The Demonic Amnesiac

Author's notes: I kinda was feeling a bit fucked up when writing this, excuse me if it's worse than normal, and normal is pretty bad still.

Squidlie walked in the room, he saw something he wished he didn’t want to see; a white colt, wearing a black vest, who had his hair short and spiked, and had a bull’s skull as his cutie mark, sprawled on top of Dagger.

“Rampage…what are you doing here?” Squidlie asked, incredulous.

“AW! CMON BRAH! Fuck you Squidlie, I thought you’d be happy” Rampage huffed, getting up. He had accidentally teleported right onto the wounded stallion. He was a completely different colt than the uptight one at Twilight’s. Rampage was happy to get out of the library; he enjoyed Spike’s and Twilight’s company, but even he had to get out seeing his family once in a while.

Squidlie facehoofed. “Rampage, I will ask only once more. Why are you here?”

Rampage started to talk but was interrupted by a shockwave that hit him through the doorway, which was on the other side of the room.

“What the fu-“he was interrupted again by a mare with a light blue body and a rainbow colored mane, who galloped into the room.

Rampage was now irritated. “GOD DAMMIT DASH I WAS TALKI-“Rainbow slapped him across the face.

“BITCH, PLOX” She yelled. “I WAS TALKING! WHERE IS THE MOFO?”

Fluttershy walked in. “p-please don’t yell, you’re scaring the a-animals”

Squidlie put a front leg around Fluttershy. “It’ll be ok, shy” Squidlie said, giving her a quick peck on the cheek. Fluttershy instantly brightened up. Then she realized something….

“U-um guys? Where’s D-dagger?”

All of the ponies stared at the now empty bed.

They screamed in unison, “WHAT?!?!?!?!!”

Rainbow Dash started to shake, getting scared, and boiling over with anger. “He…he’ll kill somebody. That pony is a murderer!” She dashed out the door and took flight.

Rampage decided he needed to go too. “Wait RD!” he started to run after her, leaving Squidlie and Fluttershy alone. Fluttershy looked at Squidlie with expectation and worry in her eyes. Squidlie got the message; he sighed, and looked back at her.

“Shy, I’ll be back soon. Wait for me here” he removed his shades dramatically, revealing….another pair of shades. (Bucking’ killjoy)

Squidlie ran after Rampage and Dash, leaving Fluttershy all alone, hoping for him to stay alive. She shed one tear that ran down her face and landed on the floor. It didn’t even make a splash. She wondered what it meant….

Rainbow Dash heard screaming behind her. “RD!” the voice kept calling. She facehoofed, as she would know that bitchy voice anywhere.

“BUCK YOU RAMPAGE” she yelled down below.

Rampage sighed, and just kept galloping. Something jet black streaked by him and he yelled “RD, I JUST SAW A BLACK

LIGHT GO RIGHT BY ME!”

She spun around, seeing it too. “YOU’RE MINE!” as she cut it off, and then tackled it.

The only thing Rampage saw was a ball of blue and black roll about 20 meters and then skid to a stop. Dagger got up and looked directly at Rampage with his blood red eyes, while standing on the fallen Rainbow Dash.

A un-pony like noise came out of the black alicorn’s mouth;

*Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Rampage stood completely still, overridden with fear. He tried to move, tried to do anything. He couldn’t move, no matter how hard I tried. He was starting to sweat profusely as the black alicorn started stalking towards him, like a predator approaching fallen prey. Without warning, he rushed, and Rampage discovered yet again that he was frozen in place. He was still desperately trying to move, had managed to step to the side, and had run forward right into the broken wing of the alicorn.

*shriiiiipppppppppppppp*

Despite Rampage’s efforts to keep moving, running into the side of the alicorn caused serious damage to him, leaving a few broken ribs. Rampage looked back at the alicorn, whose wing was lying by his side now.

“Fuck”, He said as he spat at the now one-winged Dagger (Lol sephiroth reference). Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Rainbow Dash start to get back up, and he taunted the alicorn to give her time to support me.

