Master of Chaos

Ponyville

The Mane Six were asking a certain Changeling questions when they saw a large figure with wings fly overhead. Upon recognizing the figure, Twilight turned to Rainbow Dash and commanded, "Go see what he's doing!"

The rainbow maned Pegasus nodded and took off towards the 'Reformed' villain. The remaining five looked at each other with worried looks and Applejack asked, "What ya think he's doin' Twi?"

The mare in question took a look at Tyrant then turned her attention back to Applejack, "I don't know, Applejack. He could be retreating right now, or he might actually have a reason for flying away."

Applejack was about to ask another question until Rainbow Dash came back with a worried expression on her face, "Where's Luna?"

"In Canterlot, why? Did he tell you something important?" Twilight asked curiously, returning the mare's look. Rainbow Dash didn't answer and instead took off towards Canterlot, leaving the five mares, plus a Changeling and three fillies, dumbfounded.

"Should we head to Canterlot?" Rarity asked, still looking at the direction Rainbow Dash flew. The group nodded and gathered around Twilight,  waiting for her to teleport them to Canterlot.

In a flash of white light, they were all gone.

Princess Celestia and Luna were at their thrones, doing nothing and were awaiting for the Changelings in Ponyville to be dealt with.

The doors to the throne room were thrown open, revealing Rainbow Dash who was breathing heavily.

"Princess... Luna..." She said between breaths, making her way over to the midnight blue Alicorn.

"Yes...?" She asked, giving the Pegasus a confused look.

Rainbow Dash's breaths steadied and she looked up at Luna, "Tyrant told me to tell you that the Nightmare was free. He's flying towards the Badlands right now to fight him, actually."

Luna's eyes widened and she turned to one of the guards at the doors, commanding, "Get the elite guard! Tell them that they need to report to the throne room immediately!" She looked back at Rainbow Dash, "Thank you for telling us Rainbow Dash, he doesn't know how much trouble he is going to get himself into right now."

Rainbow Dash nodded and turned to leave, but Princess Celestia stood up and said, "Get the rest of the Elements for us also; we're going to need as much firepower as possible."

Rainbow Dash nodded again and was about to fly away until a white light flashed and revealed the five mares she was about to get.

"Why did you leave us?!" Twilight asked, giving her friend an annoyed look.

Luna cleared her throat, catching Twilight's attention, and explained, "Rainbow Dash gave us urgent news about where Tyrant was going. And let me tell you that it isn't good." Twilight was about to ask another question but was cut off by Celestia, "It's the Nightmare, Twilight. The same entity that turned my sister to Nightmare Moon."

Twilight was about to ask something else but was cut off by the throne room doors bursting open, revealing about twenty armored ponies; ten Earth Ponies, five Pegasi, and five Unicorns. All of them were wearing red armor and they all had a half-sun half-moon insignia planted on their chest plates.

They saluted the Princesses before they all turned to each other and started discussing their plans. The Mane Six turned back to the Princesses and waited for their commands.

"You six got the Changelings in Ponyville dealt with?" Luna asked, looking at the six mares expectantly. They nodded, "Good. You'll be with me and my sister, understand?" Again, they nodded, "Alright."

A few minutes later, they were all ready. Once they were out, they made their way towards the three chariots, each one holding up to ten ponies.

I started flying over the desert, not taking my eyes off of a black dragon that stood tall. It's eyes were on me, and I knew exactly who it was; the Nightmare. The motherfucker was going to cheat and try and kill me in a dragon form. Well two can play at that game; I would just use my original form, a.k.a. the thirty foot tall monster.

Three major facts about the Nightmare; he could feel pain, but you have to hit him very hard physically, hit him with a powerful ball of magic, or punch him hard in the jewels. Another is that he could transform into anything he pleased. Finally, he was the only being known to the planet, apart from me, who couldn't die.

I landed in front of him, matching his form with my gigantic size.

"Nice to see you again, Tyrant. Tell me; have you come here to work for me again?" Nightmare asked, filing his claws on his scales.

I looked up at him and glared daggers, "Not in a thousand years." He looked up and chuckled, just like me when I got cocky.

"Tyrant, you should know, out of all creatures, that turning down an offer like that could get you killed." He said, a crooked smile making it's way on his face.

I chuckled and made my towards him, my feet making the ground beneath me crack and shake.

