
hacker_in_equestria.txt
Once upon a time there was a lonely hacker who liked to take down fan websites because he didn't like the fans. Then he accidentally hacked his way into Equestria.
Once upon a time, there was a hacker who liked to distributively deny service of websites to fans. Uh oh, he's attacked a website that had CloudFlare Ultra Super Mega Premium edition, which is way quicker and more effective than the FBI in getting rid of cyber criminals, because it sends them to Equestria.
Totally not meta…
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