My Little Pony: Behind the Friendship

Stardate 2012, Captain's Log.

Wait, what the hell?  This is the author's notes, forget that.  Here's a demonstration of my thought process throughout the writing of this.

Have Idea while pissing:  WHAT IF:  Quentin Tarantino created MLP FIM.

Have another idea while still pissing:  WHAT IF:  MLP FIM was filmed in another dimension and then broad cast here?

Combine ideas.

Create story.

Write 500 words.

Drink 2 bottles of NAKED juice.

Write 200 words.

Watch Robot Chicken for 30 minutes.

Write 50 words.

Fall asleep.

Wake up an hour later.

Go back to sleep.

Wake up an hour later.  Sneeze up esophagus.

Take allergy medicine.

Go back to sleep.

Wake up at 5 AM.

Write 300 words.

Praise self.

Write 10 words.

Go back to sleep.

Wake up at 6 AM.

Write 40 words.

Give up.

Publish story!

And that is how I faked my death again.  The end.

Now for the thought process of watching my story get Up/Downvoted.

Story is Approved.

2 Upvotes.  Yay.

3 Upvotes.  2 Downvotes.  Okay.

5 Upvotes.  3 Downvotes.  Pretty good.

7 Upvotes.  5 Downvotes.  Alright.

9 Upvotes.  6 Downvotes.  Now we're getting somewhere!

9 Upvotes.  7 Downvotes.  WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!?  I PUT HOURS OF WORK INTO THIS AND THIS IS MY DAMN REWARD?  AGH!

And that leaves us at our current situation.  I also entered this story in a comedy contest for no reason.  Well, time to fake my death again.