Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

Only Part 1? What A Ripoff!?

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"MMH!"

Twilight exclaimed loudly as I took my lips of her pussy, her warm sticky cum dripping down my mouth.
"Heh...heh.... I think Iv'e had enough..." I sighed while wiping my mouth with a white napkin.

I sat back in my chair and lifted up the table cloth, Derpy and Dash kissing my dick in a very sloppy manner, their wet lips drenched with my white sticky love.

"Mhmm... Shouldn't we leave soon?"

As Dash stopped kissing, Derpy slowly opened her eyes, her cute crooked eyes glimmering as she stared up at me.
"Just a little more...." Derpy sighed as she put her lips on my dick, slowly sliding it in up to my shaft, Dash smiling up at me as Derpy did so...

Oh God....Thats good....

I blushed and sat back in my chair again, Derpy's warm lips hugging my dick in a warm relaxing movement.
Twilight leaned forward and put her hoof on my head, pushing my face closer to her pussy.
"More... Please..." Twilight blushed, her wet pink slit drooling infront of me... I had to!
I slowly ran my tongue up and down her lips, almost unable to keep still, due to the fact that I was holding in my cum...

SLCHHCHCHCH!

Derpy bobbed her head back and forward, gradually working the shaft while constantly flicking her tongue at the head.... I couldn't take much more....

I then decided to make this a challenge....

Could I get Twilight to cum before I did!?

I put my lips on Twilight's, gently nibbling down on her pussy, this sudden move causing Twilight to gasp outloud and latch her arms around my head.
"Oh Celestia!.." Twilight moaned out as I sloppily smacked my lips together against her lips, this final move being enough to set off the climaxing pony...

SPLLSHHH!

Twilight's cum gushed out, the sweet fruity juice rushing down my throat as Twilight sighed. I quickly lapped up the flowing cum and laid back against my chair. I looked down at Derpy and saw her throat bulge as she swallowed the heavy amount of cum I had released....
... I came... and I didn't even notice.....

Derp my life...

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"OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! OHMYGOSH! This is gonna be awesome!"

Derpy bounced up and down the sidewalk, her cheerful jumping seemed to make the trip to the Carnival so much shorter... that and the fact that I smoked another joint... heheh.... 3/5 left.

This Carnival was set up in the Town Square... I think? I could definitively see the clock tower from here... We hadn't walked that much from the Library...
I didn't want to get all excited like Derpy... but I could see a huge shiny red roller coaster that seemed to reach up to the clouds....Next to it was a neon green water ride that seemed to rival the roller coaster in size.... It was my calling... I had to ride this....

I had always loved coasters and rides.... Six Flags, Knotts Berry Farm, Universal Studios, Castle Park.... I had been to every theme park in my region.... I was never afraid to ride...

As we walked towards the ticket booth, the loud excited screaming of fillies hovered above us... Damn... must be one hell of a ride....

The cashier at the ticket booth looked exactly like Mr.Cake... only he was brown...
He had a bored stiff expression on his face... the first thought I had was: Fuck my life....

Twilight pulled out the red tickets and showed the cashier, he just nodded and pointed us to the turnstyle.
"Yay!" Derpy exclaimed as we walked through the turnstyle.

TKTKTK!

Twilight and Dash held my hand while Derpy lead infront, our first decision being... what to ride first? The four of us all stared at a big white board with a map on it, labeling what the rides were and where. Honestly, the Carnival is just set up in a long narrow path, midway games lining up between the rides.

Main attractions:

The Speedy Demon

Rapid Rapids
Classic Rides:

Wheel o' fun

Ferris Wheel

Haunted House
All of these rides for the price of two bits a ticket... That's pretty good... I suppose....

"What do you wanna ride first?" Dash said as she nuzzled her nose against my hand, hehe so cute!
I looked around, the closest ride being Rapid Rapids... meh, might as well.
"Let's go in this one first!" I joyfully shouted as I walked towards the entrance of the ride, Derpy soon following.

The carts were shaped like rafts, but none the less, still carts on a chain. They each held four ponies, so good for us!
"Please make your way into the raft. Please no splashing, eating, or throwing stuff off the track. Keep your arms inside the raft at all times, enjoy your ride." Another bored colt said, this one was wearing a striped red and white suit.

"Okay...How are we going to sit...?"

I looked at Twilight, who had a uncomfortable look on her face...
"Twilight, what's wrong?"I said to her as I slowly pet her mane, she looked up at me and sighed.
"I-... I'm scared of... rides..."

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