SHROOMS TO EQUESTRIA

These people don't take drugs so buck off

The eleven friends sat in a circle around the magical shrooms in the middle. Joe the chunky Mexican with dark hair that hung down into his eyes wore a grey hoodie and blue jeans. Colon who was white had hair similar to Joe's style but was dirty blonde and he had a black hoodie that was unzipped and showed off his red Rarity is watching you shirt and had on worn out blue jeans. Jake who was also white had on cargo shorts and a blue short sleeved shirt that read poke me and had short tidy brown hair and had freckles allover his face. Then Josh who was black had a mini fro that was black and had a white short sleeved shirt on and had blue shorts on. Kris who was very pale had a short sleeved shirt on that had a sillhouette of Rainbow Dash and said brony on it was wearing the same thing his dumb ass self always had on cargo shorts and had dark really curly hair even though it was short. Then there was Wade who was white and had long blonde hair that hung in his eyes had on a DC shirt and was wearing black cargo shorts. Ryan who was tan and the tallest on had on shorts similar to Wades but he had on a bland blue shirt. Then there was Noah the white midget and had on skinny jeans and a dark hoodie and a beanie with and orange stripe at the bottom which his his blonde hair. There was also Exavior who had on a black short sleeved shirt and had on blue jeans and had long curly black hair not has curly has Kris' but still cury but he was very very white. Kevin was also there and he had on a white hoodie with random marks on it and he had on blue jeans and was white with short blonde hair. Then there was Tiger the thick black man with his Dragon ball z button up shirt and had on his blue jeans.

Tiger then said "Magical my ass." He picked up the shroom and passed out. Tiger awoke in Equastria and grabbed his glasses and stood up and looked around then he said "Ponies, really of everything it could have been its ponies, god when Kris gets here he is going to freak." He only knew this was Equastria because of the amount of pony rule thirty-four he has seen then he turned around and saw the cutie mark crusaders and then Tiger said "Hey have you seen anybody who looks kinda like me." He was wondering if his friends had pussied out or were just really slow then he looked at the cutie mark crusaders.

Then they started to morph into a abortion that shouldn't be alive and it had twelve limbs and three heads and it started to sprout tentacles out of its back and then the abortion crusader said "Prepare your anus." It charged at Tiger who began to run while screaming "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!" The creature easily caught up to him and grabbed his legs with its tentacles making him trip, then it rolled him over. Tiger was about to scream until the abortion crusader stuck a tentacle into his mouth and started to thrust it deeper into his throat. Then another tentacle pulled his pants down. Three tentacles then shot up his black ass and started to thrust in he tried to screem only to swallow more head, then worms started to crawl out of the ground and into his dick. Tiger was being hit repeatedly by wave after wave of pain and pleasure as the worms explored their new-found home. Then the abortion crusader said "I'm going to cum until you die." Tiger then started to feel the tentacles throb in his mouth and anus, then he thought no please no, then he started to feel the warm liquid flow into him. It didn't stop and he felt like he was going to bust open and then he looked down and heard a rip and saw his somach just busted open and then he felt his spine being tugged on and his head started to slip off and he then felt the invading objects leave his body.

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Meanwhile in the real world

Tigers friends stared at his body and then Kris said happily "Now its our turn." Then Colon said "Yep." They all popped the shrooms into their mouths and then they passed out. They got up in a circle and then they looked at their surroundings then Colon, Kris, Joe, Wade, and Noah all brohoofed and yelled out in pure excitment "We're in Equastria!!" Then the others got up and started saying things like "Fuck me." "Fuck." "God Damnit." "Son of a bitch." "FML." But that all stopped as soon as they laid eyes on Tiger.

They all walked up except Kris who had started to bounce around and then Colon kneeled by Tiger and said "Who did this to you." Tiger whisered "Th-the cu-cutie mark cru-crusaders and their ten-ten-tentac..." He died and then Colon let a single tear flow from his eye and then he looked at Kris who was still bouncing around happily then Colon said "Kris will you stop fucking bouncing." Kris shook his head and continued to bounce until Joe charged at him and tackled him to the ground which resulted in Kris going into a fit of laughter, then Joe smacked him, Kris still laughed. Then Kevin said "Come the fuck on Kris stop laughing we are in a land of faggotry."

Kris only laughed harder then Josh said "Yeah man I mean Tiger is dead and... what the hell there is a fucking worm crawling out of his fucking dick what the fuck!?!?!" Kris started to laugh so hard that his side started to hurt then he looked at Noah who was shaking his head in dissapointment. Then they looked at Jake who was fucking a tree he looked at them and said "Its because I'm a Druid isn't it." They all sighed and looked away as Jake finished off the tree. Ryan then looked up and said "Well we are totally fucked I only have sixteen shots in this pistol." Then Joe got off of Kris and said "Don't fucking start bouncing again okay." Kris nodded and got up and said "I kinda want to go see Ponyville." Then Wade yelled "Why the fuck would you want to go see Ponyviile look at Tiger he was killed by three cunt muffined foals why the hell would you want to go to Ponyville." Then Kris said "Maybe we can find the way out." They all understood his reasoning and nodded. Then Noah said "That is true but we will probably die instead and end up like Tiger." They all shivered as the realism hit them like a freight train to the ass hole.

But they were unaware of the blue eyes watching them. Then Colon said "So what if we die if we stay here we are all going to die anyways so what is the purpose." They all nodded and got ready for the relatively short trip ahead.

Okay I'm done for today if you enjoy this story then your probably going to hell but mine will be worse because I wrote this and asked myself why Celestia why. But yeah enjoy comment if you notice anything wrong I don't know when the next on will be up if this is approved. This only gets more graphic and it only gets worse for these dumbass' and I am one of them, try to guess who I am to.

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I warned your weak stomach, I warned you it was violent enjoy

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