Curse of Pinkamena diane pie

*Knock, Knock, Knock*

“Shut the hell up I’m coming” Jake said as he got out off bed to a loud knocking noise coming from his door. You see, Jake here lives in a suburban neighborhood. His neighbors are annoying as hell with all their kindness. Jake loves being alone but likes nice houses. One or the other. He had picked this house that is only 1 story but is large enough for his needs and a bit of room to spare.

“Holy fuck. It’s like 3 in the morning. Can’t these neighbors wait for this crap.” He mumbled to himself as he glared at the alarm clock. Jake is a 6’2 tall-ish guy in his early 20’s and likes to keep his hair short. His skin color is mixed and weighs about 125 and is skinny if you needed to paint a picture.

Jake grabbed his soul eater shirt and put it on and nothing else because he sleeps in all his clothes but his shirt most of the time. He sluggishly dragged himself over to the door his mind got unclouded by a scream.

*insert scream here* “Help me! Please open the door or I might die!” A girl screamed. This got Jake to run over to the door as quickly as possible and when he opened it, it was a scary sight. It was a pink pony covered in blood and it even looked like it broke one of its legs. It was so mangled you could see the bone. Also saddening was the pony was crying and was whispering.

“Sir, Sir. Please help me.” She half-cried and half-whispered. It was loud enough for Jake to hear her.

“I’ll help you. Don’t worry.” He agreed and picked her up and much to his surprised only got a slight grunt from her. He carried this mysterious pony back into his house and put her on the couch in his front room. He hurried and grabbed some anti-bacterial stuff from the bathroom and a towel.  He brought the items to her but only got a hoof signaling him to stop.

“Please no. I just need you to come here.” She said as he moved closer to her as he dropped his things on the ground. ”Closer please. Even closer, I got to tell you something.”

He got so close that he was nearly kissing her but the weirdest thing happened. She started chanting in a different language. Her eyes glowed red and Jake’s turned blue as they were paralyzed so the spell could finish it’s work It started as a mist coming from the pink one’s eyes and mouth. It blew over to Jake’s face orifices and went in as a large light flare glowed. This ended with darkness as Jake disappeared and only left the pink one laughing.

“She’s gone. She’s finally gone. Now I can rest in peace and be reborn.” With this the pink pony fell apart into glowing dust as her body was not meant to be in this world.