SHROOMS TO EQUESTRIA

Colon was the first to stand up from his slumped sitting position. "Hey guys so when are we planning to head to Ponyville?" The others all pondered this then Kris jumped up and said "We should go now." "No we should wait for night." Joe said instantly wearing his regular face of a retarded scowl. "Well if we wait for night the ponies have an advantage of using their hearing to get us." Joe seemed taken back by this and then he heard grunts. "Come on really now of all times are you fucking serious!" Joe was quite pissed about the noises, then he said "Ok stop right now." Has he walked toward the noise he noticed that it wasn't that type of grunt.

"Help guys my foot is stuck." Joe sped up and jumped through the bush to see something very strange. He saw Noah but his foot was stuck in a flesh light. "What the hell Noah why would you bring that here of all the places here what the hell is your problem." Noah looked at Joe and said "I didn't bring it here it just flew from a tree and grabbed my foot." Joe sighed and walked over to remove the pocket pussy. Then he felt something hit his leg and he tripped.

Joe looked down and gasped has he saw that a flesh light was attached to his leg he tried pulling it off but was met by a very disgusting slurping noise. Then has soon as he finished pulling it off it ripped a hole in his jeans. "Fuck you magical flesh light thing that is evil I think?" Then he looked at it and noticed it was blue and looked similar to a horse vagina. He didn't want to remember how he knew this though. But the pony flesh light had other ideas.

It slammed into his lips with its lips basically a kiss except with a magical possessed blue pony vag flesh light. He couldn't open his mouth either then more and more flesh lights came from the trees. Now all of the new wet flesh lights attached onto the two who couldn't move some how. "Hey what are you guys doing over there?" Said Colon but as soon has he got close and saw all of the creepy orgasming flesh lights. Then Joe raised a hand basically calling out for help, then Colon looked at all of the flesh lights and thought, hot damn. Then Colon noticed that Joe and the other guy were stuck in the gewy flesh light attack.

He couldn't tell who the other guy was but he looked has if he was dieing Colon thought, well it would suck to drown in fake flesh lights that magically came. He decided to go save the other guy but has he pulled on the flesh light but it wouldn't give way. Then fifty more flesh lights came out of no where and knocked Colon off his feet. The juices were to powerful and Colon flew and hit a tree with his arm and the bone snapped. Colon fell to the ground as the juices stopped and the flesh lights surrounded him. They then attached to his body.

Ryan was next to stumble upon the bodies one was unmoving the other two were barely even breathing though. He pointed his gun at the unmoving body first. He pulled the trigger only to be met by the burst of confetti "What the fuck why is it shooting confetti?!?!" He then pointed it down and shot but this time it was an actual bullet and it unfortunately hit his foot. "OOOOOOWWWWWWW MOTHER FUCKER GOD DAMNIT RAZZLE FRAZZLE WHORES CHILD BITCH." He screamed as he hopped around in a circle now holding his injured foot. The magical flesh lights grew wings and flew off of the drowning people.

Joe sat up and started to spit out some of the juices from the one that molested his mouth. Colon sloowly got to his feet and looked at his arm and muttered "Fuck me." His arm was sticking out of the skin then he walked towards Noah ignoring his pain. He walked up and said "Noah are you okay." Noah sat there then Kris burst through the bush and knelt down beside Noah. He then closed Noah’s eyes and said "He died a honorable death. We should all wish we cou-" "He died by drowning in FUCKING FLESH LIGHT ORGASMS!!! How is that honorable?!" Joe shouted interrupting Kris. "Well Joe it just seems like the thing you would say in a situation like this." Ryan was still hoping on his foot and then he said "He didn't die an honorable death and how the fuck of all times is this the time to say that?" Kris just stood up and shrugged and wiped the juices off on a nearby tree.

Then Jake ran up and said "What is it my druid senses are tingling. Holy dead body batman." "God damnit this is not the time for batman references I mean seriously." Joe said then Jake replied "But you don't even believe in god." "I don't give a fuck." Joe finished saying then Colon said "Hey can you quit bitching at each other and help me and my arm." Kris turned and looked at his friend and shrugged. Kris walked up and pulled on the arm causing it to separate making Colon try to jerk his arm away, but Kris held his grip. Then Kris realigned the bone and put it back into Colon's flesh making Colon cringe a bit. Then Kris took Colon's hoody and ripped the other sleeve off and tied it around the broken bone and made a sling.

