Rainbow's day out

The medic and the engineer were sitting next to a teleporter. "How long is zis going to take?" The medic asked.

"Well, hopefully not too much longer." The engineer replied as bread came through the teleporter.

"It seems normal." The medic ripped open the bread to see green ooze coming out of it. "That is odd."

The scout came out of a van. "Hey, what you two eggheads been working on?" The scout threw them the keys but they didn't catch. "Nice catch?"

"Yeah, what's the news?" Rainbow asked, "As if scout already didn't have a crush on Ms. Polly." She chuckled.

The scout tried to grab her wings but she dodged. "Well, we have been running some experiments on the teleporter, you might want to take a look at this." The engineer said as bread teleported into the teleporter.

"Wow, you can teleport bread, that is big news, is the demo back with the beer yet?" The scout asked but screamed as the bread was ripped open by the medic. "What the hell is that!?"

The medic shrugged, "Tumors."

"Well, if there was anything you wanted to do before, you know you died, now would be a good time to do it." The engineer said with worry.

"How long until these tumors kill us?" The spy asked in the darkness.

The medic started doing math, "3 days, we all have 3 days to live!"

The demoman appeared in the teleporter with beer and had sunglasses and a sombrero on, "Whoo!" He yelled, "What?"

~+~

70 HOURS UNTIL DEATH...

"This is a bucket." The spy said.

"Dear god." The soldier said.

"There is more."

"No..."

"This bucket contains the dying wish of everyone here." The spy said, "We have 3 days to live, for most men no time at all, but we are not most men, we are mercenaries! So we shall begin. Our first dying wish is Rainbow's! She has drawn a picture of me being kicked by her and my organs are spilling out." The spy said seriously, "Scout has drawn a picture of me being hit by a car. Did anyone else here put a wish in!?"

"You did not read mine!" The soldier yelled.

"Does it say you want the bucket?"

"Yes."

The spy pushed the bucket to Soldier and he took it. "See you all in hell."

~*~

52 HOURS UNTIL DEATH...

There was a knock on Spy's door, "Go away." Spy yelled.

"Um, yeah, sorry about earlier." Rainbow Dash said.

"Ah Rainbow, go fuck yourself."

"I really am sorry."

Spy smashed the door into Rainbow's face, "Go!"

"Spy! I'm trying to tell you I am sorry." Spy let go of the door.

"Make it quick."

"I actually do have a dying wish. I want to make sure Scout goes on a date with Ms. Polly."

"Really? Scout is terrible with girls."

"He is not good with ladies, you know the fancy kind, like Rarity."

"And why is that? Do you think? A mystery we will take to our graves."

"Okay Spy, you are better than me."

"I will do it."

"Really?"

"Now say that again." A microphone came from the desk.