I've been in Equestria for exactly one year. I still don't know how I got here, but ever since that fateful day, I've bunked with local librarian Twilight Sparkle, making my living doing odd jobs around town and getting into the occasional world-saving adventure. Life seemed to finally be settling down, I got an offer for a stable (heh) job, I had saved up enough for my own house, and as the only human in Equestria, I'm a bit of a celebrity.

And then Twilight asked me out.