Fluttershy wakes up and does her duty of showering the world in swag, all while ridding the world of... Not swag? Is there a word for that? Whatever.

Please note that this fic is utter nonsense and contains some pretty strong & disrespectful language. Like, everything is really offensive/politically incorrect, let's put it that way. Also rated sex due to sexual things within said fic; no sex actually happens.