Equestrian Pleasures

Princess Celestia sipped at her small cup of tea as she read the morning paper, It wasn't something she mainly did but it was amazing what somepony could find in the tabloids.

“Greetings sister, sleep well?”

Celestia looked up from her reading to see Luna walking across the dining hall. Celestia smiled, this was one of the few times a week they were both up and both princesses relished the time.

“I did, how was your night court?” Celestia asked, using her magic to pour Luna some tea.

Luna rolled her eyes. “Same manure, different day.” Luna sat at the table across from Celestia and was grateful for the tea offered. “Sometimes I believe it would be better to just vaporise the nobility.”

Celestia chuckles, she has always known of Lunas disdain of the nobility since her return. “Even though the nobility do grate on our nerves and as much as it pains me to say sister, they do have some uses.”

Luna sighs. “Yes, I know.” Luna sips her tea as a sudden realisation comes to mind. “That reminds me sister, did you receive a reply to your letter yet?”

Celestia raises an eyebrow. “How did you know?” Luna smiles as she drinks her tea. “I shouldn't be surprised, your thestrals are good at there jobs.”

Luna laughs. “They are, actually one followed me into the dining hall.” Luna points to Celestia's left.

Celestia turns her head and almost jumps as a thestral in purple armour was standing no more than seven feet from her. The nightguard smiles and bows his head.

“Impressive.” Celestia says. “To answer your question sister, no I have not.” Celestia's ears flatten back. “Though I should have expected it, I guess he's still adjusting.”

Luna was about to reply when the main door to the dining hall opens and a flustered looking mare comes running in. The mare reaches Celestia and bows her head before taking a long deep breath.

“Sorry...princess...a letter...was just found for you!” The mare takes out the letter from the bags on her back and hoofs it to Celestia.

“Oh?” Celestia says, taking the letter in her magic.

“Sorry princess, it got lost in the castles mail room. It got posted to the staff mail room and not the royal one, I accept full responsibility for this error.” The mare lowers herself to the floor.

Celestia giggles. “There is no problem Post Box, you may return to your duties.”

The mare stands. “I...Thank you princess.” The mare bows one more time before leaving the dining hall.

Luna watches the mare go before turning back to Celestia as her sister opens the letter. Luna watches as her sisters expression goes from surprise to relief then to being heavily flustered as she puts the letter down.

“So? What did he say?” Luna asks, leaning forward.

“It...I'm not sure if I can repeat out loud what he wrote. It is colourful to say the least.”

“So, what? Is he going to rut you like you want him to?” Luna questions, leaning in so far as to almost be on the table.

“Luna! To say such things in public!” Celestia leans forward. “Meet me in my room.” Celestia whispers before getting up to leave.

Luna giggles as she follows after Celestia, a devilish grin on her face.

“You never did tell me what you wrote to Princess Celestia about?” Twilight asks you.

You lean back in the carriage. “And I never will, it's between me and her.” You smirk. “Look Twilight I'm grateful you asked me to stay with you in your castle until I can get my own place, but I'm not going to tell you every little thing that I do.” You bring around a hand to tap your chin in thought. “Unless we get married, then there won't be any secrets between us.” You look to Twilight to find she has gone a heavy shade of crimson and is trying to not look you in the eye. You laugh. “Jeez Twilight, don't worry. I'm not going to propose, I have plenty of time for that stuff later in life, when I have found the right mare or female.”

Twilight suddenly looks back to you. “Oh, so you don't know if you want to stay in Equestria then?” You raise an eyebrow. “Well to find other females it means you have to go travelling, there are a few different species in Equestria but not enough to find the right one.”

You sigh. “Twilight, Equestria is big enough for now, so I won't be leaving any time soon. Though I might travel to other places if and when I decide to do it.” You notice Twilight smile and decide to pounce. You lean to within an inch of Twilight's muzzle, you see Twilight turning red again. “I think the females in Equestria are a good enough start.” You dart forward and give Twilight a quick peck on the lips. “Taste good too.” You state as you pull away and lick your lips.

You watch in fascination as Twilight in some sort of shock slowly licks the area you kissed. You couldn't help but imagine that tongue licking something else as the carriage started to get very warm. You decided to look to the only other occupant of the carriage and gave her a smile as you saw her cheeks also the bright shade of red Twilight currently was.

“Like what you saw?” You ask.

Rarity looks away. “I...I have no idea what you mean.” You couldn't help but notice Rarity's face was getting redder by the second.

“Oh you know exactly what I mean, you liked me kissing Twilight didn't you?” You grin.

“I...I...” Rarity stammers as you stand and make your way over to her. Rarity looks nervously left and right before her gaze settles on you as you lean forward almost nosing her muzzle. “T-Thomas...this is most irregular.”

