
Raptor-tastic
Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor, goes to Equestria.
Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor, crash lands his space ship into Equestria in a non cliche way. Now he just has to troll the crap out of the ponies and go on all kinds of crazy adventures until he figures out a way to leave. What more can you ask for?
Obviously this is supposed to be funny and is in no way serious. I mainly started typing this as an attempt to improve my writing. I'd like to think it has gotten better over time. Hopefully at least someone will enjoy my bad sense of humor. Also, spoiler alert: Paul is a huge jerk.
Finally completed!





163949 words: Estimated about 14 hours to read
52 Chapters:
- Dat plot 2012-07-04 08:08:58 UTC6680
- Paul makes a lot of friends 2012-05-28 20:48:32 UTC3559
- Paul eats an arm 2012-08-28 03:43:56 UTC2773
- Paul makes cooking look easy 2012-05-27 16:18:42 UTC2570
- Paul hits things with a fish 2012-05-28 11:27:20 UTC2709
- Paul has a perfectly rational fear of having his skin eaten off 2012-05-26 22:53:50 UTC2335
- Paul learns the magic of colors 2012-05-30 00:31:26 UTC2191
- Paul isn't even in this chapter 2012-05-28 16:00:31 UTC2828
- Paul inhales air every few seconds 2012-05-29 17:52:10 UTC3016
- Paul gets pimp slapped 2012-05-30 14:09:08 UTC2473
- This title is not the same as the others 2012-06-03 01:14:29 UTC2254
- Paul goes to the elemental plane of unicorns 2012-06-07 20:27:32 UTC10061
- Paul meats Zecora 2012-06-09 19:45:25 UTC1964
- Paul is invited to dinner 2012-06-28 22:33:06 UTC2095
- Rarity gets her own chapter 2012-06-14 11:53:06 UTC2099
- Paul quits his job (and eats bacon) 2012-06-14 18:43:15 UTC1675
- Paul dies (and Rarity counts to potato) 2012-06-15 08:02:03 UTC2209
- Paul doesn't dying 2012-06-27 16:30:10 UTC3134
- Paul enjoys a pleasant day outside 2012-07-02 06:32:49 UTC2241
- Paul has violated the law (pay the court a fine or serve your sentence) 2012-07-03 03:48:13 UTC2348
- Paul teaches the ponies about harmony 2012-07-03 06:33:36 UTC2466
- The omega spider 2012-07-04 08:09:26 UTC1967
- Paul acquires a new tie 2012-07-20 18:51:16 UTC2667
- Paul sings a real cool song 2012-07-21 06:33:45 UTC2444
- Paul battles a spiderp 2012-07-22 22:08:00 UTC4038
- Paul and friends are physically capable of speech 2012-07-24 02:15:49 UTC2217
- Paul does nothing interesting 2012-07-25 05:28:09 UTC1790
- Paul explores the 'vault' 2012-07-25 23:38:07 UTC3567
- The thousand ponies 2012-07-26 18:20:26 UTC2288
- Paul and friends receive epic loot 2012-07-30 23:48:57 UTC4049
- Paul throws a party 2012-08-05 05:13:39 UTC2660
- Gorlok 12 and the stupidest conversation 2012-08-03 03:47:21 UTC2062
- Fanventures: Muletown and the Super Fun Caves 2012-08-03 07:30:09 UTC3071
- Paul decides to defeat Celestia 2012-08-05 05:28:57 UTC1638
- Infiltrating Ponyville 2012-08-06 09:11:09 UTC2190
- Lootin' and pollutin' 2012-08-19 01:16:21 UTC3052
- Paul partakes in another chapter 2012-08-24 01:49:39 UTC1573
- Big Canterlot FFA (Part I) 2012-08-29 19:58:36 UTC4522
- Big Canterlot FFA (Part II) 2012-08-30 07:01:42 UTC5029
- Big Canterlot FFA (Part III) 2012-09-09 16:58:19 UTC4289
- C-c-c-combo breaker! 2012-09-11 11:05:45 UTC1024
- Paul makes puns 2012-10-09 09:55:16 UTC4030
- Fanventures: Talibarn-yard Blues 2012-10-14 20:21:04 UTC5891
- Paul vs Celestia 2012-10-17 00:17:35 UTC3575
- Prostate Exams and Purple Unicorns 2012-11-01 13:55:02 UTC2621
- TWILIGHTQUEST (or Meat Beater) 2012-11-08 16:47:16 UTC4762
- Friendshipping 2012-11-09 14:44:06 UTC2752
- Paul fights everyone 2013-01-08 20:14:13 UTC5266
- Lobsters to the rescue 2013-01-14 09:13:12 UTC3010
- Lobstercaust 2013-03-23 21:40:49 UTC7590
- The elements of harmony 2013-06-08 16:59:08 UTC3694
- An end, finally 2013-06-08 16:59:17 UTC941