their details, I was to focused on not dying on day one.
"Blues! Leave him alone!" Twilight shouted at him, but it was clear Blues was not listening.
"Go on, take the swing hotshot." Lorenzo taunted while Pinkie and her friends were shocked at what he just said. Blues didn't need to asked again, he hit Lorenzo square in the face, he didn't even flinch. Shock popped into Blues' eyes.
"My turn," Lorenzo wound up and knocked Blues off his hooves, Pinkie and her friends were terrified now.
"Boy... You will learn not to reckon with the Lord of Ice..." Blues eyes flashed blue again and all Lorenzo could see was ice. However, Lorenzo was also capable of bending the elements.
"There's only one way we can settle this... A battle,"
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Blues Appeared!
Lorenzo Attacked! 150 Damage!
Blues Guarded.
Lorenzo wound up... Aura Fist! The Attack Missed.
Blues Attacked! 500 Damage!
Lorenzo Wound up... Aura Fist! 1500 Damage!
Blues Attacked! The Attack Missed.
Lorenzo Attacked! Critical Hit! 450 Damage!
Blues Guarded.
Lorenzo Cast a Fire Ball! 121 Damage!
Lorenzo is Victorious!
Lorenzo Leveled up!
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Blues' men pulled him into an alley way to retreat, while Lorenzo felt full of triumph.
"Well, Pinkie Pie it was a pleasure to meet you, I hope me and your friends could get better acquainted at a later point in time,"
"Seeya later Lorenzy!" Pinkie replied cheerfully.
Lorenzo went off to find a job.
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Lorenzo found a good job at the apple farm where he met the orange earth pony known as AppleJack.
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"Howdy There partner! Mah names AppleJack!"
How Original, "Need any help on the farm?" Lorenzo asked, seeing if he could earn some money to fulfill his plans.
"Why in fact we could use an extra pair of hooves! We'll pay ye' 20 bits an hour," Applejack responded
"Seems like a good deal," Scoooore
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"He's ben' working fer' eight hours now..." AppleJack said with slight concern,
"Eeyup," Big Macintosh responded
"Seemed a bit crazy at first, so I talked to tha' doc who took care of him and apparently wherever Lorenzo is from, he's famous or somthin'," AppleJack said as Lorenzo trotted up to the barn, drenched in sweat but showed no other signs of being tired,
"A job well done, Lorenzo," She then tossed him a small pouch which should have one-hundred and sixty bits in it. Pretty Penny "Thank y'all for all yer help, same time tomorrow?" AppleJack asked, Lorenzo looked into the pouch then looked back up and nodded quickly. "Yeh can stay here since I assume you don't have anywhere ta' stay," AppleJack added, "Thank you very much, AppleJack," Lorenzo responded as he began to set up an area for him to sleep.
"G'night, Lorenzo!"
"Good Night"
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Lorenzo woke up to find himself trapped in the barn by... a tree? What the hell?
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Tree Appeared!
Lorenzo was Surprised!
Tree dropped an Apple! 50 Damage!
Lorenzo Attacked! Critical Hit! 100 Damage!
Tree Guarded!
Lorenzo casted a Fire Ball! It's Super Effective! 1061 Damage!
Lorenzo was Victorious!
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AppleJack rushed into the barn, "Lorenzo! What in the hay is goin' on??"
"I swear that the tree attacked me. I am not crazy..." Lorenzo said, just as confused as she was.
"Alright, anyway, y'know that bakery you were at before?"
"Briefly, I have horrid memory,"
"Ah, well, were gonna go over and help rebuild it, you comin'?
"Certainly,"
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"Hiya Lorenzy!" Pinkie shouted joyfully forcing Lorenzo to smile,
"Good Afternoon, Pinkie, why don't you introduce me to your friends now before we start working,"
Pinkie introduced me to a purple Alicorn named Twilight Sparkle who looked and sounded like a bookworm, how cute. A cyan Pegasus with a rainbow main who's name was, you guessed it, Rainbow Dash, she is competitive like AppleJack, and is very arrogant in my opinion, we'll find out, a white unicorn who seems stuck-up, a baby dragon named Spike, and last, but not least, a yellow Pegasus named Fluttershy, hmm, an interesting bunch, and they're all mares. The dragon does appear a bit feminine.
"And where are you from, Lorenzo?" Twilight asked, as she took a sip of some sort of tea.
"A land, far far away, that does not take the form of a war of stars, but takes place in a form of medieval era which was destroyed by an army of monsters lead by a demon like being," everyone just stared at Lorenzo, confused.
"Really?" Twilight asked, not sure weather to believe or not.
"Nah, not really, I'm just a city boy,"
She didn't believe him, everyone else did.
Crusading for Cutie Marks
"Um, Lorenzo, C-could you watch the fillies for the day while I t-take care Angel? He's sick, and I would really appreciate it," Fluttershy asked awkwardly, "Of course," Lorenzo responded,
"They are in the backyard, thank you very much once again,"
"No problem,"
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In the backyard, a creature was approaching the terrified fillies, "Step away from the fillies," The creature stared at Lorenzo, then it attacked,
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MarthGland Appeared!
Lorenzo was Surprised!
MarthGland Attacked! 150 Damage!
Lorenzo Wound up... Aura Fist! 1300 Damage!