When he was within arms reach, I quickly grabbed onto his muzzle and threw him into the ground. I smiled victoriously, but stopped when he opened his wings and, with a powerful beat of his wings, he came off the ground and landed a punch on my stomach. I grunted, grabbing his arms and head butting him. He was dazed, so I took advantage of that and kicked him in the gut. He saw this coming and grabbed my foot. He then used the momentum to his advantage and threw me to a large mountain. I coughed and fell onto my stomach, pain searing through my spine. I coughed again and pushed myself off the ground and faced my enemy, only to find that he wasn't there. If he wasn't in front of me or below me, then he was above.

I quickly looked up and saw Nightmare looking off at the horizon, a smug look on his face.

"You never told me we were going to have company." He said, turning back to me and snapping his fingers. In seconds, I was wrapped in some sort of force field and forced to my knees. My eyes widened with worry as my eyes landed on three massive carriages, one holding Luna, Celestia, the Mane Six, and Ace.

"Don't you lay a claw on her." I said angrily, my rage building up as I saw his eyes land on Luna.

"Oh don't worry, she'll see everypony she cares about die before her." He said, picking me up and flying over to the carriages.

-----------------------A Bit of A Distance Away---------------------

The Princess Sisters, along with the Mane Six and Ace, looked on in horror as they watched Tyrant get forced to his knees by a black dragon. They were all in the carriages, waiting to be dropped off at the battlefield.

When the dragon turned to face them, it put a smug grin. It then turned back to Tyrant and snapped it's fingers, encasing Tyrant in some sort of force field. Celestia got the attention of the Pegasi pulling the carriage and told them to land. They obliged and dove down to land.

Upon making contact, Luna jumped out and started running at the black dragon with rage filled eyes. The dragon lifted Tyrant off the ground and flew over to her, the same smug look on it's muzzle.

Luna growled, and ran faster.

-----------------------Tyrant's POV---------------------------

Nightmare landed in front of Luna and set me down on the ground, allowing me to see Luna clearly.

"Hello Luna, remember me?" Nightmare asked, giving her a tooth bearing grin. I tried to break free of the magic, but to no avail.

"Nightmare... let him go." Luna commanded, glaring daggers at Nightmare like he was her nemesis. Then again, he did turn her into Nightmare Moon...

"Nah, I'd rather let him suffer and let you watch all the ponies that you care about die before your very eyes." Nightmare responded, chuckling wickedly.

I looked into Luna's eyes and she looked into mine. I quickly averted my gaze and looked at the ground, ashamed for not killing the bastard the first second I saw him.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have roughly twenty ponies to kill." He said, casually walking past Luna, but Luna stepped in front of him and pushed him back with a hoof.

"No."

Nightmare looked at Luna angrily and raised his fist... then punched her in the muzzle, sending her to the ground.

Something in me snapped and I roared out in rage, suddenly getting a boost of power. I broke free of the force field and sprinted towards Nightmare. He quickly turned around, only to get a punch to his dragon muzzle. Before he hit the ground, I grabbed his leg and bit into his thigh. Once I heard a scream of pain come from Nightmare, I tore out a chunk of the scales and muscle that I bit and spat it out into the sand. It quickly evaporated into a dark mist and flew off into the Badlands. I then grabbed Nightmare by the neck and raised a fist, preparing to punch him in the gut, hard. When my fist landed on his stomach, I could literally see my fist come out the other side of him. I ripped my fist out and watched him look down at his stomach and cough up dark blood.

"I'm going to enjoy this, Nightmare." I said darkly, throwing him onto his stomach. I grabbed his head and stepped on his back, pulling as hard as I could. He screamed as loud as his lungs would allow him, but I kept pulling. I watched as the scales on his neck started snapping and falling off, revealing the soft skin of his dragon form. I pulled harder, watching as his head slowly came off. His spine slowly revealed itself as his head got farther and farther from the rest of his body. I pulled as hard as I could and fell backwards, his head and spine in my hand. He had a horrified expression on his face, and his spine had dark blood all over it.

I took a glance down at the body his head and spine were once connected to and saw that dark blood was everywhere around his body. Then I heard groaning and turned to see Luna slowly open her eye. I sprinted over to her and sat down next to her head, slowly petting her mane so she could feel safe while I waited for somepony to come over.

I suddenly felt exhausted and collapsed onto my back, breathing heavily.

I probably was suffering from magic exertion because I ripped Nightmare's head off, but I guessed that was what I got for raging on him.

