This is my story about dealing with the nut job ponies all in my quest to get their crap over with so I can just nap the days away. All while being a soul trapped in a sword. I don't know how that all fits together but then again I don't really care.

One moment, I'm at a convention minding my own business. Now I'm in some crazy world where magic replaces physics. The only thing I have from home is a scroll that can hold things called Shen Gong Wu. Oh, and did I forget to mention talking horses?

A human wakes up in a crypt in Equestria, is found by imps and dubbed the Overlord. How will the ponies of Equestria react to this new enemy?

A pony must make a dark choice: Die or become what he fears most?

Sleight-of-Hoof is asked by Princess Twilight to become her personal bodyguard. After a year touring Equestria, the two of them head to Canterlot, where Twilight is captured and Sleight framed and nearly killed. Now Sleight must search for Twilight.