Bananas and Moon Cheese

Celestia and Luna were sitting on their entertainment room couch, eating cheesy popcorn and bananas.

There wasn't much on the television that day that was interesting.

They sat in silence, doing nothing but pressing the buttons on the remote, fiddling with the channel numbers.

Suddenly, a loud CRASH! Resounded near the back room.

"What was that?!" Luna stared at her sister, who was unflinching, paying attention to absolutely nothing, as usual.

Celestia weirdly turned her head upside down. She merely honked.

Luna rolled her eyes, and walked out the room to investigate.

"HOLY MOTHER OF KERMIT!!!"

Luna's jaw gaped.

The crescent moon was lying, tattered and slightly burnt, in her backroom.

It shifted, clicking quickly, and exploded. Moonswiss was everywhere.

"What the-" Luna was cut off.

A lime green figure shifted in the corner of her vision.

"I think this is yours, but that's none of my business."

Kermit looked at Luna with his usual expressionless stare.

He pulled a glass of iced tea from behind his back, and sipped it casually.

"What?"

Luna just stared. "Who are you?!"

Kermit looked unimpressed. "I'd suppose since you exclaimed, 'holy mother of Kermit' that  you'd know who I am."

Luna shut her jaw with a snap. "Kermit? But your'e not r-"

"I am, in fact, very much real."

"But how- Why...What?"

Kermit turned to her again.

"Now, listen, little Luna. I was flying through space and noticed that my little dimension I created here was missing its pretty little moon. I looked around to the castle here, and thought about you sister. She's always attempting some stupid act, is she not? So, I peeked into the fridge, and what do you know? The moon in the cheese bin."

Luna looked back, and up to Kermit again, unsure of what to say.

"Well a nice 'Thank you' would do."

Luna stared at him, paused, and breathed out a mangled, "Thanks."

Kermit made a scrunchy face, sipped his tea, and broke through the glass window.

Luna gazed at the smoke trail he was leaving behind.

Celestia looked around behind Luna.

Luna looked back.

Celestia spoke quietly. "I'd ask what this was about, but that's none of my business."

Luna opened her mouth to speak, her eyes widening.

"Honk!"