As I was about to pass out, I saw the Mane Six and Celestia run over to Luna. I grinned, but it quickly disappeared as I passed out.

---------------------Third Person POV---------------------

The Mane Six, along with Princess Celestia, watched in horror as Tyrant fell over with Nightmare's dragon head in his hand. They were all shocked and scared, trembling slightly when they saw Tyrant run over to Luna and pet her mane.

They were about to say something, but Tyrant suddenly fell over and breathed heavily. The Mane Six didn't know what was wrong with him, but Celestia knew all too well what it was; Magic Exertion. And judging by the way and strength he showed in tearing Nightmare's head off, she could tell that he used a ton of his magic.

They tore themselves out of their daze and sprinted over to Luna, who was now coughing next to Tyrant.

Upon reaching her, Celestia leaned over and nuzzled her sisters cheek. Luna coughed and cracked her eye open, staring straight into Celestia's.

"Is the Nightmare gone, sister?" Luna asked cautiously.

"Yes, Luna. Tyrant made sure of that." Suddenly, Luna's eyes shot open and she turned her head over to Tyrant. She noticed that he was asleep, and smiled softly. She turned back to Celestia for a moment, then turned her attention to the Mane Six.

"Sorry you had to witness that, " She apologized, "Tyrant can get a bit... serious at times."

The Mane Six sighed with relief and Twilight walked over to her, "It's alright, Princess. We understand. But shouldn't we get him to a hospital or something?"

Luna shook her head, "No, he can create his own magic as well as heal his own wounds. As for getting him someplace else, we'll take him to the palace."

Celestia lifted Luna up into the air with her magic, then she walked over to a carriage and placed her inside. Celestia turned back to Tyrant and realized that he was too large to fit into any of the carriages.

She thought for a moment, rubbing a hoof against her chin. After a few seconds of hard thinking, she went with the last resort; carry him to the palace with magic.

She turned to Twilight and said, "I'll have to carry Tyrant to the palace with my magic. Don't worry though, I've lifted heavier creatures than him."

Twilight nodded and walked over to a carriage, her friends close behind. Upon entering the carriage, the door was shut by Luna and the carriage took off towards the sky.

Celestia turned back to Tyrant, who was still unconscious, and lifted him up in her magic. Then she opened her wings and took off towards Canterlot, not taking a look back at the corpse of the Nightmare.

--------------------FAST FORWARDING TO CANTERLOT--------------------

Celestia laid Tyrant down on the ground in front of the carriage take-off zone, breathing heavily. Carrying a very large... thing, can do that to a pony. What he was... she didn't know. Note to self; she thought, Ask what his species is called.

She smiled warmly and turned towards the guards that had huddled around her. Her eyes fell on a white pony covered in purple armor with a  dark blue mane.

"Captain," she said softly, catching the guard in question's attention, "If he wakes up, do not harm him. Simply direct him to the throne room."

Shining Armor gave her an odd look, asking, "Why? Shouldn't we be taking precautions like arresting or putting it in shackles?"

Celestia voice became more serious, "He is no longer a criminal. In fact, he has actually defeated one of the most deadliest entities known to Equestria. I do believe you didn't get the memo?" Celestia chuckled.

Shining Armor sighed and turned to the other guards, ordering, "Do not harm this... thing, when it awakes! Understand?!"

With a loud 'Yes, sir!' from all the guards, plus a quick salute, the all started circling the large creature. Shining turned back to Celestia and reassured her, "You can go back to your duties, Princess. We'll take it from here."

Celestia nodded made her way to the door that led to a very large hallway. After she closed the door behind her, she found Luna walking her way.

"Hello, sister." Luna said, stopping in front of Celestia, "How is Tyrant?"

"Fine. What about the Elements?"

"They're back in Ponyville." Luna said, gesturing towards what she believed was the direction of Ponyville.

"Good, but how are walking around when you seemed so weak when you got in the carriage?" Celestia asked, giving her sister a quizzical look.

"Twilight did a healing spell and a magic transfusion on me."

"Ah... well, if you need me I'll be in the throne room." Celestia walked around Luna and started trotting to the area in question.

"Wait, sister!" Luna called out, catching Celestia's attention, "How long until Tyrant wakes up?"

Celestia raised a hoof to her chin and thought hard, thinking of the span of times he could awake. After a few moments of deep thought, she answered, "Roughly five hours, which means somewhere around midnight."

