SHROOMS TO EQUESTRIA

Everyone was begging to wake up Colon sat up and said "Fuck it isn't a dream." Joe then said "Shut up fuck face." Wade then sat up quietly and wandered off to take a piss. Exavior then sat up his messy black hair getting into his eyes. Jake sat up then wandered off to probably go rape another tree. Josh just kept sleeping not wnting to wake up and face the day. Kris then sat up and frowned. Wade then came back and joined the group and said "So what will today's failure of a plan take us to." Colon stood up and said "I still think we should go to ponyville and just try to avoid the ponies and not get anally raped." Kevin then sat up and said "Well fuck it why not." Colon, Exavior, Joe, Kris, Kevin, and Wade then set out for an adventure that would most likely get them all killed.

Thirty minutes later in ponyville

"So what are we looking for here in ponyville exactly?" Asked Kevin "I don't fucking know just look for something that could be a way back." Colon said then took the lead into ponyville their idiotic idea was already in play. "SO where should we look first?" Asked a curious Joe "Well maybe Sugar cube corner." Colon answered feeling a tad bit giddy about meeting pinkie pie. "Well this will be just peachy won't it." Said Kris, Colon then lead the group through ponyville which was odly unihabitated. They continued to walk through the desolated town "So why are we going to sugar cube corner?" Asked curious Joe "Will you stop asking retarded fucking questions god your almost has bad as that dumbass Derpy Hooves I mean what the fuck is it with people and their ubsestion with that cum-guzzling whore." Said an agravated Kris "Don't you fucking talk shit about Derpy she is adorabe better then that prostitute Rainbow Dash." Said a now furious Joe "Well better a prostitute then a slut you numb fuck." Said Kris with a devilsh grin "You now what go die in a hole." Said a fuming Joe "I already did." said Kris "You know what fuck you!" Joe shouted then tackled Kris. They were then rolling around on the ground fighting eachother. "What the hell come on guy's just stop fighting." Said Colon, then Kris and Joe stopped the random attacks stood up and brushed the dust off themselves.

"So can we get back to walking now or are we going to stand around and keep bitchin'." Kris said "Well w-" Colon was cut off by many stomping noises approaching him "QUIT YOUR BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!" Yelled a charging hairy minataur that most knew has Iron Will "OH FUCK!!" Screamed Colon the group then started to run has fast has they could but Iron Will was faster. Fortunatly for them they had that 'OH SHIT I'M ABOUT TO DIE I SHOULD MOVE' sensation keeping them at a pace just ever so slightly then the minataur shouted "YOU SHALL FACE MY CAPS LOCK!!" Shouted the minataur the group only barely managed to keep running. Then the group saw a large split in the ground Joe just managed to stop "Guy's we're not going to be able to clear that without dying." Said Joe "Better then taking on a fucking minataur!" Kris said, then jumped he barely managed to make the gap landed on his feet then fell face first gasping for air. Colon was the next to jump and he barely made it and repeated Kris' act. Every one soon coppied the act except for Joe. Exavior was next to jump almost every one had jumped. Exavior then jumped but unlike every one else he tripped and fell into the pit and well continued to scream untill the splatter was heard. Joe then screamed "NOOOO!!!" The minataur then laughed and said "Don't worrry you will die a worse death you dumb fuck." "Oh fuck." Joe said as Iron Will lifted him into the air and smashed Joe's skull then threw the body into the chasm. Then Iron Will casually walked away. Colon, Kris,Kevin, and Wade passed out on the cobble road.

A couple of hours later.

"Where the hell are we." Kevin said "No fucking idea." Kris responeded they were both bound tightly and couldn't move any part of their bodies then the lights flickered on "I want to play a game." Said a very insane pink mare "OoohI would just love to play game especially if it involves cupcakes." Kris said sarcastically causing the mare to frown a tad bit "Aww don't you like playing games." Pinkie said while revieling the room around them which was covered with grotesque decorations "Ohh no I just love this game were you cut us open and make us into treats that you feed ponies." Kris answered sarcastically Pinkie frowned again then smiled and said "Lets cut out that pretty tongue of yours." Kris then stuck his tongue out and let it hang limply and Pinkie said "Why aren't you resisting?" "Because why resist you would've only pulled my tngue out and what is the purpose of life living here longer will only make the torment last longer." This comment made Pinkie frown has she relized he wouldn't scream at her or cry for mercy "Well your no fun." Pinkie said while cutting Kris down then Pinkie said "Go release your other friends I just want this one." Kris then walked off leaving Kevin alone with Pinkie, Kevin then looked down and realized that he was naked and that Pinkie walked over to him with a butcher knife in her mouth Kevin had loosened his binds though and when pinkie got close he broke the bounds holding him and picked up Pinkie and threw her towards the ground and when her flank was exposed Kevin put it in her booooty whoooole. Pinkie then laughed as little jagged pieces of blades came out of her colon and pointed inwards and she said "Listen why would you have been naked if I didn't like asodamy." Kevin's lip quivered has he realized what she meant then Pinkie said "Now if you stop I will rip your dick off." Kevin then began to silently cry as the razor sharp blade removed from his dick but moved with it. The sex carried late into the night until Kevin accidentally fell on his ass and had his dick removed and started to bleed to death.

The group returned to the Everfree forest not knowing what had happened to their friends. They soon arrived into Everfree forest they just sat down and saw that Jake and Josh had started eating something and they soon got some of the food and ate too. They all soon went to sleep though.

OMG everypony I actually got the chapter done finally but I need you to vote on who should die next are the chapter won't come out. I hope you have fun reeding this may Lauren Faust forgive me