Master of Chaos

Since I don't have to sleep, I stayed up all night while I kept wondering why Luna wanted to bang me last night. I mean, I understood that she missed me and all, but if Luna wasn't crazy she'd do it the night after. Unless she was in he- OH FUCK NO!

I quickly leaned up and looked over to Luna, who was sound asleep. I was not ready for this kind of responsibility, yet it was inevitable now. She was going to be pregnant, have a foal, and that'd make me a father! Most ponies would think this was an amazing thing, but for me, it was fucking nerve racking. Thoughts started passing through my head as to what the child would look like; it'd most likely have a black or dark blue mane and tail, plus a black coat and slitted eyes. I smiled; my child was going to be AWESOME!

My sudden happiness awoke Luna, to whom I turned to. She gave me an odd look, asking, "Why are you still up? And why are you smiling?"

I chuckled a bit, "I'm up because I don't usually sleep, and I'm smiling because... wait, are you in heat?"

She blushed a bit, chuckling nervously and replying with a sheepish smile, "Yes."

I nodded approvingly, much to her surprise, continuing, "I'm smiling because I can't stop thinking whether or not you're going to be pregnant, plus the look on Celestia's face when she learns I banged her sister."

She chuckled a little at that. "I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant, you can always check if I am."

I smirked, letting my horn light up and using my powers to check. Upon learning whether or not she was pregnant, my face fell, to which I turned to Luna, who was looking worried.

"Am I pregnant?" She asked, and I kept a solemn look.

Suddenly, I shouted, "Yes!" Then I quickly wrapped her in a hug, laughing happily. She followed suit, returning the gesture. I was so glad to have a child. Forget what I said before, I loved it! I had only been free from my stone prison for a day and a half, but already things were looking up! Apart from my fight with the Changelings, Nightmare, and Discord of course.

I pulled away from the hug, laying back down. Then Luna put her head on my chest. "Wanna know something, Luna?"

"What?"

"I'm feeling two things right now; happiness and nervousness. Both are normal for this kind of thing, but I'm not used to having the nervous feeling."

"Why not?"

"Because it's like... I don't know, probably just because I haven't felt it in a long time."

She lifted her head off my chest and looked into my eyes, asking, "When was the last time you felt it?"

I thought for a moment, scratching my neck with a hoof. "I don't know, maybe one thousand years ago? I don't know." I finished, shrugging.

"You are one handsome villain, Tyrant." She said, planting a kiss on my lips. I quickly returned the gesture, putting a small smile on my face.

I pulled back the kiss, planting a hoof on her shoulder. "More handsome than Sombra?" She nodded. "Alright, just checking." I kissed her, then noticed that the sun had arisen to start the morning. Once we finished kissing, I got out of the bed, much to Luna's chagrin.

"What's wrong?" She asked, hoping out of bed but obviously not realizing that it's morning.

I pointed a wing at the window, where light was coming in. She followed the direction the wing was pointing and then realized that it was morning. She chuckled sheepishly, "Sorry, didn't know."

I waved her off, turning to the door and waiting for Luna to follow. "I'm hungry, you're probably hungry, so let's get something to eat." She nodded, following me out the door and to the dining room.

While we were walking, I received a few glares from a couple of guards, but that stopped as soon as Luna glared right back at them. I was comfortable around Luna, especially when she made a situation from bad to better, like the one that had just occurred. It was sweet, but I really wanted to get into a fight with the jackasses just to see how good they are at fighting.

I was drawn out of my thoughts when my face hit something and I fell down. I opened my eyes, only to see Luna with an odd look on her face. "You okay?"

I nodded, getting back on my hooves and looking around to see what hit me. I soon realized that I hit my face on the door that led to the dining room. After giving myself a face-meet-hoof moment, I pushed the doors open, taking in a rather tasty sight; there was a large table, stretching from one end of the room to the other. On the table was all kinds of delicious treats; Cake, Cupcakes, Brownies, Fruits, and Vegetables. The shittiest thing about being a pony is that you can't eat meat, which was going to be a pain in my ass very soon. I really hope my kid's an omnivore, so then I would be able to eat meat again, especially ham.

