Okay so Let me get this straight: You got turned into Jenny XJ9, I got turned into Cthulhu, and we both got sent to Equestria. What in the hell could possibly go wrong? After all, it's not like we're a pair of teenagers that got sent across worlds!?

I once was a man of Earth, no different than any other. One time I decided to dress up as a golden bear and spook some people at a convention. The only thing my costume lacked was a way to hide my eyes. Just as I arrived I found the perfect salesman.

One thousand years ago, I lived on a planet called Earth. One night I dressed as a monster from a game, and made the mistake of buying what I thought was a prop plasma cutter from a man dressed as a merchant. One thousand years dead, gone, and spent.

[DISPLACED] Death. For most people it's the end. For me it was just one more bump on my journey. My brother, my sister, and my best friend... They're lost in a Multiverse with a growing darkness. And it's up to me to find them before it's too late...

[Displaced fic] Okay here's a story we've all heard: Guy goes to convention in cosplay and gets turned into character bladda blah blah. The guy who did this to me didn't get the memo. I dressed as a demon, WHY AM I JELLY KID!?

LOG #0000; Datalog Intro: My name is Vanitas Remnant. I'm recording these logs in case someone else managed to survive and needs help. We survived the bombs dropping but there's nowhere to go... For now I'll wander and find survivors, and we will so-

What do you do if you have all the magic stolen from you? What happens if it returns too late to save you?

Hey! Look! Listen! And I will regale you with the tale of Navi the breezie faerie and how she arrived to Equestria, got krunk, and rekt it up MLG style. Oh boy....

Once upon a time the world was sealed away in darkness. Then one day a pair of peculiar creatures appeared. One of them a guiding spirit and the other a creature born of change, wielding tools to shape the land and halt the darkness.