Luna giggled happily and made her way to her room, prancing happily. She was excited that she was going to spend time with Tyrant while she worked, it would definitely be entertaining if she brought him with her in the Dreamscape.

Upon entering her room, she looked towards the window. It was late afternoon, so she could sleep for until it was time for her to awake. She turned to her bed and made her way towards it. Upon reaching her bed, she jumped on top of it, quickly covering herself in the blanket that sat on top of it.

Slowly, she closed her eyes, sending herself to her own dream.

----------9 Hours Later, Tyrant's POV----------

My eyes fluttered open, taking in a sight that could only be described as a welcome party; guards pointing spears at me.

I slowly got up but stopped halfway when my forehead hit the ceiling. I then realized that I was still very large, so I shape shifted into my pony form. Now I saw just how many guards there were around me; roughly ten or fifteen. I smirked at them and said in my most calm voice, "Hello."

They all flinched apart from a guard that was in purple armor instead of the gold that most of them wore. He was a Unicorn with a dark blue mane and tail who appeared to be high rank judging by the way he looked compared to the rest.

He cleared his throat and stated, "Princess Celestia told us to direct you to the throne room, sir."

I looked over to the nearest opening that led outside and saw that it was nighttime, so why would Celestia stay up at that hour? I shrugged to myself and turned to the high ranked guard, nodding once I made eye contact. He nodded back and led me through the halls that led to the throne room.

While we were walking, I asked, "What is your name?"

He turned his head to me, still walking towards the throne room, "Shining Armor, Captain of the Royal Guard. What's yours?"

I, like him, kept walking, "My name is Tyrant, strongest creature on the planet, and the coltfriend of Princess Luna."

"You got Princess Luna to get with you?" He asked in a surprised tone.

I nodded, giving him a joking smile, "Yeah, why?"

He faced forward, a look of surprise on his face,"Because it's pretty hard to get the Princess to go out with you."

I smirked confidently, "Not really. I mean, I am a handsome stallion that makes the mares go crazy." Shining rolled his eyes and chuckled, his eyes still facing forward. After a few more seconds, he asked, "Got any relatives?"

I looked at him like he was crazy, "Does it look like I have relatives? Then again, I was created by something..."

He stopped and turned to me, "You mean to tell me you've never seen your parents?" I nodded, confirming his question. He looked sad for a moment and said, "Sorry to hear that..."

I waved him off and started walking towards the throne room, yelling back, "I don't care either way!" A few seconds later, I heard a very loud sigh come from behind me. I smirked and kept walking towards the throne room, acting like I didn't have a care in the world. A few long minutes of walking later, I realized that I was at the throne room doors and that Shining was supposed to be escorting me. I shrugged, not like he's gonna lose his job, right?

I was about to walk in but a two ponies dressed in dark purple armor stepped in front of me. They had slitted eyes that gave them a vampony appearance and had bat-like wings. I also noticed that they had a pair of fairly long fangs. The one on the left yelled, "Halt! State your business!"

I rolled my eyes, "I'm here to see the Princess, for she had called for me." They gave me a look that told me that they weren't believing me. I sighed again and stated, "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Easy way is that you let me through that door so I can see the Princess, and the hard way is that I send your asses flying into the throne room to prove my point. So what's it gonna be?"

They looked at each other for a moment, then bursted into laughter. I sighed in a annoyed manner, stretching my wings and clearing my throat. They looked at me, then they laid their eyes on my wings, then the horn, then back to me. I put my wings back to their original position and asked again, "I'll ask again; may I see the Princess?"

They looked at my wings and horn again before quickly turning to the door. They put their hooves on it, but one turned to me asking, "If you're an Alicorn, how come we haven't heard of you yet?"

"Because I'm that fucking special, now open the door." I stated in an annoyed tone, frowning slightly. They hesitantly opened the door, allowing my ears to hear a loud creek in the process. Upon it opening, I saw beams of moonlight shine from the windows that were aligned along the walls. They beams led straight to the throne where Princess... Luna was sitting?

She looked over to me and waved, yelling, "Hello, Tyrant! Come have a seat next to me!" She patted a cushion that was right next to the throne. I shrugged and trotted over to her, smirking playfully.

When I was seated next to her, I asked, "What are you doing up at this hour, everypony's asleep right now."

She kissed me on the muzzle and said, "That's why I'm here; I watch over the ponies during the night and go into a pony's dream." That was a lot to take in; she could go into a pony's dream? Damn, I wished I had that power.