I was quickly drawn out of my thoughts when Luna politely coughed, catching my attention. I noticed that she had already taken a seat, right next to her sister. By the way, Celestia looked pissed, but she did a good job concealing it.

I trotted over to Luna and sat next to her, using my magic to lift a brownie over to me. It came halfway before it was vaporized to a pile of ashes by Celestia. I watched as it slowly drifted down onto the table, my thoughts getting erased and being replaced by anger.

I quickly turned to Celestia, glaring daggers and growling slightly. Celestia was doing the same. I was mere seconds away from losing my shit until Luna turned to Celestia and stating, "That's not very nice, Sister." No, really?

Celestia looked down to her sister, her glare quickly intensifying. "I know it wasn't very nice, but it was you who mated with him! I do not approve of this, and I never will!" Straight forward, much?

Luna seemed calmer than ever, as if she already planned for this to happen. "I don't care if you don't approve of this, Sister, but I do care about the way you treat my coltfriend. Now would you please apologize for burning his brownie?" Celestia looked like she was going to go insane, before taking a deep breath and turning to me.

"I'm sorry, Tyrant, I shouldn't of done that. It was very rude of me and, again, I am sorry. Do you accept my apology?"

I nodded, "Yep." She looked at me with a mixture of confusion and surprise, to which I snickered at.

"You're forgiving me? Just like that?" She asked, and I nodded. She didn't know how to respond, so we sat there for a few seconds, silence deciding to do a flyby. Since none of us were talking, I decided to lean back in my chair and close my eyes, entering my mind to see just who was talking in there.

I opened my eyes and saw that I was indeed in my mind; fog and tall grass was everywhere. Spooky. I snapped my fingers, causing the landscape to fade into white. Now that everything was white, I should've been able to find the loud-mouth that was occupying my mind. I stared in one direction, using my main vision and peripheral vision to wait for movement. Upon seeing nothing, I turned to the opposite side, only to find a face that looked almost exactly like mine. Upon realizing how close it was to my face, I took a step back, cocking my head to the side.

The creature actually kinda looked like me in my original form, if you exclude the long black hair, light skin, robe, and breasts, that is. It was definitely a 'she' based off what I stated about it having boobs, so I decided to role with that. She looked at me oddly before smiling softly. "Hello, I'm Benevolence! The Kind part of your head. And you're Tyrant, I presume?"

I was speechless, trying to think of what to say. She was in my mind, so there were some security issues I had to fix. But the important thing right now was that she was here, and she needed to be dealt with. I slightly frowned, walking up to her. "Indeed, I am. Now how the fuck did you get in here?"

She looked taken aback by this for a split second, before giggling and pinching my cheek. "Silly Tyrant, I've been in here ever since you were created! You just haven't noticed!"

I removed her hand from my cheek, frowning slightly. "How do I know you're not lying?"

She shrugged, "You don't, and it's your choice what happens here and now. Although there is two other entities in your head as we speak." My eyes instantly widened and I looked around, seeing nothing but white. I chuckled lightly, turning to her. "Nothing but white as far as the eye can see."

She rolled her eyes, sticking out her tongue. "You haven't looked up, Tyrant." I froze, slowly looking up. Upon pulling my neck back as far as it could go, I saw a black figure that also resembled me in my original form. It seemed to not have a face, but it's eyes were still there and looked to be made out of smoke. It was a guy, judging by the way he had no boobs. He had blood red eyes, accompanied with feline-like pupils. He dropped down in front of me, keeping his blood red eyes locked onto mine, all without blinking.

"My name's Pain, I'm the... let's say, 'mean', part of your head. Like when you were torturing Discord, that was mostly me." He said, even though he didn't have a mouth. His voice was a little raspy and a bit low, like that of a demon's. His story was easier to believe rather than Benevolence's, but didn't she say there were two other entities in here?

"Yes, she did." A calm, masculine voice said behind me, to which I quickly spun around. I was greeted with, yet again, another person that looked similar to me in, you guessed it, my original form. His skin was grey and plain, making him seem boring. He looked very skinny compared to what I usually looked like, like he lost his muscle mass. He coughed in a sick manner, leaning forward. "You must understand that my time here is going to be short, so I need to tell you some things."

