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"YO WHATS GOOD NIGGA, YO ASS IS GONNA GIT REKT" Xxx_TOM_xxX proudly shouted to the otherwise pissed off Princess of the Night.

"JUST YOU WAIT!"

"dam man, turnz off caps cock fgt."

"NO."

"k fine" Quite a big crowd was gathering around them, for none of these scrubs have witnessed a 1v1 match.

"ART THOU READY?"

"hold on imma take a hit m8" Xxx_TOM_xxX replied while pulling out his bong. He filled it with all kinds of stuff that could be mentioned as dank such as Mountain Dew, Doritos, weed, crack, his console, dank memes from the internet, and other kinds of weird shit. He fired it up and took a huge whiff.

"dam thats dank"

"NOW?"

"ya"

"FINE THEN, HAVE AT THEE!" Luna thought to herself 'There's no way he can defeat my superior magic, right?' She charged up a quick blast to see how much damage it would do against this creature. Xxx_TOM_xxX saw this cheeky move and threw an onion at her.

"WHAT IS THIS, AN ONION!?"

"ya"

"THAT'S DISGUSTING!"

"ya"

"WHY THIS, OF ALL THINGS?"

"cuz its dank"

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?"

"ur mum"

"FUCK YOU!" Luna cried. The entire crowd was silent until the clock struck at about 4:20. To hear a princess use that kind of language was the worst possible thing.

(FUCK MAN YOU SEE THAT SHIT, TOTALLY FUCKING NAILED THAT REFERENCE. SHIT, OH YEAH THE REST OF THE STORY)

"LUNA! I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR FAGGOT ASS," an otherworldly voice said. A white horse descended from the clouds, releasing its dank smell for all to inhale.

"CELESTIA PLEASE, NO!"

"TOO LATE FAGGOT!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Luna was then banished to the moon for another 420 years.

"lel wat a skrub," Xxx_TOM_xxX retorted.

"AND AS FOR YOU!"

"shit nigga dam, who te fuk turnz on caps lock so muchh"

"SILENCE FAGGOT, YOUR ASS IS MINE."

"is ur perioids today"

"SHIT, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?"

"i got hax"

"GET BANNED BITCH."

"wat" Xxx_TOM_xxX was then turned into a black guy.

(SHIT, SORRY TO ANY FUCKING BLACK GUYS WHO READ THIS STUPID ASS SHIT, BUT I'M GOING TO BE RACIST AS FUCK IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF LINES. LOL LINES. LOL CRACK. LOL ASSCRACK. SHIT, SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING.)

"WHAT THE FUCK, THAT ISN'T THE SPELL!"

"yo what the fuck man, dis shit gay"

"HOLD ON A FUCKING SECOND, MEANWHILE, TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED."

"whoops, too late" Xxx_TOM_xxX said behind the bars of a cell.