
My Life as a Sword
This is my story about dealing with the nut job ponies all in my quest to get their crap over with so I can just nap the days away. All while being a soul trapped in a sword. I don't know how that all fits together but then again I don't really care.
This is such a drag, but if I don't make these things the purple princess will scold me some more.
As if being sent to a world filled with talking, magic ponies and being turned into a sword wasn't enough, but now I wake up after... who knows how long with holes in my memory. A shame one of those holes wasn't through succubus' chest. I guess I'm kind of lucky one of the ponies has magic that can help me, as long as she doesn't bring her friends around that knocked me off a balcony.
When I find Sunny, we're taking a nice long nap. I'm gonna need it after dealing with all of these nut cases.
A Soul Eater crossover.
Part of the Displaced Multiverse.





27674 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
8 Chapters:
- Not Very Sharp 2015-04-11 05:45:29 UTC2596
- Rusted Over 2015-04-11 05:49:33 UTC2011
- The Blacksmith was a Dick 2015-07-28 11:20:47 UTC4152
- A Few More Dents 2015-09-23 20:21:16 UTC5750
- More Than Just Metal Clinking 2015-09-29 15:52:19 UTC5287
- Breaking it in... 2015-11-05 02:55:07 UTC3425
- ... and breaking it up. 2016-01-01 01:34:24 UTC2331
- Applying too Much Pressure 2016-01-20 17:30:09 UTC2122