Dogfight Squadron

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"If the big bang really happened why are there no pictures of it or video recording? I do not normally listen to this fabrication called "science" since all I the answers I need can be found in the bible. However, I happen to come across this big bang idea, that started the universe, I'd be lying if I said I did not start laughing out loud. After clamming down, I tried to find some real videos on this event and was not able to find a single one, then i tried to find some pictures, and i had no luck either. However, I found a lot of fake computer generated pictures and videos. Let me tell you that I am astonished no one ever brought this up, and that no one ever though that the videos and pictures these liars presented to you were fake. Has the world lost it's mind?

"How dare you insult the word of god, I will pray that you individuals who have lost touch with our lord find it soon, before you end up in hell.

"The pure level of insanity here is unbelievable, how can you AND HOW DARE compare the word of god to that of a human? If times were right, you individuals would rightfully be punished. And even amongst this chaos and blasphemy, none of you have provided one real video or picture. Your tricks may work on individuals with weaker mind, by trying to divert the answer and avoid the question by talking about time and technology. This is a clear indication that you either do not want to accept that i am right, or are truly taken by for a ride by the devil and have been blinded to the truth.

The school looked dumbfounded at Christian Guacci after he finished his rant.

Joseph, being the person who decided to acutally make a joke out of this, yelled out loud, "The fact that you're breathing is an insult to humanity!"

That was the only push needed for the students to explode out with all sorts of funny answers.

"That's like asking why is there no picture or video recording of god nor Jesus....... BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE! Idiot retarded kid asking this pointless question...." One tenth grader yelled.

"It probably is because no one was alive at the time of the initial explosion. Seriously, how far up your ass is your head?" A twelfth grader spoke normally, which was a whisper at the volume.

"You are the finest example for why people get murdered!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"There would have been no people around to record it...Are you really that dumb?!"

"Not sure if troll or retard..."

"Acheron, focus already!" Jeff screamed as the Spiteful nearly hit his Skyraider for the fifth time of the practice session.

The tiny Spiteful turned away. "Sorry!"

"What's with you today? You should be the best out of all of us!" Jon groaned as he rolled into formation to the silver jet.

"Some idiot at school..."

"Go on?"

"He thought the big bang was fake because of no live media to record it."

"Ah, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of a vodka bottle." Jeff quoted Sheldon Cooper.

The three landed somewhat roughly at Teterboro Airport. As Jon tried to climb out of the Bee Dee jet, his foot caught the side and he face-planted into the hard tarmac.

"Ah, gwafity. Tou awt uh hartless butch..."

"'Nother Big Bang Theory quote?" Joseph asked as he went over to help the redhead.

"Sushap."

The three went into the hangar. "Sparky!" A husky bounded out and began to lick Jon.

"Gah!" Arms and legs flailing, Jeff bolted out of the massive doors. Sparky, thinking it was a game, chased him off.

"Jon?"

"Yeah?"

"Remind me next time we have a flashback, lets make it more productive, okay?"

"Sure thing."