Rainbow's day out

The steel doors of a room slid open and a human dressed in red ran out. He grabbed his metal bat and hit a soldier in the head with it. "BONK!" He yelled as he hit a engineer in the head. The scout brought out his pistol and shot a medic five times in the head. "Think fast tough guy!" He threw his baseball into the heavy's skull.

Meanwhile...

"Hey, what's up?" Rainbow Dash said to Applejack. "I'm off of duty today, got anything nice planned?"

"Not today, do you?" Applejack replied with a nice tone.

"No, I am bored today, I will just try to do a stronger rainboom."

"Okay, nice to see you got it all planned out." Applejack said as Rainbow flew off.

~*~

Rainbow had a cone shaped barrier surround her and she bounced off of the ground to make a rainboom outlined with gold. The blast had destroyed a couple of trees, besides that nothing else had happened. Rainbow couldn't be found anywhere, besides a different dimension. She woke up in a room, "Huh? Where am I?" She asked, and an explosion could be heard in the distance that shook the room. A man dressed in blue walked into the red room.

"Ah, I must be pretty drunk, I see a rainbow horse in the red base." The man who was wearing a eye patch said before his head exploded. Rainbow Dash looked at her clothes and noticed she was wearing red clothes. A man dressed in red waved his arm from behind the dead body.

Rainbow noticed what was holding, a scattershot, a pistol, a baseball, and baseball bat. "Huh, that is definitely weird." She said, as a skinny male walked in holding a blue briefcase.

"What the hell are you?" The scout asked.

"What are you?"

"Um, I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do even know who you are talking to?"

"No, do you know who you are talking to?"

"Basically, kind of a big deal."

"Me too, fastest flyer you will find."

"Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother, I hurt people."

"You hurt people?"

"I'm a force of nature, if you were from where I was from, you would be fucking dead."

"Don't be to sure about that."

"You are on our team?"

"I guess, what team is that?"

"Red team, so get out there!"

"What?"

"Get the briefcase!"

"Okay, I guess."

"Go go go!"

Then, Rainbow bolted out of the room, flying to the other base. "You want some? Come and get some!" She yelled and shot a pyro. "Woo! This feels great!" She dashed into the her base and killed a spy on the way. "Amazing!"A pink pony poked her head through a wall, wearing a gas mask and had a flamethrower.

She saw Rainbow, "MMMHPH!" She screamed, for some reason, Dash could understand her. -Hi Rainbow Dash!-

"Pinkie!? How did you get here!? Oh, wait, you are Pinkie Pie..."

"Mmph!" -What do you mean?-

"Oh nothing."

"Mmmm!" -Okay then!-

Rainbow rolled her eyes, "Can you cover me?" Pinkie nodded, "Thanks, Pinkie!"

"Mmm!" -No problem, Dash!-

~*~

"Good work!" The scout said.

"Good job, little pony." The heavy said kind of blandly.

"No problem, call next time." Rainbow said gratefully and the heavy ate a sandwich, "Can I have some?"

"Only heavy can have sandvich." The heavy said threateningly.

"Ok..?"

"Ah pony?" The medic said curiously. "I vuant to dissect you."

"THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!" A loud voice boomed.

"Vwhat? I thought Scout was guarding it." The medic said.

"Yeah you wish, I just captured theirs, you idiot." The scout replied to the statement.

"INTRUDER ALERT! BLU SPY IN THE BASE!" The voice boomed.

"Maggots! Get moving!" The soldier yelled.

"Lets go, lets go, lets go!" The scout yelled and he ran down the stairs to the intelligence.

"Relax, what can a spy really do?" Rainbow said pretty calmly.

Rarity walked into the room, "Getlemares." Rarity said, "Oh, what are you doing here Dash?"

"I don't know, I must have brought you all here, oops."

"Shut up, and get the hell down there!" The scout yelled.

"INCOMING!" A heavy yelled, running towards the door.

Rainbow yelled, "No no no no!" The heavy crashed into the door, breaking it.

Twilight walked into the room, "Hey there, the intelligence is still here?" Twilight was wearing sunglasses and a hat.

"Yeah it is." The scout said.

A spy came into the room carrying a sniper, "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a blue spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem." He said putting the sniper on the table.

"Ooh, big problem, I've killed plenty of spies, they are a dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! no offense." The scout said, picking up the knife in the sniper and cutting himself.

Rarity chuckled, "Who is he?"

"We do not know, he can be any one of us, he can be you, he can be me, he can even be-" The spy's voice was cut off by his head exploding.

"What!? It was obvious! He is the blue spy! See, he will turn blue any second now." The soldier said in a booming voice.

Behind them, Twilight was walking up and turned into a blue spy. "So who the hell is he!?" The scout yelled angrily.

"Right behind you." The blue spy said stabbing the heavy and soldier in the backs. The others ran upstairs and killed the spy.