Derp My Life
The Ceremony
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"FUCK... It's so cold!"
The only thing I can think as Derpy and I approach Twilight's house, filled with banners that read," Welcome Orion!"
I look down at my shorts...Damn... I WISH I HAD WORN MY PANTS!
"Is something wrong?" Derpy asked as we approached the front door, loud techno beats emitting from behind the door.
"Y-Yeah... " I sigh out as I slowly open the door, my shaky hand slowly turning the door knob... I'm always nervous at party's....
As soon as I open the door, the techno drops and all is quiet, the house is pitch black, then suddenly the light turns on and...
"SURPRISE!!!"
An everlasting shout echoes through the house as an abundance of ponies smile at me, bright red confetti strips raining down
as a certain pony runs up to greet me...Pinkie Pie!
"Did you like it!? Are you surprised!? Huh!? Were yah?" Pinkie hopped around me, her pink mane bouncing as she trotted.
"Yes! I LOVE it!" I replied back as Twilight and Dash ran up to hug me, their cute smiles gracing me as their hooves wrapped around me tight.
"Soo!? What do you think!?" Twilight eagerly shouted, her beautiful purple eyes sparkling as she spoke. I looked to my left and saw Derpy talking to another pegasus.... Now's my chance!
I quickly smooched Dash and Twilight on the lips, both of them sighing as I ran my fingers down their mane.
"Aww, don't tell me that's all...." Dash whispered as she ran her hooves through my hair, Twilight soon following.
"C'mon... There's a whole city of ponies waiting to meet you..." Twilight said as she waved to a group of ponies.
I blushed as a crowd of ponies rushed up to to me... I could only recognize some of them....
Dr.Whooves, The "Great and Powerful" Trixie, Colgate, Lyra, and Bon-Bon all shaking my hand one by one as they grinned and greeted me. The rest of the ponies to shake my hand were background ponies, their colors ranging from charcoal black, to eggshell white.
"Hi! Nice to meet you... Orion...? Is that right?" The great and powerful Trixie said to me, her luscious white hair hanging down from her "Micky mouse" hat. Yeah... I don't know what it was... but her pointy purple hat looked exactly like the one from Walt Disney's "Fantasia."... Strange....
"Uh...Yes... Hello!" I quickly replied back, my hand holding onto her left hoof... but not shaking it....
Trixie looked at my hand and blushed, her giggles silenced by her right hoof as she covered her smiling mouth.
"Heehee, Orion please do stop! The Great and Powerful Trixie will continue this in private..." Trixie smiled and walked away, her stars and crescent cape swaying left and right as she happily trotted away.
"Hi! Hey! Hows it goin?" I constantly recycled my replies as I walked down an aisle of cheering ponies, at the end of this long aisle was a big table... there... I saw Princess Celestia... in all her royal glory.... I nervously walked up, my forehead beading with sweat as she looked up at me.
"Ahh, this must be the newcomer I've heard so much about..." Celestia greeted me, her hoof stretched out for a handshake...
I immediately freaked out and shook her hand nervously, Celestia laughing as I did so... Damn Trollestia....
"Attention! Ponies of Ponyville!"
Celestia quieted the whole room, an awkward silence spawning as all the ponies stared at me....
"It is with great honor, that I, Princess Celestia declare Orion, an official citizen of Equestria!"
The ponies uproared in a loud celebration, more confetti flying around as Celestia handed me a feather and ink pen.
Apparently to become a member of society, you have to sign a golden certificate, which was also signed by Princess Celestia.
I swear.. It felt like being a freakin president...except without enemies trying to snipe you.
"Well, if you excuse me... I really have to go..." The princess said as she stood up from the table, her wings opened wide as she crawled under the table, her head nudging against my crotch.
"Oh... I'm sorry, but it's easier than walking around the table..." Trollestia said, her blushing grin staring back at me as she walked down the aisle.
I blushed and looked away as Celestia swayed her tail from left to right, her cunt exposed.
"Okay... Don't stare... Don't stare..." I thought to myself as she walked out the front door, before leaving she stared back at me and winked... Was she coming onto me....?
TKKKTTHD!
As the Princess left, the lights dimmed down and all eyes were on the DJ, and that's when I saw her...
Her shady blue sunglasses shined, her turquoise spikey hair flowing as she flipped the black records around.... Vinyl Scratch...
I stared at her.... and after a while... I noticed that she was staring back at me..
She blushed and grinned at me, her head bobbing to the beat as she waved her hoof at me... directing me to "come here."
I knew I had to have her.... NO MATTER THE COST!
Next time:
The Actual Party