MarthGland Powered up...
Lorenzo Cast a Fire Ball! Critical Hit! 650 Damage!
MarthGland Fired a Laser! 500 Damage!
Lorenzo Attacked! 100 Damage!
MarthGland Reared up and Kicked! Attack Missed!
Lorenzo Cast an Ice Spear! 300 Damage!
Lorenzo is Victorious!
Lorenzo Leveled up!
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"That was Awesome!" The fillies said in unison,
"Can you teach us how to fight like that??" AppleBloom asked, Lorenzo knew it was a bad idea, but what better teacher to choose from then himself!
"Alright, but don't tell anyone,"
AppleBloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle Joined the Party!
"Okay, so who do you want to fight?" Lorenzo asked the eager fillies,
"Well, some ponies have been bothering us at school, but their older family members protect them,"
"Let's do it,"
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"Oh look who it is, The Blank Flanks!" Diamond Tiara taunted, as Silver Spoon looked past the three fillies at Lorenzo,
"You brought someone to fight us?? Ha! Not only are you talentless, you're cowards too!" Diamond Tiara added,
"Nope, these three are here to fight YOU, I'm just here to make sure everything is fair,"
"Oh, fair? Ed, Edgar and Edward? Care to introduce yourselves to these four?" Three bulk stallions stepped behind Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, "How do expect this stallion to protect you if he doesn't even have a cutie mark??" Diamond Tiara finished with a hint of arrogance in her smile, Lorenzo quickly countered with, "I'll show you just how talented I really am,"
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Diamond Tiara Appeared!
Silver Spoon Appeared!
Brute's Appeared!
Lorenzo Powered up...
Diamond Tiara Attacked! 85 Damage to Lorenzo!
Silver Spoon used Speed Share! Enemy Team's Agility Increased!
Brute Attacked! Attack Missed!
Brute Attacked! Attack Missed!
Brute Attacked! 55 Damage to Lorenzo!
Scootaloo Dashed Head First! 105 Damage to Diamond Tiara! 58 Damage Recoil!
AppleBloom Attacked! 60 Damage to Silver Spoon!
Sweetie Belle Attacked! 35 Damage to Silver Spoon!
Lorenzo Summoned a Lightning Bolt! 5082 Damage to Brute 1! 3012 Damage to Brute 2! 2600 Damage to Brute 3!
Brutes Fainted!
Diamond Tiara Was Stunned!
Silver Spoon was Stunned!
AppleBloom Attacked! Critical Hit! 1003 Damage to Silver Spoon!
Silver Spoon Fainted!
Scootaloo Attacked! 70 Damage!
Sweetie Bell Magically threw an object! Critical Hit! 704 Damage!
Lorenzo and Co. Were Victorious!
AppleBloom Leveled up!
Sweetie Belle Leveled up!
Scootaloo leveled up!
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"Thanks Lorenzo!" AppleBloom shouted in glee,
"You're welcome, now it's time for you all to do something for me,"
"What's that?" AppleBloom replied,
"Wood cutting,"
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"Lorenzo, where are we supposed to find axes to chop wood??" Sweetie Belle asked,
"You leave that to me, you all need to gather some branch's, sticks and rocks," Lorenzo responded without even looking.
The fillies went off together to search for supplies, while Lorenzo got to work, Makin' a Shack? were the words of one of the ghostly voices from inside of Lorenzo's head, this Multiple Personality's name was Professor Brenard, A British scientist of sorts who asks questions he knows the answers to. Nooo, I'm building a roller coaster, yes it's a log cabin, because I know you weren't insulting my building skills, Just sayin'. Lorenzo looked around and picked up a nice tough branch, he put the branch on a large rock and picked up a block-like stone then he closed his eyes, a fiery orange aura appeared around the stone and slowly began to mold it into an axe head, he slid the axe head onto the branch and the bright aura appeared once again on the axe, sticking the branch and forming it properly to fit its new axe head. WoodCutting Axe Crafted!
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Why the Wall? The Professor asked in his disembodied voice of his, Meh, I'm paranoid,
"Alright girls, time to head home,"
"Awww," the fillies said together, as they began walking down the path towards PonyVille, pretty much everyone loved Lorenzo, which was just what he wanted. After he returned Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom to their homes, Scootaloo was still with Lorenzo,
"Where do you live Scootaloo? I haven't met any of your family members," Lorenzo asked, his confused expression blurred by the evening mist, "Well... I don't really live anywhere, I never really had any family I knew of," Scootaloo admitted, it was dark, but Lorenzo noticed the glisten of a tear stream from her eye, "Would you like to stay with me for the time being?" Lorenzo asked, his paranoia told him no, but it wasn't an option to say no, "R-really??" Her face immediately lit up with excitement at hearing these words,
"Yes, certainly until I've finished with my next upcoming project," Scootaloo was un aware of what this project I was talking about was, but I could tell she didn't really care, "Come along Scootaloo, let's set up some bedrolls,"
"Yes, Lorenzo,"
So I've been here for about four days, already built a house and angered probably several criminal groups, have befriended some of the most popular ponies, and have basically adopted myself a daughter, and I have plans that will raise my notoriety severely. Taking this land over is going to be a long process certainly, but I believe i could make Scootaloo and her friends into ultimate Warriors, it could all be worth it in due time.
