Equestrian Pleasures

by Applepip

Red District

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You sat in the carriage looking at the letter the princess wrote for you and to say you were shocked would be and understatement. You gave the last two lines another read to make sure you weren't dreaming.

“You can stay at the castle for the evening if you wish though between my sister and I, I don't think you will be sleeping much. Oh and just to add...We sometimes do things in groups.”

“Yours invitingly, Princesses Luna.”

You roll the scroll back up and place it in the bag by your side. You rub the bag and smile when you remember Twilight giving this to you when you told her about the summons. Your smile falters when you also remember the way Twilight paused when you told her what the summons maybe for. Your smile returns when you think about the passionate kiss you gave her before leaving.

“Thanks Twilight...” You look out the window and watch the scenery go by as you fly through the air. Your heart swells when you realise that this is your home now. You move to the window and give it a tap, the female guard leans down from her perch on top. “Hi um, not be stupid but does Canterlot have a shop where they sell....sexual stuff?”

The guard blushes and nods. “Yes Sir Thomas...it's in the red district.”

You scratch your chin. “Do you mind if we take a detour?”


Luna barged through the door to the throne room with a large grin on her face. Celestia looked up from her paperwork with a huff at her sisters lack of subtlety.

“Sister! I have some great news!” Luna says striding up to her throne and sitting down. “Oh this is a wonderful moment!” Luna squirms in her chair with barely contained excitement.

Celestia sighed and put down her scrolls. “Sister, can you calm down enough to tell me what this news is?”

Luna takes a deep breath and turns to look at her sister. “Sorry but I took it upon myself to send Sir Thomas a letter of invite from both of us to come to Canterlot and plough the royal plots. He accepted!”

Celestia felt her face heat up as her heart started to beat faster. “He...accepted?” Celestia suddenly realised something. “Wait! From both of us?”

Luna nodded. “Yes! He sent a reply saying he will catch the train but I sent a carriage to pick him up. He should be here soon!”

Celestia shook her head. “Luna, you do realise this is ruining Twilight's chance of having a relationship with Thomas?”

Luna rolls her eyes. “I'm not ruining anything, you know what Thomas wants to do for a living. We are going to help him.”

“And exactly what are we helping him with?” Celestia asks.

Luna grins. “Think what it will do to his future business when word gets out he has the skills to please us.” Luna wiggles her eyebrows.

Celestia blushes. “I can see the point.”

“You'll be seeing a lot more than a point tonight sister.” Luna states before both sisters share a giggle.


You scratch your chin as you look at the various sex toys hanging on the wall. You never thought you would find the right shop let alone enough of a choice. You turn around and glance at your female guard companion, you smile when you see she is trying hard not to look at the rubber cocks hanging on the wall.

“I didn't catch your name earlier?” You ask the guard mare but don't look her way.

“It's Silver Light...Sir...” The mare replies.

You nod. “Silver Light could I get your input if you don't mind?”

The mare trots forward. “S-Sure, what did you want to know?”

“I'm starting a business in the escort industry and I'm thinking of buying several pieces to compliment what I can do myself.” You gesture to the wall of various implements. “But I'm not really sure what mares like or what sizes mares really go for.”

“Y-You're asking me?”

You look to Silver. “I don't mean to imply anything but it would be nice to get a mares perspective.”

You watch as the guard looks over some of the toys. She looks for a few minutes before turning to you.

“I don't have much expertise in the toys here but some mares go for the perfect fit ones while some do like to get stretched once in a while. Though I would pick that and that one to begin with.” Silver points to two that seemed to be modelled on the smaller stallion penis.

“Why those two?” You ask.

“You may have skills but judging by your size you may have the stretch part handled. Those two will be the softer compliment to your natural sexual organ.” Silver Light blushes and let's out a small cough. “Though I'm just assuming.”

You smile. “Thank you Silver.” You say before taking the toys of the wall and heading for the counter. “You know I would've had difficulty discussing this sort of thing with a women in my past, With you though it kind of feels natural.”

Silver chuckles. “I find it hard to believe you find it hard to discuss sexual matters with a...women?”

“A women is the term for a female of my species.” You reply as you set the toys down on the counter. A mare at the desk looks to the toys then to me. “I'm starting a private business.” You state. The mare nods and begins to tally them up.

