Curse of Pinkamena diane pie

“Pinky. Equus to Pinky. Are you there” A famous flyer with a rainbow mane said as she was standing over her collapsed friend. “Come on get up. Why were you sitting here with these rocks and stuff in birthday hats anyway?”

“You better wake the hell up or I’m going to make you, bitch!” A strange voice said from nowhere but the creepiness in it got him up real quick.

“What the hell. I’m up.” Jake said but was too clouded in his mind to know any differences. Jake looked up but what he saw confused him. “Where am I? Who are you?”

“Pinky, how do you not remember me. I’m the element of loyalty. I’m Rainbow Dash.” Said Rainbow as she looked worriedly at Jake. “We need to go see Twilight”.

With that, Rainbow grabbed Jakes hoof and flew out the window to go catch twilight. While this was happening, Jake’s mind was elsewhere.

“How are you liking things, ape?” The voice says to Jake.

“What’s happening? Who are you? How did I get here? What happened to the first talking pony?” Jake shot out these questions to the voice, which laughed in response.

“Get used to it. You and me are stuck here. I was always stuck here though. You are in equestrian and the real pinky pie used you to remove me so she could die peacefully. Though it seems that time has reverted back before our disaster. Might as well recreate it. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, you’re at my service.” The voice laughed after her explanation and joke.

“Holy motherfucking piece of shit. Get me out of here. Why did it have to be me? Can I just go home?” I said aloud as I got really worried.

“Pinky, you just cursed! What do you mean? Who were you talking to?” Rainbow asked concerned but reached the library to finally see Twilight. But how did she enter? Definitely wasn’t through the door, much harder and bustable. ”Twilight, we need your help quick. This isn’t normal.” Rainbow yelled. The response to this was a passed out baby dragon and a purple flash of a teleportation spell as Twilight appeared right in front of rainbow.

“What is it?” Twilight yelled.

“Something is wrong with Pinky” Rainbow said as she dropped Jack on his back.

“Can someone please tell me why I am a horse” Jack said as he looked down at himself. “And also a girl?!”

“Oh Celestia! What happened to Pinky Pie? She didn’t even come to her birthday party. Fix her Twilight!” Rainbow whined as her patience grew thin.

“Why do you come to me if anything weird or bad happens? Well let’s see. Rainbow I need to take Pinky upstairs. Stay here.” With that final word, she grabbed Jake and teleported upstairs. This was a bad idea because right when they did, Jake threw up. Twilight just cleaned it up and sat on the bed and pulled out a notepad ready to write down notes.

“I’m going to ask a few questions OK?” Twilight said to the sad pony. “Ok” was the reply that sounded more like Flutteryshy’s whisper.

“First, why are you sad?” Twilight asked.

“I was turned into a horse and now I’m a girl.”

“You are a pony, and you were always a girl.”

“No I wasn’t. I was also a human. Some pink pony showed up on my doorstep and she looked like she was about to die. She did something to me. This, to me.” Twilight just looked at Jake like she was crazy.

“Well that was weird. You are making this up. Is it because we didn’t show up to Gummy’s party? We already told you, it’s so we could make your birthday party.”

“What ever, don’t believe me. It’s not like it’s fixable anyway. The other pony died by now. Sorry to take your time Ms. Twilight.”

With that over Jake got up but stumbled and tripped trying to leave but eventually got the hang of it and did leave but was sad the entire time. When Jake left the tree-house-library she stopped not knowing where to go so she just layed down where she stood and cried herself to sleep.

“Where am I” said Jack as he was in his human body.

“You’re with me,” Said a pink pony with her hair going to the ground and not pulled up.

“And me.” A random pony suddenly came from nowhere. It was a white Pegasus with a yellow mane that glared at the other pony. “I’m back and I really don’t like you miss meanie pants. I’m also now a Pegasus. Jack, I’m so sorry I had to do that but I was about to die and we needed a host or we would be gone forever.”

“I don’t disserve this. Why me? Why not one of my annoying neighbors?” Jack screamed at them which only caused the white one to flinch but made the pink one smile harder. “I hate you. You ruined my life!” The blackness in the dream started to crack as the waking world was coming.

First Person

“Pinky, get up. Come on Pinky, get up. We need to get you home, as long if it’s okay with you.” I heard a soft voice say.

“That was a weird dream. At least I’m not a pony anymore.” I said aloud as I slowly open my eyes, which was encrusted shut, but what I saw made me tear up again. “Why does this happen to me.”

“Oh my! It’s okay Pinky. It’s going to be okay.” The yellow Pegasus said as she hugged me. The hug was comforting. The bad part was all the people around us looking at me with such pity and sadness that my tears just released into the chest of the mare hugging me.

“Why does this happen to meeeeeeee!” I cried as my feelings were released and I was happy to have someone to care for me. Even if it was a pony.