[Season 5 Episode 3 Spoilers]
Disclaimer: This story was entirely spontaneous and never proof-read. It is utterly outrageous garbage. You have been warned.

It was a simple concept: Twilight's best friends were going to decorate her new castle. What does she get? Dirt and filthy pigs everywhere, a horde of wild animals including a large bear, and dozens of hidden explosives packed with confetti.

After a close encounter with a full-grown bear and a series of explosions which narrowly miss her, Princess Twilight Sparkle has had enough. The time has come to lay down the law.