The Poop Slinger

by Snodpopper

The Disappointment

Previous Chapter

After the Cutie Mark Crusaders did all that stuff with poop slinging and the vandalizing, they started to multiple crap jokes. It was a few months later after some security guards watched the tape. They were in shock! They never knew the three of them could do anything so mean, so evil. They later felt guilty. They had fun, but as time went on they got guiltier and guiltier. They Justin Bieber songs became more crap, Miley probably took a crap when she twerked, and people were still watching when Iggy fell of the stage. The security guard sent Princess Celestia the video. She was surprised to see such a rude act. She also found it funny though because the two had bullied her once. Just laughing at a fucking alicorn raise the sun. What the fuck?! Come on kids, I put you in this world and I can take you out! she thought to herself.

“Dang, I feel guiltier everyday!” Sweetie Belle said.

“Me too” said Apple Bloom

“Me-“

“Shut up Scootaloo. We know your gonna say me three, but just shut your cliche anus of yours that spews out terrible jokes!” Exclaimed Sweetie Belle.

Later in the day the three got a call from Princess Celestia.

“Hey! Hows it goin’? Asked the princess

“Good?” said the three

The princess got serious.

“I know you flung shit into their mouths!” said Princess Celestia angrily

“Uhhhhhhhh. Ummmm. Thats shitty!” they yelled

“I want you to come to Canterlot to meet me, and bring Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon!”

“Bitch, you have wings! Just come here to Ponyville and we will bring Diamond Shit and Silver Crack!”

“I can’t disagree with that.”

Later in the day Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo got the two of them. They went to the treehouse and about two minutes later Celestia came.

“Finally, your here!” Yelled Apple Bloom

“Yup and this will make you more disappointed! I will make Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon alicorn princesses.

“What!? Why?” asked Scootaloo disappointed

“Cool, I get to be an alicorn princess!” Said Diamond Tiara Excited

Princess Celestia made the both of them alicorn princesses. They met the other princesses and got advice. Even though they liked their powers, they got caught slinging poop at the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They were soon banished to Tartarus where they aimlessly wandered searching for Tartarus’s heart, but had no luck at all and soon died at his anus. Because of the poop slinging the three witnessed they became alicorn princesses. That concludes the story of the poop slingers. It started with an shit and ended with some.


Author's Note

There was a cliffhanger in the last chapter, but who cares because both the chapters will come out at the same time. By the way this took me hours of revising, thinking of a part to do on the story, and plots. I was trying to binge type until 12:30 midnight. So, yeah I hope you enjoy this sequel chapter. The moral of the story is don’t be mean. Or something along the lines of that.