“Rarity, we fucked in my world, I ploughed you until you creamed.” Your grin gets wider. “You know I have noticed something about you ponies that I have found to be very interesting.”

“What's that?” You turn at the sound of Twilight's voice. “You ponies are very touchy feely when it comes to personal closeness, yet when I mention sex you ponies tense up. What, is sex some forbidden subject I don't know about?”

“Intimate actions are not forbidden quite the opposite in fact, but to mention it in public is considered by some to be uncouth.” Rarity replies.

“Really? That's a shame, but hey I won't do anything to embarrass you girls when we get to...What was it called again?”

“Ponyville, it's our home town. It's also where my castle is located.” Twilight says. “I have to warn you though some of the townponies can be a little...skittish.”

“Well, so am I Twilight. I not sure what to think, it might be nice meeting new ponies.”

“Don't be worried Thomas, Twilight and I will be there to make sure everything is fine. Besides the others went home before us to talk to Mayor Mare and see if we can set up some meeting for you.” Rarity notices your expression drops. “It will be fine darling, better to get the introductions out the way first to avoid any...misunderstandings.”

You nod your agreement. “I can't argue with that Rarity, on Earth a lot of wars started with misunderstandings. I would like to see my old world one last time but until I'm told otherwise if that is possible then I guess I should make the most of my stay here, however long or short that maybe.” you return to the seat beside Twilight and give her a scratch behind the ears, you smile when Twilight closes her eyes and leans into your hand. “Now, let's see what Ponyville has to offer shall we?”

You drop to your knees and grab Twilight by the shoulders. “I can't do it! I can't go out there!”

Twilight rolls her eyes. “This is your time to shine Thomas, just go out there introduce yourself and see how it goes.”

“But the whole town is full of mares! Cute mares but mares all the same!” You whine.

“Would it be better if we all went out with you?” Twilight asks.

You look to the other girls standing nearby. “Yeah, I think it would.”

Twilight turns to her friends. “Girls, lets make sure Thomas doesn't stand alone out there.”

The others all nod and walk over to stand beside you, you place your hand on Twilights back and take a deep breath.

“Let's do this!” You say and walk through the curtain. The silence was deafening. “Is this normal?” You ask Twilight.

“Let them adjust...” The crowd roars in applause and cheers. “...there we go.”

You look over the crowd and raise up a hand, the effect was instant as the crowd of ponies falls silent. You cough once into your hand before speaking, knowing this is the moment of first impression.

“Afternoon everyone! My name is Thomas Wheeler or if you prefer...” You have known about pony names and think one really fast on the spot. “....Flank Sway.” You turn to Twilight only to see her...Facehoofing? “Right, I'm not really sure what to say here as this is kind of my first time addressing a crowd of this scale. I guess the best thing I can say is you have nothing to fear from me, I'm not and do not have plans to hurt any of you.” You look out over the crowd and decide to do something drastic. You point to a unicorn mare in the front row with a young pegasis pony on her back. “You mam, could you come here for a second?” The mare points to herself. “Yes, you.” The mare cautiously walks to the stage and climbs the few steps, the mare stops a few feet from you and you bend down to seem less threatening. “I was wondering if you could help me with a little request?”

The mare looks to Twilight and her friends before focusing back on you. “Um, I guess?”

“Great!” You say, causing the mare to flinch. “Sorry, but I was wondering if I could hold your little one?”

The mares eyes go wide and she looks back at the foal, the foal seemed to be in a state of curiosity than fear.

“You want to hold my foal?” The mare asks, finally looking back at you.

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“Well for one thing she's adorable and secondly I have held only one other foal and I just want to see if all foals are cuddly and soft.” You feel a little tap on your leg and look down to see Twilight.

“Thomas, what are you doing?” Twilight whispers.

“I have some crazy weird feelings flying around in my body and they are all screaming for me to hug a foal, it's driving me nuts.” You whisper back. You look back to the mare and she to your relief was giving it some thought.

“Ok.” The mare flatly states. “Just, please be careful?” The mare picks up the foal in her magic and floats the little pony over to you.

Your heart skips a beat as the little foal holds out it's fore legs and waits for you to take it out of the magic field. You raise your arms and give the mare a look.

“Is it ok to touch the...magic?” You ask. The mare nods. “Ok.” You reach forward and take the little foal under the forelegs like you would hold a human baby by the armpits. The foal gives you a smile and you return it.

“You are funny looking.” The little pony states raising up a hoof and gesturing to your face. You bring the foal up so she could touch your cheek, the foal giggles. “It feels funny.”

You smile and give the little foal a nuzzle with your nose, the foal giggles. “I might need to shave.” You say, handing the foal back to it's mother. You turn to the crowd. “I have no conditions to stay in your town and I deserve no special treatment. All I ask is I get treated like any of you.” You step back as Twilight steps towards you.