Colon smiled as he felt relieved and smiled. "Thanks Kris." Kris just shrugged and said "No problem but lets go to Ponyville seriously." The people looked around and then Joe said "Well I'm soaked in orgasms so yeah lets go." The small group decided to go to Ponyville because it would be easier to sneak in unnoticed. So they began the walk it wasn't that long but it still was not fun. Then Kris spotted something though and it was a rainbow he ran into the town at top speed then he spotted the cyan mare and shouted "Hey RAINBOW DASH can you sign my shirt." The mare looked at Kris confused and said "Sure anything for a fan." Kris excitedly jumped into the air about four feet high and shouted "YES!!" Then he landed down beside her and took a pen out of his cargo shorts pocket.

Kris then turned around and let her sign his back then he turned around and she was a more bluish color if that’s even possible even her man had turned blue everything about her was blue. Then she said in a demonic voice "Prepare to lose your soul." Kris smiled the thought of losing his soul to his favorite of the mane six drove him insane. He then cheerily said "YEY." In a hushed attempt at shouting. "Umm how is this a good thing?" Rainbow Dash asked completely confused at why he wasn't feeling horrified. "Because your the best flyer and if you steal my soul I get to be in your presence forever." The final part sent him over edge and he hoped he would never wake up. Then Rainbow Dash got her normal colors back and flew over to Ryan instead and said "Celestia do you seriously have to kill the moment man seriously." Then she went over to Ryan who had attempted to shoot her multiple times only to get confetti bullets. He continually muttered the word "Fuck." Every time he failed, then he noticed Rainbow Dash was getting close to him. He then pulled his trigger trying to shoot only to be met by another burst of confetti. Then he screamed "FUCK IT!!"

He threw the gun down has hard as he could and it shot a bullet directly to the gemstones that in every mans mind should be indestructible. His knees buckled and he fell to the ground bleeding from his Christmas sack. Then Rainbow Dash laughed and said "It looks like your bag lost its tricks." She then laughed harder the guys just looked at her confused and thinking, how is that funny. Then she got closer and kissed Ryan on the lips his whole entire body turned BLUE even his hair was BLUE. Rainbow Dash then got her rainbow colors back and Kris shouted "Can you steal my soul." Rainbow Dash sighed and said "Fuck you cunt for brains." She then flew off at dazzling speeds.

"Why couldn't she steal my soul hmph." He pouted and fell down on his ass with his arms crossed. Then the others rushed up to Ryan leaving Kris to pout. "Ryan are you there can you hear me." Colon searched for a heart beat but couldn't find one then he sighed and said "Come on Kris we're going back to Everfree forest." Kris shook his head and continued to sit still.

"Oh look its princess Luna and she is wearing socks." Kris stood up and instantly sprinted headfirst into the forest but unfortunately ended up headfirst into a tree and fell down bleeding from his forehead. "Well that was fun." He instantly jumped up to his feet looked at Colon who was jogging back into Everfree forest. "Your an asshole you know that." Kris shouted at Colon but he noticed something in one of the buildings there was a pink pony with a down mane staring at them angrily. Kris just shrugged it off and carefully walked back into Everfree forest.

When they got back the sun was going down and the others had a campfire started and had buried Tigers dead body. Then Joe, Colon, Kris, and Jake sat down and sighed then Wade asked "Hey where is Ryan and Noah?" Kris sighed and put his palm on his forehead in some gesture representing that Wade had just done something stupid. "They're dead Noah drowned in magic flesh light orgasms and Ryan had his soul stolen." Wade frowned and let his sadness get over him but he laid down and said "I'm going to sleep because this place is horrible."

The others agreed and laid down wanting to get some sleep. They all laid down but Kris stayed up a little longer and he looked into the shadows and said "Just fucking bring it." The pony that had been watching from the shadows ran away and wondered how Kris had seen it. This had to be reported to the master the pony thought. Kris then laid and slipped into a mood of anger and depression. On top of all of that he slept rather peacefully through the night.

Yey chapter two for those of you who like this story might revise your choices don't mind the all capital blue it was just to mess with someone and I have one thing to say to him sorry. Okay but yeah that is now out of the way time to work on WOE fuck my life grr. Oh well lets go and get that chapter done tommorow maybe hopefully I am getting off early so I can only hope and I enjoy all comments even if you have bad grammar yourself don't be afraid to comment and say hey you messed up here and here. But untill next time lets go play SCP if you don't know what that is look it up. (OH no it's poke hidden.) Does any one know what that means.