“You done already? I haven’t even started!” He rushed Dagger, throwing a hoof at his chin. The alicorn looked at Rampage with disdain as he dodged with almost no effort whatsoever. Rainbow Dash rushed Dagger from behind, finally recovered enough to move freely.

*ping!*

The alicorn disappeared before Dash could get to him, leaving one of its two wings behind. Rainbow Dash looked at Rampage incredulously.

“How did you stand up to him?” She asked with a bit of amazement.

Rampage shrugged. “Tell you the truth, I didn’t. I just stalled him, so you could get up and help”, as he cracked a routine arrogant smile.

Rainbow Dash huffed, and slapped Rampage again. At this point, the side of his face was a very bright red.

“Don’t you ever do that again! He was mine!” She portrayed her anger in this way, and it was better to let her vent

“Bitch needs to shut up”, Rampage mumbled and walked away, smack right into his brother.

“Heyyyyyyy, Rampage. What did I miss?” Squidlie said all too smug, which made Rampage want to throw him around till his bones broke.

“Did he seriously purposely not get involved? What the buck?” Rampage was pissed.

He collected himself, and softly spoke, “Nothing Squidlie…nothing at all” and punched him in the mouth, then teleported with another,

*ping*

Squidlie was left alone with a very dumbfounded mare, which he decided to strike up a conversation with. He didn’t really know Rainbow Dash all that much but Fluttershy was her friend, so why shouldn’t he be?

Squidlie shrugged and attempted futilely. “So, Rainbow Dash, care to fill me in?” He was being overly cautious with his asking, but he didn’t care and wouldn’t ever care; as it’s better to be safe than sorry.

“Your brother stole my fucking prey!” Rainbow yelled, in an uproar. “That alicorn was mine! All that’s left of him now is this!” she held up a wing.

Squidlie’s jaw hit the floor. The blood soaked wing brought fear to him. How could his brother do this? That was beside the point. When Rainbow Dash spoke, he heard a tinge of something else…admiration? Jealousy? Squidlie knew he had to find out; it seemed like a fun thing to do after a crappy day of being interrupted when he was with Fluttershy.

“Hey RD, did I hear …jealousy inside your voice there” Squidlie teased, having way too much fun with this.

RD turned a bright red, which stood out against her light blue coat. “N-no! What are you talking about!?”, she got in his face,

proving his suspicions.

“You know you’re jealous that he showed you up. My brother may be hardheaded, but that white coated bastard is skilled in three things; fighting, magic, and taunting. Has my brother perhaps…caught your eye?”

RD turned an even darker red and protested much against this claim. “Why would s-someone like HIM catch my eye? He’s an over arrogant prick! I wouldn’t fall for someone like him!”

“Me thinketh she protests much” Squidlie chuckled to himself. He was already with the mare of his dreams, Fluttershy. What did he care who, or what, Rampage caught the eye of? Obviously he didn’t. His brother WAS an over-arrogant prick, but he was his brother. He was a prick; yes, but he was a badass in the same sense, and he knew it.

“Ok RD, I hear you. You didn’t fall for my brother. I’ll be leaving now. We have nothing to talk about” Squidlie started walking away but Rainbow Dash lunged at him holding him back.

“Wait!” She seemed desperate to ask, so Squidlie decided to hear her out.

“What is it now?” He asked in disbelief.

It was Friday, so she decided just to ask Rampage’s brother the question, instead of Rampage himself. “Is Rampage…is he open this weekend?”

Squidlie tried hard not to laugh. Rainbow Dash was a horrible liar. “Ask him yourself”, he said as he teleported, smirking back at her. Squidlie had all intentions of sabotaging the future relationship in the meanest way possible

*ping!*

Rainbowdash was fuming. How dare he leave without answering? She was no good with the stallions and colts…she decided to wing it (pun intended), and just ask Rampage about this weekend. She huffed and flew back up onto a cloud, and went to sleep, thinking about how she was going to deal with Dagger, who was probably dying, and more importantly, how she was going to approach Rampage tomorrow.