When you step out of line, sometimes it's because you're new. But how could I have not seen this coming? I mean, how harmless can a town of zombies, six ponies and a song be?

Everyone is supposed to be equal, right? Someone isn't playing fair now, is she... At least give every pony a fair share, because total equilibrium, that's why.

Also, I ship her and Double Diamond.

Rated T for profanities.

Might contain head-canon that you don't approve of. Pft.