“That'll be thirty five bits sir.”

You pull out your bit bag and count out the bits. “There you go.” You say with a smile and the mare takes the bits returning your smile.

“Have a nice day sir!” The shopmare says as you grab your items and walk away.

“You too!” You shout back as you walk out. You stop when you notice the two male guards left by the carriage outside where surrounded by mares a few of them looked like the Thestrals you have heard of. “Having fun?” You ask the guards as you approach.

“On some days yes, today I feel awkward.” One guard replies.

“I feel fine!” The other guard says as one mare gives him a piece of paper. “I feel oh so fine~”

You shudder the way the mares grin at him before the mares walk away. You step into the carriage and sit down. You put the 'toys' under the carriage seat and lean back as the carriage takes off again.

“We should be at the the castle shortly Sir Thomas.” Silver Light says looking down through the roof. “Though I think the day court will still be in session.”

You grin and fold your arms. “That won't be a problem, not a problem at all.”


You walk through the palace courtyard with your guard escort of Silver Light and another guard by the name of Flash Shield who was not one of the other two guards as they had to park the carriage.

You look to Flash Shield who didn't seen like he wanted to be here. You realised that it was you he was annoyed at though you have no idea considering you haven't met him before. You didn't get his protection long anyway as he took off after asking Silver if she had 'this' and gestured to you.

“What's his problem?” You ask watching Flash walk away.

Silver sighs. “He had his leave cancelled to foalsit some new recruits. I guess he's still bitter.”

“Not a great impression on guests if he acts like that.” You add.

Silver nods. “I would be bitter too though.”

You nod. “True, it would piss me off greatly.”

Silver laughs and gestures to you. “Come on, the princesses will be waiting.”

You smile. “Lead on my friend.”


Celestia and Luna sat on their thrones looking over some reports when Luna drops her scrolls and rubs her temples.

“Is everything alright sister?” Celestia asks, lowering her scrolls. “You seem tense?”

Luna groans. “It's the scrolls, after awhile they grate on me.”

Celestia smiles. “Are you sure it's just the scrolls?” Luna gives her a glance to which Celestia chuckles. “You really are worked up for him?”

“Can you blame me?” Luna says. “He was my first lay and I can't get him out of my head. The scrybing we did has only fuelled my lust for him.”

Celestia blushes. “I admit he hasn't left my head either but we can't let our feeling distract us sister.”

Luna sighs and straightens up on her throne. “Yes of course, you right. I will try to contain myself.”
Luna shifts slightly. “Though I think my seat may need cleaning a little....”


You stand before the throne room and notice the lack of line outside. The line silver warned you about.

“Am I missing something?” You ask looking up and down the corridor.

Silver had walked forward to speak with a guard outside the huge double doors as you waited. You didn't have to wait for long as silver came back.

“Apparently the princesses have made this a catch up day and postponed day court until tomorrow.”

You drop your head. “So their not here...”

“Far from it...” Silver states making you look up. “...the princesses are inside. The guard said you can go in as they have orders to let you if you happen to arrive.” Silver smiles. “I guess this is where I leave you Thomas.”

You look to the mare. “Oh?”

Silver giggles. “I have other things to do and besides you don't need me now. Unless you think you might need protection?” Silver narrows her eyes at me but she puts a on a smirk.

You laugh. “No, but maybe we could get a drink sometime. I don't know very many ponies in Equestria and if you're interested in being seen with a being like me?”

Silver blushes slightly and kicks a hoof. “S-Sure, just ask for me at the barracks I'm stationed in the castle so I won't be far...S-So until next time.” Silver holds up a hoof and I shake it. “Bye Thomas.”

You wave as silver walks away. “Bye Silver.” You watch the mare walk off for longer than you should and shake your head. “Focus!..Focus!” You sling the bag of toys you brought earlier over your shoulder and walk to the throne room door. You watch as the two guards outside open the doors and you pause when the two royal figures on the throne look up and gaze straight at you.


Author's Note

Sorry my updates have been slow but I am going to get back into stride as I believe I have stalled writing for long enough. I thank all of you for your patience and I hope you enjoy the next chapter as I'm sure you all will lol

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