across time and space

When the fedora flew out of the mirror, it hit my head and landed in my hands. Right after that, Gavros came out like it was the surface of the water, took his hat and put it on.

After that he was enveloped in green fire, which cleared fairly quickly to reveal a human being.

“Took you long enough to visit.” I said to him.

“I told you, it wouldn’t work before.” He said crossing his arms.

“Whatever, lets just figure out what’s happening. You scan the universe with the sonic, I’ll check the web.”

“The sonic doesn’t work like, that but I can try something.” He said pulling out his screwdriver.

I went to my computer and searched for anything like this happening. Mostly just transformation fics and hoaxes. It was so hard I had to get Gavros to sonic the internet to find anything. We found a post that was copy and pasted across almost all brony message boards. It basically said that these two guys are responsible and there holding a convention in Chicago.

“So… How the hay are we going to get to Chicago? I guess we can use my car, but I don’t have a licence.” I said.

More importantly, why did I say hay?

How is that more important?

When did I gain a sarcastic side?

Focus on the task at hand.

Gavros just smiled and pulled out his psychic paper.

I face palmed.

”Is that even legal?”

“When have I ever done things legally?” Pointing to the time he stole celestia’s cake just to give it back to her a thousand years later.

I looked at him like he just said the most obvious thing ever.

“Right. I forgot how good you are at proving me right. But I’ll let this one slide.” I got up and went into the garage to reveal the pricey Deloreon I bought for when I got a licence.

So I got in the passenger seat and Gavros got in the drivers, I gave Gavros the key and he started the car.

“Just one question. Can you drive?”

“Driving a car can’t be as hard as flying a TARDIS.”

“Did you really have to say that! now we are so doomed.”

The driver has tempted fate. Is he really a timelord?

I’m starting to question that as well.

Luckily fate must have not heard him because the drive went surprisingly smoothly.

“We are going to need an RV to travel cross country, so lets go get one.”

I set the GPS to a nearby RV park, and when we got there we got there we bought something within my budget that could get us to Chicago.

I then set the GPS to the local walmart and got enough groceries for both of us… maybe...

“Hay Gavros? What’s a timelords diet?”

“Simple. Same as you, just NOT fishsticks and custard.”

“But-”

“The doctor is not best show of timelord preference! I mean he wears a fez.”

“I guess you're right, fedoras are cooler.”

“Come on, lets go get all this checked out.”

Derpy had just gotten back from work as the mailmare and had gone home to see her family, and was surprised to see that the Doctor seemed puzzled.

“Doctor, is something wrong?”

The Doctor looked to Derpy. “Oh, hay Derpy. No its just that the TARDIS detected a huge energy spike in a large amount of universe’, and the spike pointed straight at one universe. I can’t figure out what’s going on, but I found one object that seemed to travel from one of these universe’ to the center of the anomaly. I have no idea what it was but it was confusing how this energy was traveling through the void.” the Doctor said

Derpy barely understood what the doctor was saying, but she understood that the Doctor was perplexed, and she knew only one thing to ask.

“Why not try following it?”

“The TARDIS was not designed to fly through the void. The timelords closed off the other universe’ long ago.”

Derpy understood that more. The doctor always said that to get home he would need to heavily modify the TARDIS to fly through the multiverse, and that he didn’t know how to do that.

Thats when something flashed in her mind.

“If your kind closed off this sort of travel. How did this thing get though?”

“I don’t know Derpy. I just don’t know.”

After we bought the RV, we modified it with a built in router and brought my laptop along. It helped sate some of my boredom as well as Gavros’, as he had somehow installed an auto pilot. Don’t ask me how he did that, as I have no idea.

Just about an hour into the drive, I find an odd feeling in my hands.

When I look down, they have turned into full on talons.

Luckily, I had Gavros there to calm me down. Unluckily, I had Gavros to calm me down!

“Hay, calm down! Its not the end of the world, thats in two billion years.”

Congrats, we have a non social timelord on board who doesn’t understand that explaining the end of the world is not helping!

I’m starting to wonder if I’ve always had you?

Stick to the program, you have griffon talons.

Right! After a while of breathing and ignoring Gavros, I finally calmed down enough to to speak.

“Did you forget that telling someone the exact date of the world’s end does not calm people down!”

“Oh… Sorry about that. Heh...Heh…” He always forgets. Which is why I face pa- talloned just then.

“Now then lets try to figure out how to fix this. The online post just said that a particle accelerator and a light decelerator were plugged into a laptop playing MLP. Do you think there’s a way to reverse it?”

Gavros struck the thinker pose and spoke. “Hmm… I will need to see the device itself to decide that.”

I was unsure if these guys would be bringing the science experiment, but it was clear to me that the chance was half to half.

If they didn’t bring the device, Gavros can’t help reverse it, and from the conversations down below, some are say our OC will disappear when the transformation is complete.

This made me scared for Gavros’ sake.

“Gavros, what will happen when all this is completed?”

“I will disappear. there cannot be more than one version of me as an OC. So if this ends that way make sure to take Celestia’s cake for me.” I rolled my now red eyes.

“Lets not focus on that right now! We need to get to Chicago, this ride needs to go faster!”Gavros said.

“But we're already over the speed limit. We can’t go any faster.”

“We don’t need to follow the speed limit if we’re flying.”

“You didn’t!”

“I did!” Gavros said as he pointed his sonic at the floor.

When he activated it… Nothing happend

“What were you trying to do?”

He looked to me. “Uhh… ok fine I may have gotten a knock off brand flying car attachment.”

“Where did you even get it?”

“Um well… If we get back from this, lets just say you will be happy with the results.”

“You turned my delorean into a time machine didn’t you?”

When he shook his head I sighed. I don’t know how he got the thing working without plutonium but he did go to the future.

“Look we shouldn't use this anyway, since it may cause a bootstrap paradox where the the inventor got the idea seeing us flying.”

Gavros looked at me like I just told him something possible was not possible. “You realize who you're saying this to right.”

I realized that I just said that to a time lord and face pa- taloned. I’m never going to get used to that.

Yes you will!

Shut up brain!

“Wibbily Wobbily.”

“Timey Wimey. Good, you understand now.”

It was then that the RV suddenly shook, and the thing started flying

“Hah! I knew I got a Main brand.”

“Then why are we shaking violently?”

It was going to be a bumpy ride till Gavros could fix it.