Garrett, a practitioner of Lunarkinesis, former friend/student of Celestia. This unlikely partnership/friendship, like you'd expect, doesn't work out and Celestia uses the Elements of Harmony on Garrett. "I only tried to kill her" Garrett, do you even want a story? "Fine, I'll go, [size=0.75em]cockfag[/size]" Any more distractions? No? Good, now after some nine hundred odd years, Garrett's back and re-"I'M BACK BITCHES" Get the fuck out! We good? You gone? Alright, Garrett's back, and seeks redemption for his past actions. Join him on his path of redemption and harsh revelations of the world he's returned to. 'While also having to explain some things to us, and deal with his fear of losing control near us, or what about.' Pinkie, I will give you to the count of five, to get out of here, and wait patiently for your appearance later in the story. If not, I will remove you now. 'No, please. I'll be good, I'll be good.' Damn right you will. I'm beginning the story now, before I lose my sanity.
Also, this story was based on an idea that a friend of mine suggested, leading to an idea. What if I challenge you all to think of an idea, tell a friend and see how they interpret it. Well. I hope I don't disappoint her(especially since the OC is hers, but based on me Additional tag:Comedy[grim, Shakespearean, funny, and poor]).