I looked at him oddly, cocking my head to the side. "What do you mean?"

"There is a creature coming this way, Orion, a creature that is stronger than you or the Princesses." He looked up at me with a serious look in his eyes. "The creature's name is Samuel Woods, and he is also called 'Brain Freeze' on his home planet." I was about to ask something until he cut me off. "I know what you're capable of, Orion. But I'm warning you this day because he is stronger than you. You will run into him in the far future, but you must be ready at all times. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be off." He was quickly shrouded in a black mist, rising into the air. I was about to ask something else, but he suddenly disappeared.

I sighed, turning back to the other figures that were both different pieces of my head. I was getting tired of this. In my head! I sighed once again, snapping my fingers and turning the empty white void into a forest. We were now in a clearing and it was peaceful, especially with the pond in the center.

Benevolence and Pain looked around oddly, before turning their attention to me. I snapped my fingers again, causing three rocks to pop out of the ground. They formed a circle, to which I took a seat on one. The other two followed suit, taking a seat on the unoccupied seats. Once I knew their attention was on me and nothing else, I sat straight. "We're going to make a few ground rules about what and what not you can do when I'm not in here, alright?" They both nodded, to which I let out a small grin. "Alright." I used my powers to create a small book filled with all the rules, which there was only ten. The book was called, 'Rules of O's Mind'. I tossed it over to Pain, mainly because he would hate them more then Benevolence.

He caught the book in his hand, then he opened it and read it out loud. "Rule 1: Do NOT hurt or break anything inside my brain, for it will probably give me a migraine and I would have to pay the culprit a visit. Rule 2: When I'm having a problem deciding what to do, you two will help me, whether it be advice or full control of my body. Rule 3: If Luna visits my head, you may talk, act, and do whatever you please, unless you decide to have sex with or rape Luna. If this happens, you can kiss your sorry ass goodbye. Rule 4: If you two decide to have sex in my head, do it when I'm asleep. I want you to do it at that time because I will not have to vomit in real life. Rule 5, Pain's Rule: Feel free to do whatever you please in my head while I'm awake, except sex, because that's fucking nasty. Rule 6, B's Rule: When we're at a Party, I want you to go into my head and find a song to which we'll sing at said party. Rule 7: Since I'm having a child, I expect you guys to help me raise it, for it is your offspring too." He closed the book, frowning slightly. "Was Rule Number Four necessary?"

I nodded, standing up and stretching slightly. "I have to wake up, Luna's probably worried sick about how long I've been asleep."

They both nodded, but Benevolence quickly stated, "We'll be using your senses while you're awake."

I nodded, quickly being engulfed by white and I woke up.

My eyes fluttered open, to which I realized that I was all alone in the Dining Hall. They must of left me because I fell asleep and they didn't want to wake me, or they took their verbal fight elsewhere.

Suddenly, the Dining Hall doors flung open, revealing an Alicorn with a white, pink, and purple mane and tail. Her coat was cotton candy pink, while her Cutie Mark was a crystal heart. She had golden shoe-thingies on her hooves that matched Celestia's. Almost. She also wore some type of thing that matched the color of her golden shoe-thingies that was strapped around her chest. She obviously was a princess judging by the fact that she had a golden tiara on her head, plus she had a horn and wings.

She kept a poker face and walked over to me. I quickly got out of my seat and walked up to her, catching her halfway from the Dining Hall table. I was two heads taller than her, and she seemed cleaner than the other two.

I don't trust this, Tyrant. She seems more calm than normal.

No shit.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Sometimes, but I actually am freaking out right now.

You should calm down, you're probably just overreacting. She's most likely just another Princess that we never heard about. I mean, just look at her Cutie Mark; a crystal heart, which means she has something to do with love.

You... actually might be right about that.

You're seriously falling for Miss Goody Two-Shoes' side?

Nah, I think she's one evil bitch.

LANGUAGE!!!

I was drawn out of my thoughts when I realized I couldn't move. I looked at my hooves and saw that they were covered in green goop. I turned my attention to the new Alicorn and saw that her eyes flashed green, but that was before I blacked out and was sucked into the ground.

My last thoughts were, 'I knew it.' Before I went numb and drifted into unconsciousness.