Master of Chaos

I awoke to an abrupt start, memories of my dream hitting my head like a brick. Of course, it was pretty stupid of me to shrink down without realizing how much Luna weighed, but at least I slept good.

Speaking of Luna, where is she?

I looked around, realizing that I was still on the beach... at night.

A chill suddenly ran up my spine, and never again would I sleep on a beach from that point on. I stood up, shaking off the sand using my magic to teleport me to Canterlot Castle. Fun fact about me; I've practically been all around the entire planet, and it is very different from Equestria. Take the Griffin Dominion for example; they're just getting themselves out of their own little starving time! Or maybe even Saddle Arabia; they're at war with Zebrica. While Equestria is all fine and dandy with their luxury bathtubs, the whole world around them is crumbling! I'm so glad I know this, because I'm going to join a war next vacation.

As my hooves touched the cold floor of the Canterlot Castle, I started trotting towards the throne room. That's when I heard a sob coming from close by and decided to investigate. As the sobbing got louder, I took notice that it was behind closed doors, and once I open the door I hope I don't find what I think I'll find.

Sucks for me, because upon opening those doors I saw a maid, bending over, tears on her face, and Blueblood with a lustful look. I stayed silent, staring in shock and disgust, and then the maid looked at me. I could tell that she didn't want this, so I said calmly, "Blueblood..."

He jumped, turning to the doorway where I was. Upon finding I was there, his pupils shrank until they were pinpricks. "H-Hello, Tyrant." He said shakily, "W-What can I-I do for you?"

"First, you can tell me what the almighty fuck you were going to do to that maid. Tell me honestly or else I'll rip your balls off and throw them in the garbage." I said sternly. I'd totally do it too.

"W-Well... you see..." He was about to say before the maid finally spoke up.

"H-He was going to have his way with me or else I would've lost my job!" Upon hearing this, I used my magic to lift Blueblood up by the scruff of his neck and threw him into the hallway.

I then turned to the maid and said, "Have a wonderful night, miss." Then I left the room, closing the door behind me.

I saw that Blueblood quickly stood up, backing away from me. "W-Wait! Tyrant! I can explain!"

I glared, transforming and lifting him up by the scruff of his neck. "The maid seemed pretty confident with her answer, and you looking at her ass didn't help either." I stated, heading towards the throne room doors.

"Tyrant, please! Don't take me to auntie Luna! She's more severe at handing out punishments than auntie Celestia!" He pleaded fearfully, trying to reach up and pry my hand off his head.

I held on, gripping harder. "Trust me, boy, I would have ripped your balls off and shoved them up your ass." I finally reached the throne room, opening the doors with my free hand and tossing the dickhead inside. I followed suit, shutting the doors behind me.

I then proceeded to the throne, where a startled Luna was sitting. "Well, this is a surprise." She stated quietly.

"If you think that's a surprise, just wait until I tell you the story of why your nephew's here." I then told her all that happened, from me hearing the sobs to entering the room. Once reaching the end of the story, Luna glared at Blueblood.

"Is this true, nephew?" She asked, keeping her cold stare on Blueblood.

"He's lying!" He shouted, pointing a hoof at me. I sighed, turning to Luna who was now giving me a cold stare.

"First off, why would I lie to somepony like you?" I asked, giving her a nonchalant look. At this, she thought for a moment, before turning back to Blueblood.

"Blueblood, if I brought the maid in here that you were going to supposedly have your way with, would she agree with Tyrant?" She again looked at Blueblood expectantly, knowing who was right and who was wrong in this predicament. Blueblood was about to speak, but stopped himself, instead sighing in a defeated manner. "That's what I thought." She then looked back up at me, "You're the one who caught him, why don't you decide his punishment."

I smirked knowingly, looking down at Blueblood. "Blueblood, because of your actions you could have hurt the Princesses' reputation, and your punishment shall be..." I paused for dramatic effect, "Janitor Work around the castle, that includes the toilets and the poo on the statues, for two weeks."

"WHAT?!" Blueblood shouted, "TWO WEEKS?!"

"Fine then, three weeks." I stated, a smirk spreading across my face.

"Alright, alright, I'll do it." He said, hanging his head in defeat. I chuckled, causing him to look up at me.

"The Maids get three weeks off, but will still be paid their wages. That way you don't have any help and it shows just how merciful I am."

Luna looked up at me with a confused look, "Since when have you been merciful?"

I looked back down at her, "I could also have him sleep on a bed of needles, branded, thrown in the dungeon, and make sure he's malnourished. Hell, I could also neuter him!" I stated with a grim smile.

Blueblood's eyes widened, "You're not going to do that, right?"

I looked back down at Blueblood, "If you do what your told, complete your punishment, show that your not a snob like the rest of the nobles, and actually be sincere about it, I wouldn't think of it." I then sat next to Luna, "Your punishment starts tomorrow, and don't even think of getting another guard to do it, because I'll inform them beforehand."

Blueblood solemnly nodded, trotting out of the throne room and finally giving me and Lulu some peace.

"Would you really do that?" Luna asked suddenly.