“Thomas, I welcome you to Ponyville as a new citizen of Equestria.” Twilight bows her head and you follow suit. The crowd erupts in to cheers and hoofstomping. Twilight lifts her head up and gestures towards the curtain, you nod and walk off the stage. You hear Twilight say a few more things to the crowd before she appears back through the curtain. “That wasn't so bad was it?”

“No it wasn't, actually I would say the townponies took me pretty well considering I'm not even their species.” You reply. “I'm just glad my plan with the foal worked.”

“Yes, but why did you do it?” Twilight asked as you and the group started to head to Twilight's castle.

“I had to show that I was safe even to the littlest ponies, that's why I asked to hold the foal. Think about it what better way to say I'm friendly than to show my gentleness with a foal.” You state.

“I guess I can understand that.” Twilight says. “Oh I almost forgot! Rarity is it possible you could make more clothes for Thomas?”

Rarity squees in delight. “I would love to make more clothes for him, oh what a challenge it will be!” Rarity suddenly turn to you as her eyes light up. “When you get settled in Thomas come to my shop and I'll get you measured for some new clothes.” Rarity looks up to the town clock and gasps. “Oh my look at the time! I must be off, a very important client is stopping by today.” Rarity turns her attention to you. “Just drop by my shop anytime Thomas.” Rarity turns around and heads off back the way the group came.

You and Twilight arrive at her castle alone as the others all had other things to do before the days end. You thank each of them for their support earlier and get hugs or smiles in return.

You look up at the castle and let out a whistle of wonder. “Now that's some sight.”

Twilight giggles. “You haven't seen nothing yet!” You follow Twilight into her home. “Thomas, welcome to my home!” Twilight gestures with her hoof to the very large hallway stretching away in front of you.

You gasp and take a few steps forward, the ceiling wasn't high but it was tall enough to know a ladder wasn't going to get you up there easily. You look down the hallway to see a little purple creature standing in a doorway, the creature was twirling what seemed like claws in front of itself. You snap out of your trance as you feel Twilight nudge you with a hoof.

“You ok?”

You look to Twilight. “Yeah, I'm just shocked at how beautiful this place is.”

“It does have that effect.” Twilight continues on down the hallway and stops before the purple creature. “Thomas, this is Spike. He's my number one assistant in the castle and like a little brother to me, so no fighting.”

You hold up your hands. “Whoa, I don't fight unless I need to.”

“Good!” Twilight says as she turns her gaze back upon Spike. “Spike this is Thomas, he's a human from another world and he's come to stay with us for while.”

“G-Greetings Mr Thomas.” Spike holds out his claws and you grab them. “Nice, you have claws too!”

You laugh. “Not claws my little friend but fingers, though I am quite curious as to what species you are?”

Spike puffs out his chest. “I'm a dragon...” Twilight coughs. “...a baby dragon.”

You chuckle. “Wow, seriously! Where I'm from dragons are mythical, though we do have one giant lizard called a komodo that you would be proud of.”

“Is it big?” Spike asks.

“Eh, big enough to make people run if it chases them.” You shrug.

“Neat, can't wait to hear more about them.”

You smile. “I wouldn't see that as a problem, I don't know all about them but I can tell you what I have learned from documentaries.”

“Cool.”

Twilight walks up to you and taps your leg. “Thomas, I can show you to your room now if you like then we can get together and talk about our worlds.” You watch as Twilight's face turns into a look of hope.

You shrug. “Sure, it would be nice to know about Equestria and other nations, if any. I also wouldn't mind telling you about my world, though some of it might be confusing so you have to forgive me on that.”

Twilight was barely containing her joy and started to jump on the spot. “I would love to hear about your world and share more about ours, we might even be able to compare differences.”

You smile and ruffle Twilight's mane. “You're cute when your happy.”

Twilight sighs and looks to Spike. “Spike could you make us some refreshments? Though I would think Thomas won't eat the same things we do, can you make a varied selection of food too?”

Spike salutes. “No problem Twilight I'll get right on it.” Spike turns to you and smiles. “Do you like fruit Mr Thomas?”

“Yes, I like a lot of fruits, though I'm allergic to pineapple but anything else should be fine.”

Spike salutes again before turning on his heel and disappearing down another hallway. You feel another tap on your leg and turn to see Twilight gesturing with her hoof.

“Come on Thomas let me show you to your room.”

You follow behind Twilight and much to your surprise you couldn't take your eyes off her butt. Twilight may not be toned like Applejack or round and curvy like Rarity but she seemed to have her own certain appeal, a kind of well positioned thing going on. You look up to see Twilight looking back at you over her shoulder.

“Is something wrong Thomas?”

“No Twilight, everythings just fine.” You reply as you both start climbing a set of crystal stairs.