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Once upon a time, Xxx_TOM_xxX, the dank master of memes was strolling down the stairs, off to smoke some weed and quickscope some scrubs in his favourite game, Call of Duty: Fish AI Warfare.

"dam, its gud to feel mlg pro," Xxx_TOM_xxX proudly exclaimed to himself. He fired up his bong and threw a pack of cocaine at his dank console master race machine. He started up the game and started quickscoping the absolute crap out of the twelve year old scrubs that infested Call of Duty.

"HAXXORR!111!" they exclaimed, as they were being obliterated by Xxx_TOM_xxX's pure skill and swag.

"u wot m8 i swaer on me nan ill quickscope ur cheeky scrub arse. 1v1 me quickscopes only IRL fgt, an will se who te bestest 360 conltroller tosser thier is m8. ill quickscope ur nan across te sun m8. im in faze fgt, ur just a cheeky scrublord cuant arse taht cant match me minecaunt clanz, lel poodiie can suck me arse. come down to portland, ill rek ur sexy 12 year old arsehole, hospital bill on me m8." Xxx_TOM_xxX screamed into his microphone.

"By Celestia's beard, what abhorred language!" a young female voice said. Everyone in the game was dead silent for about 4 hours and 20 minutes.

"SHOW ME UR BEWBZ HO!"

"CANZ I ADD UR SEXY ARSE!!?!?"

"AYY LMAO"

"get baxs into te kicthen fgt an' make me a sandwizh"

The voices of screaming fags and butthurt fanboys filled the air, until the lone female gamer finally yelled.

"HALT YOUR INSULTS AND DANK MEMES, YOUR INSOLENCE WILL COST YOU YOUR PRIDE. I CHALLENGE YOUR BEST PLAYER IN THIS GAME TO A DUEL."

Xxx_TOM_xxX saw the challenge and instantly took it.

"PREPARE YOURSELF SCUM, AS MY BULL-",

(Accurate representation of what happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRbZJS5A_E)

"WHAT?! LUCKY SCRUB!"

"git gud kid"

"I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM NO MERE CHILD, AS I AM LUNA, PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!"

"wow, gay brony fgt"

"YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THOSE WORDS!"

"stfu fgt, ur mad cuz' bad"

"THAT'S IT! A MONTH IN THE DUNGEON!"

"lel is dis fgt surious"

"TWO MONTHS!"

"so mad and bad"

"THREE MONTHS!"

"yall need shrek nigga" The game ended with Luna getting her ass whooped across the face of the planet while Xxx_TOM_xxX was top fragging her arse.

"CHEATER!"

"nah, ur bad"

"FINE, HOW ABOUT A REAL DUEL INSTEAD OF THIS ELECTRONIC TRASH. 1V1 ME AT DAWN NEAR THE ROYAL CASTLE OF CANTERLOT."

"u wot m8, console mazter rice m8, eyes caun't see aboave 10 fps fgt, #tru facts" Xxx_TOM_xxX decided to prepare his ass, so he filled his bong with onions and Doritos. He then inhaled that dank shit and 360'ed out the window with his obviously superior console shoved up his ass.