Bananas and Moon Cheese

This was it.

Luna was fed up, she had endured enough of this injustice already.

This was the moment, the very second to make her night continue endlessly, and to put an end, a halt, to the terrible plague of bananas.

"CELESTIA!" Luna honked, or rather barked, at her sister, who was residing in the corner of the room, with fluffed frosting and yellow and chocolate marbled cake smeared all over her face, dripping down her chin in a pink, sticky mess.  She was also eating bananas, two of which were stuck up near the gums of her teeth. She looked like a drunken walrus. (She probably secretly was)

"HONK?!?!" The zoned-out pony blinked at her, alarmed, eyes stretch wide.

"THIS DISHONOR AND SHAME OF THE MOON, THE NIGHT, AND ITS TITLE SHALL NOT BE RUINED FOREVER."

The pearl-coated alicorn stared at her furious, enraged cerulean sister.

She jumped atop on the ceiling, and shuffled up to Luna. She slowly moved her face closer to Luna, stopping only when their cheeks brushed. She extended a hoof, poking her sister's face with the cold metal of her shiny golden boot.

Celestia leaned in closer. "HONK."

Luna frowned, agitated.

"This is no time for foal's games, sister! You have been acting as the role of a tyrant!"

The odd, banana-obsessed, cake-loving mare blinked.

"This banana fetish of yours has to stop!"

Celestia's eyes widened even more.

"HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKK!!!!!!!!"

Luna's eyes narrowed dangerously, and she frowned even more maliciously.

The room went dark. Everything muted. Two white eyes and a eerie smile glowed at the end of a room.

"It's all ogre now," Luna sneered in an eerie voice.

A creepy, spine-tingling violin tune started playing.

The room and everything went completely opaque and silent again.

Then Luna exploded.

Celestia set off an alarm.

"HONK HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHOHOHOHONKA HOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!"

Air horns went off, exploding everywhere, and Doritos and Mountain Dew rained down from the fresh cracks of the ceiling.

"This is my swamp!!!!!"

Luna's coat had turned black as midnight, and her mane was much larger, and moved like water on wax paper. She was much taller now, almost topping over Celestia. Her eyes were narrowed, and bat-like, and her teeth were sharp, as if they had been on a grindstone. She had light turquoise armor all over.

"OSTRITCH," Celestia bellowed, shaking the room.

"HUEHUEHUEHUEUHEHUEHUEUHEHUEUHEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHUEEEEEE!!!" Luna echoed her battle cry to the sky loudly.

Hard, light yellow cheese exploded everywhere, and moonswiss blocks now rained down from the sky, replacing the chips and soda.

Then, in that moment, Celestia knew what to do. She really didn't want to do this, but she had to.

The alicorn pulled out a large solid gold banana out from her left ear.

Luna, currently Nightmare Moon, charged onward.

Celestia grit her teeth and wiped a tear from the corner of her eye.

The black mare galloped now, only a few meters away.

Celestia, in the last moment, peeled the banana and slipped it under Nightmare Moon's rushed hooves.

Nightmare Moon tripped, and skidded to an instant halt a few inches away from her sister. The world froze.

Celestia grinned, happily, now. She pulled her sister closer, and leaned in close. Even upon waving a banana near her face, the stunned mare didn't react.

Celestia promptly shoved it directly into her mouth and stood back.

The mess around the castle cleaned itself up in a flash and a poof.

Nightmare Moon exploded.

Near where her feet were lay a sad and shameful filly.

Celestia leaned in, and picked up the reformed Luna.

They looked at each others eyes, Luna smiled sheepishly, and Celestia grinned.

They both hugged each other and and smirked they opened their mouths to speak.

And if you were there, what you would have heard outside of the castle gates would be two loud HONKS in symphony.

"HONK!" "HONK!"