Pinkie chats with the narrator.

Twilight groaned. Se had been asleep when the doorbell rang.

"Wahy waky!" said a Pink earth pony, bouncing through the door. Yes through the actual CLOSED door.

"Uh how did you do that?" asked the Lavender alicorn.

"Well because doors are so boring, its way more fun to go through them, don't you think? Besides I needed to get this letter to you super duper quickly!" shouted Pinky Pie.

Twilight took the letter, and read it through. It was a request to organize this years nightmare night.

Twilight thought back to last years one, it had been catastrophic.

This years one couldn't be any worse right?

Twilight could not have been more wrong.

"Why couldn't Twilight be more wrong?"asked Pinky.

"uh?"said Twilight, before shrugging. Pinky Pie would be Pinky Pie.

So Twilight decided to do it.

"Hey, weird voice, CAN YOU HERE ME?"

Oh, so you can hear me Pinkie pie. That is most unusual.

"Well duh, of course I can hear you, I mean wouldn't it be weird if I was just talking to no-pony? Hey are you a new pony in town? Hey are you invisible? Ooh, ooh, can you teach me to be invisible mrs... wait a minute, I never got your name, and if i don't have your name it means your new, so, hhhhhhhhhhuuu,  need me to organize you a welcome party-"

HOLD YOUR HORSES PINKY!

"what horses, I don't have horses, I could go and get some if you want-"

Its just an expression. What I was GOING to say was that I am not a pony, and  Am not in Pony-ville.

"Then where are you? And who are you? Can I guess name?? Is it Peach cake? Citron Tart? Loud Voice?"

NO..I am the narrator of this story, and i would very much appreciate it if you would-

"Ooh, so if this is a story, you can tell me what's going to happen say, in 2 chapters?"

Uh, no. I am strictly forbidden by the law 33 to tell you about how awful it will turn out.

"I's gonna be awful?"

I, err, well . COULD YOU PLEASE STOP BUGGING ME AND LET ME CONTINUE NARRATING THE STORY?!

"Okey dokey!"