Ever had those days where life just throws stuff at you and you shrug and keep going? I did, everyday. Encase you didn't know my names Tomas Wheeler, average guy, struggling along with a boring job, Yeah that type of guy.

That is until my life got turned upside down by some shady guy that has the clever knack of clicking his fingers, and surprisingly sounds like some guy from star trek. Anyway, add in my kidnapping and sexual activities with creatures of an equine nature and now you get my life.

However that isn't the end of it because now I'm in the equine's homeland of sunshine and rainbows...Things can only get better right?...Right?