Derp My Life

"You're afraid of rides...?"

Twilight nervously stared up at me, her shaky hoof reaching for my hand... she still wanted to go on.... for me?

"Twilight... you don't have to... if you don't-"

MMMHM!

Twilight silenced me with her tongue, her arms wrapped around my neck as she stood on two legs.
"Man...I wish my girlfriend kissed me like that..." I heard the ride engineer say as Twilight slid her tongue out, the clear stringy saliva slowly disappearing as she moved her head back.

"As long as you're here...I suppose I could try..." Twilight said as she hugged me tight, her horn poking my stomach.

"Okay then! Let's do this!" I joyfully shouted as I climbed in the raft, I held Twilight's hoof as she sat down next to me.
The seating went:
Twilight & Me
Dash & Derpy

Nothing personal, but I like sitting in the front... and with Twilight....

"Okay, have fun!....Celestia, I hate my life..." The engineer sighed as he started the ride, the chain lifting the raft into a narrow track of water.Twilight immediately wrapped her arms around my left arm as the raft splashed into the water, the raft slowly bumping side to side in the water as it sailed down a straight track.

"Awww, It's okay Twilight... It's just a small current..." I said as I ran my fingers through her soft purple mane, Twilight looking up at me and smiling.

TKTKTKTKTK!

The loud chain speed picked up as the track lifted up to a slope, the bright sun gleaming in my face as the raft continued rising up to the top.

"Okay Twilight.... Just close your eyes and hold onto me..."

The ride reached it's peak... this was it...

Dash and Derpy both lifted their arms, both screaming as the draft tipped downward, seconds before the drop.
It seemed like time stopped at that moment... I could see all of Sweet Apple Acres... the luscious trees lined up in rows as AppleJack bucked the trees.

SHHHHHHHH!

The rushing water splashed down as the raft descended, Twilight hugging my arm tighter as the excitement of the drop got to me, my stomach feeling full of butterflies.
"Whee!" Derpy and I both exclaimed in mid drop, the raft splashing into a shallow pool of water, my shorts and shirt... soaked.

"See... Twilight, It wasn't that bad..."

I look to my left and see Twilight smiling, her beautiful purple mane ruffled as she stared at me with a big grin.
"I love -"
I stopped her statement with my tongue, Twilight responding by putting her hoof on my lap. Twilight sloppily licked my tongue, her lips locked to mine as the kiss went on.

At that moment, while Twilight and I lashed our tongues together...I knew that Twilight could go on any ride...as long as I was there...