The Poop Slinger

by Snodpopper

The Poop Slingers

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One day in a land called a bathroom, there were three girls with blank flanks. Their names were Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. They saw their bullies and had the idea of fucking with them.

“Lets roll toilet paper to scare them” Suggested Apple Bloom.

“Nah, lets turn the light on and off to make them immediately run away.” Suggested Scootaloo

“I think both of your ideas suck dick. Lets sling poop at them and call them poop heads.” Suggested Sweetie Belle “Get it? Poop heads? You guys swallow. Your ideas suck and you swallow.” Said Sweetie Belle angrily.

“Well I guess that poop throwing idea wasn’t as down syndrome as our ideas” Muttered Apple Bloom in disappointment.

Scootaloo had a cliche flashback of when some shit was also thrown at her. She was just a newborn, and she was at a daycare. One kid took off his diaper and liquid shit flew out of his butt crack hitting Scootaloo in the face with such power that she fell over. The thought messed her up. She kept hearing the repeating sounds of shit. Scootaloo was going insane.

Apple Bloom also had a flashback, but this one more excruciating. She remembered the one day she took a bath with Apple Jack. The one fucking day. That one mother fucking day haunted her anytime she heard the word shit, crap, poop, feces, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and any of the word that related to shit. Her and Apple Jack were laughing at the bubbles they made when they farted, soon Apple Jack’s bubbles went wild and crap flooded the bathtub. Derpy jumped in because she saw the bubbles. I mean nobody could blame Derpy, that was her cutie mark for crying out loud! Until you saw that the shit was green and the only color in the bath tub was in fact green! All Apple Bloom could see was Derpy eating all the shit she found! It was awful! Derpy got sick and went to the hospital, while Apple Jack posted the video on Manebook. Not only did Apple Bloom experience Derpy eating shit, but she also saw her sister be so rotten and evil. Apple Bloom tried to get the picture out of her head, but it was too hard.

“So how are we going to make this plan happen? Apple Bloom asked trying to get the terrible experience out of her head.

“We grab the crap left in the toilet, throw it at them and then run like nothing happened. Also maybe we could get our cutie marks for poop throwing.” Explained Sweetie Belle

“That sounds like a pretty crapy plan. Ya get it, crappy?” Asked Scootaloo

“Scootaloo. No, just no. Do not even try. That was the worst joke I have ever heard!” Complained Sweetie Belle.

“It was so cheesy I could taste it!” Exclaimed Apple Bloom in disappointment.

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle used gloves to get all the shit out of the toilet, as Apple Bloom distracted Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They did they usual “Blank flank!” but she didn’t care. As long as she could throw some crap at her face she might as well get her 1 Direction cd because one song from that thing could you would think that it was crap

“Is that all the shit?” Asked Scootaloo

“I think so, we went through like three different bags. I think we have enough. One for me one for you and one for Apple Bloom.” Said Sweetie Belle.

They two ponies met up with Apple Bloom in a stall while Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were in separate stalls taking a shit, which was ironic.

Sweetie Belle gave one bag to Apple Bloom and one bag to Scootaloo.

“I think we are ready to sling the shit!” Exclaimed Sweetie Belle. “Once they get out of the stall pelt them with the crap we collected! Here they come!"

“In 3”

“2”

“1”

“Go, go, go!” Exclaimed Sweetie Belle

They threw their best. At least the 3 had gloves on but as for the 2 bullies, they were screaming and Sweetie Belle threw some diarrhea into Diamond Tiara’s mouth! Her next target was Silver Spoon. Silver Spoon let out for a gasp and that was the queue for Sweetie Belle to throw it in her mouth. She threw liquid shit into her mouth. Both Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon lied down flat on the floor almost paralyzed with shit covering their whole body. The three ponies still had some shit left in their bags, so they dumped it on them. Diamond Tiara passed out and Silver Spoon was crying. They soon left and acted like nothing happened, but little did they know that there was a security camera. It was odd they would have a security camera in there, but they did. They got an adrenaline rush and started vandalizing stores, houses, Twilight’s library, and tons more places. They felt great, but little did they know that people were going to see the video tape.


Author's Note

All of these jokes are pretty “shitty”. Heh heh heh. Terrible jokes. Those thing I said about Justin, Miley, and ID in my opinion is true. I am sorry I just never liked them. Though tons of people will say. “DON’T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE SINGER/BANDS!!!!!!!!” Look I’m sorry. It is just my opinion and if you look from my perspective it is hilarious. Please don’t hate me. Also this was my first fanfic and after watching the show, I’m pretty sure the flashbacks are not cannon and the shit slinging is not going to happen. Just a fanfic. Nothing else.

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