Hey. You're a human. No. You're a pony. Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be? Anyway. This is a test to see how many ponies attention was caught. How many read this. And most importantly, how many ponies that play win.

An insane Idea that I thought of during school lunch. And used to bug the hell outta my teachers. The choose your own adventure concept inspired by 'Choose your own adventure: Brony hero in Equestria'

WARNING: This Story may contain, but is not limited to:
Batman, Batroll, Rickroll, Ponies, Doctor Whooves, Dragons, Lightsaber wielding polar bears, highly combustible zombie penis monsters, Duke Nukem, Soap McTavish, Stalkers, Old pedos from down your street, peanut butter beat-down, trolls, troll physics, Lyra, You, 5000 Doors, Chuck Norris, Buck Norris, multidimensional rage quitters, Derpy Hooves, Ditzy Doo, sticky white hallways, Boulders, Sexy Spanish ponies, Dubstep, glitch, intense bank robbing mane 6 action, low sanity, and to finish it, Dragonborns. That's not even 1/12 of my list.

If this is popular, I will kill myself.