"So how do you do it? Go into a pony's dream, I mean." I asked, giving her a quizzical look. She giggled softly and said, "I can show you, but I don't know who's dream to go into."

"What are the choices?"

"Well, there's three right now; Discord's dreams, Scootaloo's dreams, and Tia's dreams." She answered.

"Who's Scootaloo, exactly?" I asked. I'd never heard of her before, maybe because I hadn't been around for an eternity.

"You know the orange Pegasus filly you saved?" I nodded, "Well that's her."

"Oh... well I want to see what Discord's up to." I said, stretching my wings. She nodded and closed her eyes, her horn glowing for a moment while she did. A few seconds later, she said, "We're in."

I looked around, confused for a moment, until my eyes landed on a window where the sky was covered by pink clouds raining chocolate milk. I chuckled, Best. Thing. EVER! I also noticed that the land was checkered and random buildings were either upside down, sideways, or falling from the sky.

I turned back to Luna and asked, "Wanna teleport to him instead of walking?" She nodded, and I snapped my fingers.

In a white flash of light, we were at Discord's location. But he was sitting on a throne that had to large rubies at the top which made them look like a pair of eyes. There was also two antlers sticking out of the top along with an iron plating covering the top apart from the rubies and antlers. And sitting in that very throne, was you-know-who.

I smirked, giving him a joking look, "Discord, old pal. Haven't seen you in ages!"

This caught his attention and he jumped slightly, turning his head so fast that he'd make Pinkie Pie proud. Upon seeing me, he smiled back, "Haven't seen you in awhile either, Tyrant!"

He snapped his fingers and appeared in front of me and Luna, giving me a happy smile but frowned upon looking at Luna, "What are you doing here?"

Luna seemed a tad frightened but answered, "I am here because Tyrant wanted to come into your dreams. As ruler of the night, it is my duty to make sure you aren't planning anything."

He chuckled softly and turned to me, "You still destroying towns and cities, Tyrant?" I shook my head, to which he frowned, "You have got to be kidding me..."

"I kid you not, Discord. I'm the good guy now, and you know what that means?" I asked, wiggling a finger in his face, "No insane chaos for you or else you get a free ticket on the pain-train!" I chuckled at my own little joke, but Discord kept his frown.

"Why, pray tell, would you join the ponies instead of create extreme collateral damage?" Discord asked. I pointed my finger at Luna and she smiled brightly. Discord's face fell and he face (clawed?), "You're her coltfriend, aren't you?"

"Yep." I reassured him, giving him a big grin. He sighed disapprovingly, slowly removing his claw from his face.

"What else has happened?" He asked, to which I happily answered. I filled him in on what had happened at Ponyville with the Changelings and my encounter with Chrysalis. "You ate a ball of magic?!" He asked, absolutely amazed. I nodded and he sighed, "What else happened?" I told him of how I traveled to the Badlands to find and eliminate Nightmare, how it went south for me, and how Nightmare was defeated by my rage. "Love is a beautiful thing, " Discord commented, "And it's also the best kind of Chaos."

"So how's being in stone working for you?" I asked, resting my hands on my hips.

He shrugged, "It gets kinda boring when there isn't really anypony to mess with, especially when I wake up. I mean, I can't even use any of my powers! Not even in my dreams!" He expressed the last statement with hand gestures.

I looked over to Luna, giving her an incredulous look, "Seriously?" She nodded. I shook my head and asked, "Apart from taking his powers away and turning him to stone, what else did you take and give to him?"

"Well, " She started, "We, as in Tia and I, also allowed him to awake in the stone. He also gets free visits from me and Tia whenever we want." I nodded approvingly, much to Discord's disappointment.

I turned to Discord, who was now beaming happily,  and asked cautiously, "Why are you suddenly happy?"

He started chuckling crazily, nearly falling on his back. Once he got his bearings, he stated, "I need to talk to Tyrant. Privately."

I nervously looked over to Luna, who was also nervous, and shrugged. She caught my shrug and shook her head, but I playfully nodded. I faced forward and made my way over to Discord. Upon reaching him, I asked, "What's up?"

He looked over to Luna and snapped his fingers. In a white flash, Luna was gone.

I was absolutely speechless, mainly because I didn't know what to do and was surprised that... nevermind, Discord will always lie. I was feeling to major emotions; Rage and Worry.

I turned to Discord, practically growling, "Where is she?!"

