Hello there, I'm the narrator, what I sound like depends on you, but the writer says I sound like dream gary in the episode of spongebob where spongebob goes into peoples dreams. However, you can just imagine my voice in any way you see fit, the writer gives no fucks. Anyway, this isn't my story, this is the story of a gun wielding, everything demolishing, women disregarding baddass who goes by the name of max magic. just think of max as a ponyfied duke nukem. Note: there's no gaurantee the grammar will be good, when this is up, the writer will be looking for editors, however he will probably go with one of his irl friends, don't bother with correction comments, as they will be completely ignored. Also note: the writer failed english writing class thing, dont expect anything your human and you level. That is all.
prologue
Max magic was at one point a normal stallion. I find it hard to imagine that today. He used to be one of those average joe slacker guys. Now He's badass, muscular, and the teMax magic was at one point a normal stallion. I find it hard to imagine that today. He's tall, muscular, and the testosterone level is OVER 9000. His 3 favorite things are killing things, disregarding women (not like the writer knows anything about those strange creatures), and saying badass stuff. One of his favorite lines would have to be "I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum". Anyway. Celestia fears that aliens have discovered equestria and are about to launch a full scale invasion. She called upon local badass max magic to deal with the problem, but will one badass be enough?
"I hope you understand the mission here" celestia said, with a bit of concern
Celestia had called max up to the palace to have a meeting about an upcoming mission. Max has been hired to take out the alien menace threatening equrstria.
Max then replied "kick alien ass and chew bubblegum? That's kinda what I do", the room was silent for a few seconds before celestia finally responded.
"Good, now then" celestia said much lest concerned now "lets get you loaded up"
a few minutes later
Celestia led max into the castle armory. Max instantly noticed tons guns and armor hanging on a far wall. And then he noticed the stallion standing before him. He had a blue mane, a labcoat, and glasses. Celestia then spoke "this is our technician, Circuit Board", she paused for a few seconds before speaking, "Circuit, I would like you to meet the badass you will be assisting, Max Magic" circuit holds out his hoof and says "greetings max", it took about ten seconds for circuit to see the confused expression on max's face before saying "that's just how I greet people, you'll get used to it" before holding out his hoof again. Duke didnt shake his hoof l, instead he said "I don't associate with nerds" circuit put his hoof down "look, max, we're working together, celestia's orders, now, if you would come over here..." circuit said as he started walking over to the wall of weapons "do you have any experience with any of these weapons?" Upon further inspection, max saw that there was an m1911, a .22, a 12 gauge, a SMAW, and a minigun. "I've never used any of these, but I wanna try them" max said, now with a smirk "I can already see how these work" "take this" circuit said holding what appears to be a wireless earbud with a microphone in his hoof "you're gonna need it" max took it and put it in his ear "now, if you need anything, that communicator is hooked up to this computer" circuit said, pointing his hoof at a computer terminal on the far wall "all you have to do is say the word 'circuit' to activate it. I can teleport ammo and armor to you" "is that all?" Max asked, a smirk still on his face, circuit replied "yup" "good" this time it was celestia, who had never left the room "now then max, time to go, and as for you circuit" she turned to face circuit "stay here and keep developing new weapons and tech for max to use out in the field", she paused for a few seconds, then turned to face the door "max, your mission begins now, follow me, you've got a train to manehattan waiting for you, I got a call while you were talking to circuit involving a sighting in the residential district"
Forgot to mention, they have technology