Weaponmaster

by KazeRinShin

Chapter-53 The Pinkie party[Edited]

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:heart::derpytongue2:Edited by our Archmage purpleninja102:derpytongue2::heart:

All you need to know about the chapter: :pinkiecrazy::pinkiegasp::pinkiesad2::pinkiesmile::pinkiehappy:

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Chapter-53 The Pinkie party[Edited]

"Okay everypony lets paaaarty!!" Pinkie exclaimed from atop Discords head as everyone stood shocked unsure of exactly what was even happening.

"Um miss Pie, Discord is very dangerous and I don't think it is a good idea for us to "party" with him. " Luna said as the first to regain her senses.

"Oh nonsense old horny head here won't hurt us he will even make a pinkie promise wont you? And you can call me Pinkie Lonnie." Pinkie exclaimed waving her front hoofs at Luna as she stared at her resting spot on top of Discords head.

"I will? Uhm I mean of course I will." Discord said as a second head grew on his neck and whispered to Pinkie "So what is this promise thing and how do I do it?"

"Oh that's easy you just do this. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." As Pinkie was saying the promise she crossed her chest then flapped with her front hoofs as if they were wings and finished by sticking her left hoof in her left eye.

"That's not a pinkie promise." Night said coldly behind Pinkie.

"Ah then what is mister "I know what a pinkie promise is better then pinkie"." Pinkie said angrily

Night stepped forward and cleared his throat. " Luna this will hurt a little and I will need you to heal me afterwards is that okay?" -Night asked as he held his right hands pinkie to his chest level.

"Un I guess but " Luna began but Night twisted his right hand's finger until a crack was heard. Luna screamed as Night spoke in a cold voice all the while staring Pinkie in the eyes.

"Cross my heart" Night said as his tight index finger made the same motion as Pinkie had done with her hoofs. "Should I lie I wish to die" Night then continued driving his thumb nail trough his neck leaving a small red line. "And you may stick a thousand needles in my eye" Night finished putting his right hand index finger inches from his right eye. As he finished he saw the terrified expressions on the faces of the other 4 creatures in the room. "And that is why you don't break a Pinkie promise." Night said as he kept on staring Pinkie who upon hearing this appeared near the refreshments table.

"Silly Night that's not why its because if you break a Pinkie promise I will break you." Pinkie exclaimed in a voice that made Night's whole promise seem like a pleasant experience as she cut a slice of cake while Luna was healing Night's finger.

"Couldn't you have just explained your version?" Luna asked Night accusingly.

"No, it loses its impact unless you see it." -Night said dryly.

"Um so which one should I do?" Discord asked hesitantly holding his claw to his chest.

"You should totally do mine Cordy." Pinkie exclaimed as she presented Discord with a piece of cake. "I have cake." Pinkie added condescendingly. As Discord took and ate the cake piece he began to spew flames.

"That cake was a lie." He exclaimed annoyed before he made the promise. " Uhm flying cupcakes with an eye from my heart will fly" as he finished saying this cupcakes with wings made of bread began to fly from his chest each having an eye made out of sugar. "There now that I made the promise we can put our differences aside and have some fun right Lulu?" Discord said but received only a cold glare from Luna as Pinkie was chasing the poor cupcakes which were trying and failing to escape her reach

"Oh cheer up Lulu you just need to relax and party" Pinkie exclaimed as she turned and pushed Night towards Luna. Before she could react her muzzle met his lips as Night stumbled and his hands found themselves holding Luna's neck for support. Instantly the two separated and turned away from one another as Celestia Discord and Pinkie Laughed. Wanting to cool off, Night headed for the refreshments table and reached out for the punch bowl only to get his hand hit away by Pinkies hoof.

"Why did you do that?" Night asked angrily as he rubbed his hand.

"You and Lulu already had some of my special punch Nighty this is for Celly and Dissy they need it more then you and Lulu need it anyways. So learn to share and have some juice." Pinkie said as she motioned her hoofs to a different bowl.

"So Discord you will not harm our subjects and let us rule them as we see fit so long as we don't attempt to imprison you?" Celestia finaly spoke hesitantly.

"You can't be serious sister we should just use the eleme- " Luna began to protest but was cut of.

"Yes, more or less, also unless you are willing to sacrifice J-Night's life to re-seal me you can't use the elements on me. Are you willing to kill him Lulu? After all its because of your arguments regarding him that I am even free right now." Discord asked as he began to swirl around Luna as a snake.

"I- No I-" Luna stuttered before Celestia spoke.

"That's Enough Discord you won but stay away from my sister." Celestia said as her horn lit up.

"Celestia I am appalled that you would even suggest that I would even consider it" Discord said as he lifted his paw and claw defensively. Night had observed the whole exchange and had a strange feeling in his chest that was not quite rage and made him feel uneasy.

"Okay so how about we cool of with some nice punch you two?" Pinkie stepped in between Celestia and Discord offering them both a glass of punch. Remembering what happened with the cake both of them replied in perfect unison.

"NO" As she heard this Pinkie slumped to the ground from the sheer volume and a few tears few down her cheeks.

"Okie d-dokie lokie then I-I guess you don't need me here then." Pinkie said as she broke out in tears

Before anyone could say anything Pinkie along with all the party decorations that had littered the floor and the party hats and the refreshments table were gone as if they were never there.

"Well that was a short welcome back party." Discord said sadly as a pink cloud appeared above him and he slumped down to the ground resting his head upon his tail as he had made a Circle around Luna. Chocolate rain falling on the two of them turning into sugar cubes as it hits Luna.

"Um Discord we should talk."Celestia said hesitantly as she looked out the window and noticed that they were actualy on the ceiling.

"Oh I knew you'd come through eventually" Discord said happily as he disappeared from his slumped form and re-appeared wrapped around Celestia's body restraining he movement. " So what do you want to talk about first?" Discord said as he winked at Celestia.

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