Derp My Life
The Story That Is My Life
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I slowly open the front door, making sure not to wake up Twilight... but to my surprise, she's not on the couch. I set the pink box down on the kitchen counter, a strange feeling settling in my chest.
"Huh... Maybe she's in the bathroom...." I quickly ran down the hallway and straight into the bathroom, almost busting down the door as I charged into it.
"Oh...Hi Dash..."
I came across Dash washing herself in the tub, her eyes narrowing as she looked at me.
"Hmm... There's still room in here for one more..." Dash said, hoping to seduce me...But there was no way... I had to find Twilight and tell her this..sure to be awkward proposition. I quickly closed the door and backed out into the hallway, ignoring Dash and running down the hallway and into Derpy's bedroom.... There...I saw her, nestled nicely under the covers... Twilight.
I slowly crept in the room, crawling and rolling around up to the mattress, truly, I felt like "Solid Snake." I gently sat down on the edge of the mattress, slowly leaning over Twilight, her gentle breathing so delicate....
I laid my head down next to Twilight and gently kissed her on the lips, the purple pony responding with a playful lick and a hug.
"Mmh... I missed you..." Twilight muttered, her sparkly purple eyes fluttering as she spoke.
"Uhm... Twilight... There's kinda something I need to tell you..." I nervously emitted, my voice cracking higher as I spoke. Twilight wrapped her arms around me and embraced me tight, her eyes locked onto mine as she waited for me to tell her.
"Derpy wants me to move in with her...and-" My plead came to a stop as Twilight shoved my mouth with her sloppy tongue.
Her eyes closed and her cheeks blushed a bright red as she wiggled her tongue around, the delicious kiss lasting 5 minuets.
"Mmmmh..." Twilight muttered as she slowly pulled her tongue out, a long thick thread of saliva slowly disappearing as she moved her head back.
"I'll always love you... always... and no matter how bad the situation, I still will..." Twilight smiled, her loving eyes glaring at me as she spoke. I hugged her tighter, so relived to still have her... Geez... I'm greedy...
"Listen... How about I throw you a party, seeing how your still not actually a citizen of Equestria... I'll invite the Princess to promote you!" Twilight said as she hopped up out of the bed, her smile warming me up inside.
"Umm.. Are you sure Princess Celestia will grant me citizenship?" I nervously asked, a little worried about this whole party idea.
"Pshhh... Don't worry! She owes me one favor... and I want to use it on you..." Twilight said in a soothing voice, I could tell she really loved me... I meant the world to her...
"You just stay here until everything's ready, kay?" Twilight said as she laid her head down on my lap, her blushing face staring down at my zipper.
"Okay...Just don't get hard... Don't get hard... Don't-"
ZIIIIIIP!
"Mhmm... " Twilight sighed as she rubbed her cheek up against my already hard dick, her warm lips slowly caressing the head as she opened her mouth and began sucking.
"Ohhh...." I sighed outloud, Twilight's wet warm saliva running down the shaft as she closed her eyes and bobbed her head up and down.
I blushed and laid down on the bed as Twilight noisily sucked, her lips gently tightening around the shaft as she wrapped her tongue around the tip. "Oh... I'm gonna cum... I'm gonna cum... " I panted out, Twilight looking up at me and smiling as she picked up the pace and started deep throating. That instant... I couldn't hold it in anymore....
SPLCCHHH!
My cum splashed in her mouth, Twilight standing there, ferociously lapping up the sticky mess that splurted out on the bed sheets.
"Mmmh.... It's so warm..." Twilight muttered as her tongue ran up and down the shaft, then slowly circling her tongue around the head. I blushed and looked up at the ceiling as Twilight started sucking again....
"Umm... Is that enough...?"
I nervously asked as Twilight deep throated me, her loud moans and constant gulping getting louder and louder. After watching her wildly suck for what I counted was 4 minutes, and finally... Twilight said something....
"Mmhm, more...please... "
All of this done by 12:00.
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"Goodbye, and make sure you come at 6:30, me and Dash will prepare the party until then." Twilight said as she gave me a peck on the cheek. Dash and Twilight both stood in the doorway, kissing me goodbye while Derpy was in the shower.
Hey, what she doesn't know won't hurt her... I thought to myself as Dash hugged me tight and whirled her tongue around my lips... Dirty Dash.....
CREAAAK!
Dash and Twilight both trotted off home, just leaving me and Derpy alone....
"GOD! I'M SO BORED!" I sigh to myself, only 6 minuets after they left.
"Hmm....Derpy's showering.... she might not want me in there... but I'm bored..." I thought to myself as I opened the bathroom door, inside Derpy was looking at her self in the mirror. A towel covering her breasts, and another towel wrapped around her hair.
"Ohhh, Hi!" Derpy exclaimed as she turned to me and leaned on me, her hoofs wrapped around my neck. Her cute face blushed as the towel on her waist dropped, her breasts fully exposed. I mean, it really didn't seem to matter... especially because all the ponies walk around naked... but whatever!
Derpy blushed and bent over to pick it up... but that wasn't all she was doing...
As I watched her smile at me, she began moving her tail around, lifting it up and down, flashing me with her cunt.
I blushed and unzipped my pants and thought to myself as I slowly walked up to her....
"Well... I do have alot of time to kill... I might as well..."
Derpy wined as I wrapped my arms around her waist, pushing her pussy against my dick as I thrusted it in.
"Mmhm....Harder..." Derpy moaned as I began sliding my dick in and out of her, gradually picking up the pace.
"Hhm! I'm gonna cum...." Derpy sighed out, her pussy tightening around my dick as my cum squirted deep inside her.
She moaned as my cum splashed inside her, the over excited Derpy cumming. I blushed as her cum splurted out, wetting my shorts and the rug, all in a white sticky mess.
"Heh, that was fun..." I sighed as I walked out the bathroom, looking at the clock above the front door, 6:50...
Hmmm, we should probably get ready....
