Pinkie chats with the narrator.

By this time Twilight was already in Ponyville, on her way to the apple farm, (that was on the other side of Ponyville). They would need apples at  nightmare night. She passed Sugacube corner, and realized that Nightmare night would need more than apples, it would need lots of sweet treats.

"Hello, Mrs Cake," said Twilight, coming in to the shop.

"Oh, Hello your majesty, what can we do for you?"

Twilight raised one eyebrow in an Applejack-ish way, at being called majesty.

"Applejack doesn't do that" said Pinky Pie, appearing at the door. Twilight Jumped.

"No she didn't"

Yes, she did.

"Uh, Pinky pie, how did you get here?And  who are you taking to?" asked Twilight.

"The narrator silly, she sais what we are doing, ansd sais she said at the end of every bit of dialogue" said Pinky pie.

"Uhuh" said Twilight, her mind returning to nightmare night treats.

"So you wannu buy some nigtmare-ish treats for nightmare night?" asked Pinkie pie, though she already knew the answer.

"I did not!" said Pinkie pie. Twilight was looking at the different sweets on display. The half bit sherbet lemons, really caught her eye.

"Those sherbet lemons are 10 bits each "lied Pinkie pie.

"Sort of" she added sheepishly.

"How did you know I was thinking about buying those sweets? Besides I know hat their only half a bit each," said Twilight.

"Cause the narrator told me!"

Twilight decided to buy the apples first after all, and come back later.

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"Hey narrator,"

Yes pinky, what is it?

"Why are more talkative when I'm around Twilight?"

How did you work that out?

"Well during the during seconds that it took me to go all he way from Twilight's castle, to Sugacube corner I aw rainbow dash napping, Fluttershy shopping, Rarity going into the spar, the mayor-"

How very observant of you. Please can you get to the point?

"You didn't Narrate it!"

So?

"Why are you grumpy? do you want me to bring my party canon to chear you up? or i could recite Shakespeare, a Summer night's dream to you?"

NO! I mean, no thank you. Twilight is the mane character, to answer earlier's question.

Now I have a question for you. Could you please ignore me? You see, you shouldn't even be able to year me really, and it disrupts the story. You mustn't take advantage of what you can hear. You must act as if I didn't exist, OK?

"Okey dokey, I can pinky promis-"

just be quiet already already!