"Do what, exactly?" I replied.

"Neuter him, would you actually do that?"

"To keep his dick in his... whatever it's called a stallion holds it in, then yes." I said confidently, transforming into a pony.

"That seems a bit harsh, does it not?" She inquired, giving me a soft glare.

I thought for a moment; sure it seems a tad harsh, but the bastard needs to learn when and when not to fuck something.

I looked to the throne room doors, "Maybe, but he must learn, and I know for a fact that he's going to pull something."

"So..." Luna changed the subject, "Who's dream do you want to visit now?"

"What are the options?"

"Well, there's Ace Jack's, Scootaloo's, and that one Changeling you saved!" Luna said enthusiastically.

"Ace Jack probably wouldn't want to see me, and I don't have a clue who Scootaloo is, so I guess the Changeling." I stated, and we were off to visit the lad.

Dreamscape

Me and Luna landed on the dusty ground, and appeared to be in a cave of sorts. Green slime dribbled from the ceiling, which was disgusting when some of it fell on my shoulder.

"Where are we?" Luna asked, looking around.

"Changeling lair." I replied, walking deeper into the cave where I noticed a bright green glow.

Luna caught up with me, but I started to trot, then went into a full gallop when I suddenly heard cheering and a few boos. Upon finding the source of the green glow, I saw that it was a giant arena with Changelings on each end. This was like a dream come true for me! I love the fighting!

But then my joy dispersed as I noticed one of the Changelings laying on the ground, trying to get up; it was 307... I'm going to call him Dave, just because 307 is just stupid.

Dave was the one laying on the ground, and he seemed to be coughing up blood as two large Changelings slowly made their way over to him. It was pretty obvious who was winning and who was losing, but I decided to step in.

"Hey!" I yelled to the large Changelings, catching their attention. I then started sprinting towards them, hearing Luna yell after me. I didn't listen and instead kept charging. It wasn't long before the two got out of their stupor and raced towards me.

Once they were within reach, I fired a bomb of fire at the one on the left, which hit him, and punched a hole through the others' face, sending green blood everywhere. I then quickly made my way over to Dave's body, and stood him up with my magic.

"You alright?" I asked, blowing some dust off his shoulder. He nodded, and Luna ran over to us, a stern look on her face.

"Do you know the dangers of charging in like that?! You could've been killed!" She shouted at me, and I rolled my eyes.

"Alright, first of all, I CAN'T DIE! Secondly, we should discuss this outside of the Dreamscape." I replied, giving Luna a deadpan look.

She sighed, "Fine." And then we were all gone in a flash, travelling someplace I don't know of.

Ponyville

We appeared in a library of sorts, Luna landing on the ground, while I landed on a corner of a couch that hit me directly in the Royal Jewels. I then let out a pained squeal, falling to my side while covering them.

Our luck is just lovely tonight, isn't it? Pain said painfully in my mind. How ironic.

I didn't even reply, as I made my head hit the floor several times to try and ignore the pain.

"Are you alright?" Luna asked, walking over to me and leaning down to my face. I shook my head, letting out a shaky breath.

"Hello? Who's there?" A voice I recognized as Twilight's asked, and I heard her make her way down what I guessed were stairs. "Oh my gosh, is he okay?"

I opened my eyes and saw Luna turn to Twilight, "He's fine, just hit something very... sensitive on his way in."

Twilight's eyes widened, a light blush appearing on her face. "O-Oh... um... ouch." She then looked over to Dave, her face faltering. "Oh no, what happened?"

I slowly got up, switching into my original form. "We pulled him out of a Nightmare." I then walked over to Dave, put a hand on his head, and healed his wounds almost instantly. I then proceeded to heal myself, taking the pain away from the South Pole.

Twilight sighed, turning back to Luna. "Anyways, what did you want exactly, Princess?"

"Nothing, but I must recommend keeping an eye on your friend here." She stated, gesturing towards the Changeling.

"Yeah," I continued, "Dave's got some serious Nightmares that make me want to be in them."

Twilight looked at me questionably, "Dave?"

"Yes, that's the name I gave my Changeling buddy over here." I said, patting Dave's side. I then made my way over to the couch and laid on it. "By the way, I want to stay here for a few days, check out the sites, maybe even make a few friends."

Luna looked absolutely flabbergasted, "What? Out of all the places you'd want to stay, you want to stay here?"

I nodded, "Yep! Besides, it wouldn't hurt to get to know the Element Bearers a little more, eh?" I said slyly, turning to Twilight. I then noticed Luna's glare, putting my hands up in defense. "I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding."

"Good," Luna stated, turning to Twilight. She then leaned down to Twilight's ear, and whispered, "If he does anything that is either harmful in any way, just yell my name and I'll appear." Twilight nodded, watching as Luna teleported someplace.

I chuckled, changing into a sitting position on the couch. "We're going to have so much fun, aren't we Twilight?" I asked rhetorically. "Just think of all the things we'll do; we could go annoy Dash, listen to Ace's stories, or maybe even help Applejack on the farm!"

Twilight sighed, "Luna, why did you leave me with him?!"