[The following is a displaced story with hints of crackfic, crossing over with the Five Nights at Freddy's games.]

Once upon a time a person I used to be went to a convention dressed as a golden bear to scare a few fools. The only thing my outfitting lacked was a pair of lenses to hide my eyes. As I arrived to the convention I found a peculiar salesman with just what I needed. I came to purchase them, and as I placed them into my mask my vision was filled with a wave of burning light. Then the man who once was me was assaulted with a wretched rainbow by some little horses, along with a mismatched creature. He and the creature that would be me were sealed in stone for a bajillion years or so. But then these three little children came along and called us a great many mean things… Oh and they set the person that was then me free… And there's one question that my good friend Dissy and I have decided to ask the little horsies…

Are you ready for Freddy?