He turned to me and smiled, "No need to worry about that, Tyrant old pal."

I transformed into my original form and wrapped my hand around his neck,  bringing his head close to mine, "You will tell me, or else I'll turn this dream into a goddamn NIGHTMARE!"

He flinched at the last word, nervously chuckling, "She's fine... I only used my magic to get her away for a few moment."

I slowly eased my grip around his neck, but didn't let go, "Tell me what you wanted to tell me."

I cleared his throat, pointing at the hand wrapped around his neck. I rolled my eyes and released him, letting him drop to the ground with a *thump*. He quickly got up dusted himself off, and asked, "You know how old I am, Tyrant?"

I was slightly surprised; the question caught me completely off guard. "No."

"Well I've been around for millions of years. Millions." I rolled my eyes, not because I didn't believe him, but mainly because he tried to make himself look wise and powerful.

"Continue."

"Well, out of my entire lifetime, I have found many things, including things that can create Chaos just for being around. What I wanted to tell you is that I want to make a proposition," I raised an eyebrow at Discord, "I want you to bring at least six creatures to this world. If you do, I will give you some of my magic so you can gain all of my powers. I will also free Luna from her little prison. If you don't agree, I'll just have to destroy everything you hold dear, including Luna."

I growled, grabbing him by his neck and lifting him in the air, "Why shouldn't I just kill you now then?! Huh?!"

"Because," He said wrapping his claws around my arm, "I trapped her inside my mind." As those words left his lips, I tightened my grip around his neck. That was two times that he lied to me, and my patience was starting to slowly fade away.

"I'll give you one more chance, Discord; let her go or else I'll torture you to DEATH!" I exclaimed, glaring at the bastard.

He simply chuckled, to which I growled. He spoke up, smiling at me. "You know I can't die, right?" I nodded, to which his face instantly paled. "You aren't going to-GRK!" I tightened my grip around his throat, smiling wickedly.

"Yes, I am going to torture you until you free her. I don't sleep by the way, which means eternal pain for you." I stated, putting him in a choke hold and teleporting outside of his mind.

We appeared in my mind, which had a chair that Discord was strapped to and a few torture tools on the side. There was a light hanging over him that flickered every now and again, giving my torture room inside my head a scary atmosphere. I knew Discord was very scared, mainly because he was sweating bullets and looking around nervously.

"You going to free her, or do I have to torture you till it happens? I asked, my voice suddenly turning demonic.

Discord put on his brave face and yelled, "NEVER!"

I chuckled, "Glad you said that." I then grabbed some pliers, walking up to him and grabbing his head. Once he opened his mouth to scream, I used the pliers to grip onto his large tooth, pulling upwards to which Discord screamed in pain. I repeated the process, pulling his tooth upwards and downwards until it came out with a sickening *shlick*. He was on the verge of tears, trying to move his hands so that he could grip onto his now bloody mouth. I then got him to look at me, and dangled the tooth in front of his face, saying calmly, "This will be the rest of your teeth unless you free Luna, Discord. This is your final warning until I take every tooth in your mouth and put them in a jar. Now tell me, are you going to free Luna? Or do you want a necklace made of your teeth?"

"I'LL FREE HER! I'LL FREE HER! JUST DON'T HURT ME ANYMORE!" Discord exclaimed, snapping his fingers. Suddenly, Luna appeared next to me, nearly gagging at the sight of Discord.

"Tyrant! What have you done?!" Luna asked, covering her face with a hoof but glaring at me.

"Hey, you're the one that got captured by Discord. I had to do something to free you. Besides, what's wrong with a little torture to free the one I love from almost dying?" I asked, making it a rhetorical question.

"Wait, what do you mean 'almost dying'?" She asked cautiously, and I filled her in with what Discord was going to do. She then glared at Discord, before noticing where we were. "Where are we, exactly?"

"My head." I said, hugging Luna and teleporting out of my head, leaving Discord there.

We appeared in Luna's room, where I was happy to be. I quickly morphed into my pony form, turning to Luna who was giving me a sultrily look.

BONER ENGAGED! A voice in my head stated. I didn't know whether it was Discord or my subconscious, but I was to stunned to pay it any attention. Luna literally walked over to me, lifted me up in her magic, threw me onto her bed, and we got busy.

Fuck you perverts! God, I bet you're getting a boner just by reading this, ain't ya? I ain't going to be doing any clops. Letting your fantasies roam wild is your choice, but NO CLOP!